Drug Testing

[DreamWeaver]

Help PLease!!! I just found out that I have to take a drug test tomorrow and I am going to fail...I smoked pot on thursday. What do I do?? I need help quick!! I can't call out, that will be sooo obvious. Oh my god, I am gonna get busted, aren't I??

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[impactplayer2k1]

Start drinking lots and lots of water to try to flush t out your system.

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[Jennitalia]

Dream, I had to be tested a couple of years ago and i was in the same boat as you.

i dont remember the name of the it, but GNC has this raspberry flavored tea that does the trick. you have to drink a gallon of it within 3 hours before the test. i ended up throwing up after drinking 1/2 of it so quickly, and when you pee, it's totally clear, but i tested negative. i think it was like 20 bucks.

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[HordeKing1]

DREAMWEAVER - I suggest you try to postpone the test. Traces of THC will remain in your body no matter how much tea you drink.

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[Knocked]

was thurs the only day in over 30 days?,,if so your levels should be low enough to pass,,,they ceck for minimum levels,,not the presence of thc,,,for most drug tests that is

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[Jackie Sloan]

Horde King is right Gina in as much as T in your system. However, I was in a similar situation a few years ago, went to a Health food place(like GNC),
bought a powder called "the stuff". Much to my relief, it actually worked.
My guess is it was some sort of masking agent, but it did work. Good luck-try not to freak out, that won't help.






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[Yerdaddy]

I've had friends who used the tea and passed - and they were wake-and-bakers. I think it was called "Golden" something. Also, I hear heroin will mask all trace of THC. Good luck.

Some comedian: "Drug tests are like cheating. If I come to work stoned and you can't tell - I win!"

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[reeshy]

You failed-next!!

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[DarkHippie]

drink a shit load of water and relax, as long as you're not a habitual smoker, you should be fine

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[chefpitt]

The tea carryed at GNC is called "Golden Seal"

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[DreamWeaver]

was thurs the only day in over 30 days?,,
No I smoked a few times this month...the joint rolling contest night in the studio I think I smoked 5 joints and before that i had probably smoked like 2 or 3 times....

I work at 2 different job sites, so I think tomorrow I will have to show up at the other one. The only problem with that is that I left my laptop where they are going to test me so I have to show up there at 6am before anyone else gets there...And that only buys me a week. ANd that is if this switching job sites thing works...

Jenn...do you have to drink this stuff 3 hours before you take it? There is no sheduled time for the test but I would have to be at work at 7 so I have no idea when they give the test....Do you know if I can take it the night before?????


I just found some golden seal in my medice cabinet...how many pills do I take?? Anyone???

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This message was edited by DreamWeaver on 3-5-02 @ 5:13 PM

[HordeKing1]

DREAMWEAVER - I did a quick bit of research.

Marijuana can be detected in hair samples for as long as 90 days after the last use.

Marijuana can be detected in the urine up to 30 days after the last use.

Marijuana can be detected in the blood for up to 10 days after the last use.

Some products claim they can produce false negative by diluting the marijuana to the extent that a false negative results.

Guess what? - it's bullshit because drug testers now test for the adulterants too. The products that supposedly cleanse and flush are simply diuretics. The drug testers know about these techniques, so they also measure the specific gravity of the urine to make sure it's properly concentrated. Basically, if you use these products, you are shrinking your pocketbook but not your chances of getting caught.

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[Jennitalia]

Dreamy,

Unfortunately, yes, it has to be 3 hours before hand. my test was at 9am. i woke up at 4:30 to make it and drank it from like 5-8. around 730 is when i tossed cookies, or, tea ;) i was so bloated all morning, and had to pee like every 5 minutes. when i gave my sample, the woman commented on how it was so clear, so i'm sure the jig was up, but i did pass


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[irishkb]

ok so golden seal works for those that don't smoke that much.. as for the hair testing the shit stays in there for months.. you can buy a shampoo that does take away some of the toxins.. but most company's will not test hair because it is very expensive to test... tell the gnc guys your situation and they will give you the best stuff to take for fast results... they get asked it all the time... good luck..

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[Knocked]

No I smoked a few times this month...the joint rolling contest night in the studio I think I smoked 5 joints and before that i had probably smoked like 2 or 3 times....
I'm sorry but,, I think you're fooked :( there are some services that provide eloborate urine delivery systems for men and women complete with clean urine, these kits quickly heat up to the proper temp and are recommended by meany people,,I'll try to find the link to the site, but my suggestion would be to call in sick and order one of these urine delivery systems, after it arrives (overnight mail) go back to work with the unit in place ready to go

P.S. a fail safe way to pass is to dip your finger in bleach like a half hour to an hour before the test,,make sure it dries!!, then put your finger in the urine stream while taking the test,,small amounts of chlorine will transfer to the urine and destroy the chemicals they look for, the chlorine will promptly evaporate before the sample is tested (this is what many parolees and probates do to pass their surprise tests)but I would put the most faith in a urine kit.

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[TheGameHHH]

Drink a lot of water, thats the only advice I could give. <P>


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[Prince Neptune]

I'm in the IBEW local#164 and I use to smoke alot of pot so I would carry an eye drop bottle filled with bleach in my toolbag in case they came to a job site with a piss wagon and make us piss on the spot. It used too work but taht was a few years ago, I've moved up and dont currently get piss tested anymore. I wear contacts and use saline and one time, only once I grabbed the wrong eye drop bottle and squeezed bleach right in my fuckin eye. Talk about a stupid painful mistake, my eye stayed bloodshot for a straight week. I thought I was going to loose my sight. What a tool.
My friends have used this stuff called Stealth Catalitic, they will even send it next day, call 1-800-stealth, I dont know if they are still in bussiness but its worth a try.

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