If Billy did that to your paycheck ... [Archive]

Christy

03-08-2002, 09:25 PM

If Billy did that to your paycheck, what would you do?

I know the guys of this board would probably say, "I'd beat the crap out of him!" ... what would the girls do?

I would be yelling, screaming, and cursing ... I don't think I would hit him ... he would probably knock me out! LOL

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03-08-2002, 10:01 PM

I dunno, tough decision, sometimes you need to draw a line between comedy and humaness, Im not defending weeeeble in any way or douchebags, but something needs to be done and I can rest at nigh knowing someone will lose their job

WintersEmbers

03-08-2002, 10:10 PM

if billy did that to my paycheck....id probbably leave the room with a quiet dignity.....and then proceed to put as much laxative as possible in whatever he was drinking. punishment to fit the crime.

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Earth2RON

03-08-2002, 10:55 PM

i would take his as* to the street,and beat his as* im not AL sometime you have to act like a man and fight back no matter what.

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Jobberific

03-08-2002, 11:06 PM

I will avoid a fight at all costs, but if I was Al, Billy would've been punched in the throat. The one thing I certainly wouldn't do is get an attorney and what not. Be a man, Al, stop running to your mom.

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kframe19

03-08-2002, 11:23 PM

I like the attorney option.

The best revenge in a critical mass situation is to cause as much pain to someone as possible, and nothing causes as much pain as a nice fat lawsuit.

Physical pain is transient.

The pain caused by a lawsuit can continue for months or even years.

This message was edited by kframe19 on 3-9-02 @ 3:25 AM

impactplayer2k1

03-09-2002, 05:58 AM

First, I hit him from behind with a whisky bottle. Then, hog-tie him and throw into the back of van. Drive out to a remote place in jersey, where i continualy beat him with a crowbar and leave him in a ditch in a puddle of his own blood and piss. Then take a dump on him.

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03-09-2002, 06:29 AM

I wouldn't waste my breath. I'd get my people to take care of him.

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DarkHippie

03-09-2002, 07:21 AM

I'd dump on his face right there screaming "toss my salad, beeatch!!"

He needs to pick on people his own size . . . I'm his own size. and if he ever tried that beastial shit with me, i would demean and hurt him in ways he just can not imagine. (and bring this on the radio, you filthy man-animal!!!)

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chefpitt

03-09-2002, 07:44 AM

Chet

03-09-2002, 10:56 AM

I would do nothing but just laugh. I have direct deposit, so it wouldn't matter. Besides, I sometimes wipe my ass with it when I can't find toilet paper.

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NATEDOGG

03-09-2002, 02:32 PM

OKAY! If Staples did that to me, he would be dead
within the hour no question or thought about it. I
like Billy Staples, but I WILL NOT LET HIM SHIT ON
MY PAYCHECK AND TAKE IT UP THE ASS LIKE AL
DUKES. I WILL KILL HIM AND SHIT ON WHAT'S LEFT
OF HIM, IF THERE'S ANYTHING LEFT OF HIM AT ALL!

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This message was edited by NATEDOGG on 6-27-02 @ 5:55 PM

Tallguy 22

03-09-2002, 02:47 PM

i am 13 and i would still kick al's ass . if poo(future lung cancer patient) can beat him anyone can kick al's ass. so i would just push him in front of a train for laughter.

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roundi

03-09-2002, 06:09 PM

I'd douse his fat ass wit 151 rum and light him on fire, a Staples flombay. I like billy and Al's a pain in the ass but billy went to far. I thought it would be funny to hear some one lose it on the air but Billy is just an angry drunk who wants to start a war with anyone who dosn't think all his bit are funny.

brijjack

03-09-2002, 10:06 PM

#1 Kick in bathroom door
#2 Proceed to hit Billy until his nose is broken.
#3 Take shitty paycheck and stuff it in his mouth.
#4 As Billy curses me from the bathoom floor,
repeatedly yell "WHAT?" over and over again.
#5 Pour a beer over his head and exit the ring...I
mean studio

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mrbungle

03-10-2002, 07:20 AM

Billy would never do that to me, as I don't act like a tool around him.

As for Al, get another check you pussy.

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Zipgun

03-10-2002, 09:07 AM

Billy - "Tough guys behind keyboards"

He's got a point.

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Girlfezzie

03-10-2002, 09:13 AM

For the first time ever(gasp!!) I am on Al Dukes side. I would throw whatever was handy at Billy. That's how INFURIATED I'd be if Billy took a dump on my measley paycheck! 

Finally!! I got my Pinellis Park Pervert designation under my name and all I got for it was this lousy t-shirt!!!

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Tall_James

03-10-2002, 11:44 AM

For the first time ever(gasp!!) I am on Al Dukes side.

Yeah, I'm with you on this one. I'm not really a Dukes fan but that's going too far.

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03-10-2002, 11:44 AM

lleeder

03-10-2002, 12:27 PM

Theres no such thing as going too far. If something doesnt go too far its not worth anything anyway.Billy Staples Rocks

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03-10-2002, 02:35 PM

I would f**k him until he loves me. Then I would take him out Frighty Fright Style
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Jonkeu

03-11-2002, 08:03 AM

I'd Laugh, proceed to the bathroom, take a crap. pick it up and place it on his phone and desk.

Thank god for Direct deposit!

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Freebird

03-11-2002, 08:30 AM

brijjack..that was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!
"What?"
I said thank you for the chuckle.
"What?"
I said I'm grateful for making me giggle.

I would probably replace any beer/mixed drink/alcoholic beverage Billy drinks from now on with water. Sober Billy is Cranky Billy.

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TrailerTrash

03-11-2002, 10:07 AM

just cuz i'm a chick, it wouldn't stop me from beating him. btw, i don't mean that stupid girlie fighting - hair pulling and bitchslapping - i'm an all-out punch-thrower

... look what i just done said ...

jafter

03-11-2002, 10:15 AM

If I was Ron and Fez. I would put a stop to all this picking on Al shit. It is going to bite them, Billy, Joe Poo, and the station a lot of money. If I was Al I would sue them all and laugh all the way to an early retirement.

You can not go around and do this crap to people. WNEW is looking at a huge lawsuit. All AL has to do is get copies of the past 2 months shows and he has a great case for harassment.

I know this is not a popular answer to this thread, but it is the truth. I don't like Al either but this is not the way to make him quit. It will be almost impossible to fire him now with all of the shit they have pulled on him.

We want Ron and Fez live in DC.

Prince Neptune

03-11-2002, 10:37 AM

I would have took the check and even though I would most likely get shit on myself I would have tried to wipe the shit all over Billy and then commenced to a good old fashioned ass whoopping. 

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brijjack

03-11-2002, 10:39 AM

Thanks Freebird..
WHAT
I said thanks Freebird..
WHAT
I said...never mind, you all saw this coming anyway

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bad samaritan

03-12-2002, 04:06 PM

If I was Ron and Fez. I would put a stop to all this picking on Al shit.

This is really all Al's fault. If he weren't such a tool, no one would pick on him.

Now, if it were just Billy, I could see where Al would have a case against him. But everyone on the show (not to mention the message board) rips on Al, and has for months.

Wouldn't there be a point where, if you were Al, you'd start to wonder if something you were doing was what pissed everyone off so much? If he just did his job and acted like a normal human being, it'd never have gotten to the point where Staples had to poo on his check.

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