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03-09-2002, 07:49 PM
I am a practical joker and at work about 2 years
ago I made up a story that I was getting married.
It was because one of my co workers always said
David you have money because you are single. I
said not for long I am getting married in Canada on
Friday(It was Thursday when I said this). It was
completely bull no one believed me but I was lying
so well even though it was ridicules I stuck by the
story. Soon supervisors were congratulating. I
finally came clean. But 2 of the dumber so workerrs
who sat by me still believed it. Let it be known
since then I have talked about people who I have
dated and what not and they don't catch on. It is a
great joke. My other co workers crack up when I
talk about how me and Diana had a fight. I talk
about the in laws and everything. The thing is it
has been 2 years. Does this mean I have to keep
pretending I am married for the rest of my life.
What if some female is dumb enough to agree to
marry me! I can't go announcing that I am getting
married because they would be plenty pissed. I
thought about divorcing her but every time I am
about to we get back together. I know you find this
weird because she is not real but I just can't break
up with my imaginary wife? Any suggestions?
Should I divorce her and if so why? I don't want to
look bad and I don;t think Diana would cheat one

P.S I called he Diana because i was reading V at

David the Franchize
Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY
My name is CYYYFYYY and I like Ping Pong

03-09-2002, 08:06 PM
Ok so why dont you just tell them that you got a divorce? Or are you going to be working at this same job for the rest of your life?

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03-09-2002, 08:13 PM
how 2 problems can get solved at the exact same time:

you go on the show monday and casually bring up the fact that u're married.

ron: "you're married cyyfyy? really? what's her name?"
cyyfyy: "yes ron, her name is diana. we met up there in that country there canada."
fez: "did u say her... oh forget it."
ron: "what is it fezzzy?"
fez: "oh nothing ron... it's just weird because i too have a fiance in canada named diana."
ron: "sure u do fez - and i have some prime land for sale in the florida swamplands."
fez: "NO, IT'S TRUE. her name is diana woodbery, we're very much in love, and we're going to get married!"
cyyfyy: "woodbery?"
fez: "yes, woodbery - that's her name. she's a lawyer and she's hot i tell you, hot."
cyyfyy: "oh no!"
fez & ron together: "what is it cyyfyyy?"
cyyfyy: "diana woodbery - the hot lawyer from canada - that's MY WIFE!"
ron: "folks we're going to break for spots because, well, this is getting weird and creepy."
ron: "we're back on the ron & fez show... and, apparently, it's true."
fez: "yes ron - cyyfyyy married my fiance!"
ron: "well, that's not legal fez."
fez: "it sure isn't ron - cyyfyyy u must do something!"
cyyfyy: "i'm very sorry fez. i'm really, really sorry - i'm going to get an analgment (sp.?) immediately!"
fez: "ya betta buster."
ron: "and i guess that i owe you an apology buddy - in fact all of new york owes you an apology."
fez: "and florida - the people in florida thought i was gay too."
ron: "yes buddy... fezzy's my buddy and he's straight!"
fez: "... and i have a fiance in niagara falls, ontario, canda."
ron: "eddy trunk eddy trunk eddy trunk eddy trunk"

end result: fez proves once and for all that he isn't gay and cyyfyy get's out of his fake marriage.


This message was edited by eggers on 3-9-02 @ 8:40 PM

03-09-2002, 08:23 PM
dam, i could have expanded the conversion so much more if it weren't for my crappy keabord - i'm at the easyeverything internet cafe and it hurts so much when typing... it really hurts.



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This message was edited by eggers on 3-9-02 @ 8:26 PM

03-09-2002, 08:47 PM
Bravo eggers, CYYYFYYY, just tell them it was all a story your writing. Or just tell them she passed away, and take 3 days off..??

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03-09-2002, 10:09 PM
Yeah say she died, then the next day circle some personal ad's, then ask the co-workers what they think of the women you chose.

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This message was edited by WWFallon on 3-9-02 @ 10:15 PM

03-09-2002, 10:56 PM
Tell them she OD'd while "partying harty."

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03-10-2002, 01:15 PM
If I killed her off they would start a collection for me
so I can't kill her, I guess I will have to divorce her.
what should be the reason of the divorce???????

David the Franchize
Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY
My name is CYYYFYYY and I like Ping Pong

03-10-2002, 01:43 PM
I kill your wife, you kill my momma. That's fair.

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