John S. Hall type of poetry...

[PanterA]

It doesnt seem very hard. Lets see if we can write John S. Hall type of poetry. I'll start it.

Jack and Fred drank lots of beer, jack drank so much beer that jack threw up. Fred drank more beer then jack and didn't throw up. Fred began to drink jacks beer. then they ran out of beer and Fred started to drink jacks vomit. I would never drink jack vomit because vomit is gross. if I was Fred I would have just went to buy more beer. I think Fred is weird.

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Where is my favorite sweatshirt?! Why is it not were I put it!? Where could it possibly have gone?! What have you done with it?! I cant find it anywhere! it should be right here! I know I left it....oh there it is.

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This message was edited by PanterA on 3-13-02 @ 10:41 PM

[42nd-delay]

I like oatmeal...oatmeal is lumpy...some oatmeal has apples in it...apples grow on tree...I don't grow on trees...cause I'm not an apple. I like oatmeal. <P>
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[Jester]

I came out of the shower with just my towel on. I am walking towards my drawer to open it. All I see is underwear. Why is it all black. Why must I wear underwear? Oh I am naked that is why. Underwear is great.

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[PanterA]

I had pizza for lunch today. I thought about having chinesse but instead i had pizza for lunch today. I was thinking about getting a hero or maybe a hamburger, or even a fresh piece of fruit, but i had pizza for luch today. I really dont like pizza all that much and had many other choices, but in the end, i had pizza for lunch today.

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[JerseyRich]

Yesterday I went to the beach and when I got there, there were lots of old men dancing in the sand. I walked up to the old men and asked them why they were dancing, and suddenly one of the old men grabbed me and held me while one of the other old men took my wallet. At that point I was very scared and just ran away. I will never ask old men who are dancing on the beach why they are dancing ever again. <P>

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[CowBoyJoka]

I took my dog out for a walk. She saw another dog. My dog sniffed the other dog's butt. She doesn't like it when they try to sniff her butt. The other dog tried to sniff my dog's butt. She didn't let him. I tried sniffing the other dog's butt. He didn't mind. I tried sniffing my dog's butt. She didn't let me. She doesn't like it when they try to sniff her butt. <P>
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[The Blowhard]

Funny, he never mentioned his biggest hit "Detachable Penis".
Imus played it all the time.

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[PanterA]

What would this world be like if there were no trucks? How would they be able to ship my favorite cookies to the corner store? Would there be other type of vehicles that can transport lots of objects from place to place? How would they transport gasoline, milk, and other useful liquids? What would this world be like without trucks? Would the terms jackknife, big rig, or 18 wheeler even exist? What would become of truck drivers? Would there be out of work guys wearing dirty netting hats roaming the streets talking in CB code? What would you do if they said to keep it at double nickles cause the smokeys are camping on 87? What would this world be like if there were no trucks?

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[PanterA]

Traffic really makes me angry. Why are there so many people driving? Why is it when i have to be somewhere there's always traffic? Why is this guy trying to get over to my lane? Does he think it's going to make things better? I think he just wants a change of scenary. Or possibly just want to piss me off even more. What the hell is causing this traffic any fuckin way?! I bet its 1 little old lady driving 20 MPH in the fast lane. Why do they even get on the highway if they cant drive faster then 20 MPH? OK this traffic is driving me crazy! Why does Felipe in the car next to me have to blast that piece of crap music? GOD DAMN THIS TRAFFIC! What the hell is causing this traffic? Someone better be dead to cause this kind of traffic! I knew i should have gotten gas before i got on the road. What the hell is causing this traffic?! Oh look that lane is move....let me get over. Hey buddy you mind if i get over? HEY FUCK YOU TOO PAL! Oh an opening...ahhh now i'm the moving lane....SHIT WHY DID IT STOP! Well at least i'm one car length farther then i was....SON OF A BITCH NOW THAT LANE IS MOVING!! Well, maybe i should stay in this lane. God damn it, what is causing this traffic?! If there's any less then a 10 car pile up i'm REALLY GOING TO BE PISSED! What is causing this traffic!!! oh wait i can see it now. There's a car with a flat in the center lane....SON OF A BITCH!!


scene.... :)

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[SpaceAge Outlaw]

Someone should do A parody song. instead of jesus was way cool , how about "AL Dukes was a tool" ..& it should be spoken in a HIGH chipmunk like voice..

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[PanterA]

ummm that was done already by 42nd delay

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[Red Rocket]

I sit at my desk and type. I type all day. I type all night. I type for work. I type for fun. I type for porno. I just type type type. Sometimes I don't know why I type and sometimes I do. When I type I sometimes type slow other times I type fast. Sometimes i make mystakes but spell check will pick them up. Typing is so cool.


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[PanterA]

I thought this post would take off, but no ones seems to want to add. Add to the fun. The fun of writing simple poetry. Poetry that takes minutes to come up with. I thought this post would take off. Why havent people posted in the post of poetry? The poetry of the mindless. The mindless of the board. The board of the Ron and Fez show. Why havent people posted poetry in my post of poetry? Is it because of me? Do you all hate me? What did I ever do to cause you not to post in my post? Why havent poets posted poetry in my poetry post? Come on people, post a poem in my poetry post of poems. Do i have to beg? Fine. Please post powerful poems of poetry in my post of poetry. Post a poem all you poets. Post plentiful poems in my poetry post of poems. please.

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