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The Blowhard
03-07-2002, 03:31 AM
OPENING LINE:
Dan 6-5 over Billy: Let's face it, Billys win over Perrynoid was a fluke, like Buster Douglas vs. Tyson.
Unlike Perry, Dan is bulkier, stronger and focused. The party should be over for "The Guest Comic".
Balck Earl 20-1 over Dukes:
Just the fact that Al is fighting a black man is reason enough. Once Al see's Earl in fighting gear, he will probably catch the next bus to the studio and crap. I think even Gary Coleman could beat "Glasshead".
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reeshy
03-07-2002, 03:35 AM
Heckler,
stop talking about Billy-you might hurt his feelings-boohoo!!
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IRISjr
03-07-2002, 04:06 AM
I'm not trying to suck up to billy. And I have never seen dan, but Im goin' for Billy. He has had a trainer for a few months, now he knows how to throw around his weight. :)
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The Blowhard
03-07-2002, 08:16 AM
People ARE talking..Dan is now 2-1 over Billy, and rising!
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Balck Earl 20-1 over Dukes
you're giving glasshead too much credit, this line should be 100-1. Al has no shot vs Earl. Were talking about a guy who falls to the floor once you touch him
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This message was edited by FIG on 3-7-02 @ 1:03 PM
5-6. 2-1, whatever. I'm not a bookie and I'm not gonna make big guarantees. What I will do is GUARANTEE a good fight. Real men taking real punches. I will say it's 3-1 that a Staple will be popped.
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TheGameHHH
03-07-2002, 10:46 AM
TheGameHHH 20-1 on kicking CovDiesel's ass.
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!
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The Blowhard
03-07-2002, 10:50 AM
Gotta love the "Feedback King's" confidence.
Be warned Dan, Billy has that "lunatic power", most crazy people do.
Dan 2-1 over Billy
Earl 30-1 over Dukes
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Knowledged_one
03-07-2002, 01:02 PM
its not lunatic power its beer muscles
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angrymissy
03-07-2002, 01:11 PM
kick him in the nuts. it always works for me
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Tallguy 22
03-07-2002, 01:15 PM
dan is ganna kick billys ass now that he knows how billy boxes he will kick his slow ass. dan is much thinner and faster. billy might have the power but he is a slow motherfucker.
i picture this:
Ron:billy stagering around the ring then the haymaker from dan and down goes billy!
and for earl and al that black rage is ganna come out then its all over
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This message was edited by Tallguy 22 on 3-7-02 @ 5:18 PM
I say Dan over Billy no questions asked!
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NATEDOGG
03-07-2002, 02:38 PM
I like the fact that you're favoring Dan but Heckler, YOU'RE GIVING BILLY TOO MUCH CREDIT FOR WHAT HE'S WORTH. I'd say Dan 15-1 over Staples.
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PmTick
03-08-2002, 05:41 PM
Dan over Billy and Earl over Al
The Blowhard
03-10-2002, 08:15 AM
Dan 6-5 over Billy. Earl 50-1 over Dukes. 100-1 the bank teller pukes when Al cashes that check. <P>
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NATEDOGG
03-10-2002, 08:20 AM
Heckler, I still say you're giving Billy too much credit
with the 6-5 odds. I say Dan 15-1 over Staples...I
hear Billy popped a staple or two when Al hit him
with the lawsu
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