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Man With Desk next To Al Dukes

03-13-2002, 11:36 PM

how come our military ain't wearing body armor and how come the copters blades are made of fiberglass?

and why am i still up at this ungoldy hour of the night...

and how come im not packing 12 inches

and how come it rained today

and how come cars can't run on water?

and how come the earth is beige?

and why can't i be fezzy's wife?

and why can't i grow up to be like my father

and why was i born?

when am i going to die?

why is pluto the last planet?

how come the moonlanding was fictional?

why am i rambling?

whats the square root of pie?

can someone make me a pie?

does pie make you fat?

does being fat mean you can eat more pie?

why is it called a pie?

how come yer mother wears army boots?

why is she a snow blower?

can i ever become rich?

does that guys no money down plan for real estate really work?

will I ever be unemployed?

when will i get sick?

am i safe?

where i can i get a safe to put money in?

can i borrow 5 dollars?

how bout 10?

ok how's 20?

goodbye

Man With Desk next To Al Dukes

03-13-2002, 11:45 PM

oh and

dude where's my car?

Gmann

03-13-2002, 11:48 PM

and why couldnt the Rangers win tonight

In a world of lies it is the man who tells the truth who must be silenced!

Poison Ivy

03-13-2002, 11:50 PM

Does any guy NOT know every line to that Fast and Furious movie?

Joe, comment? ;)

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Gmann

03-13-2002, 11:53 PM

Am I the only guy who hasn't seen it yet ?

In a world of lies it is the man who tells the truth who must be silenced!

Man With Desk next To Al Dukes

03-13-2002, 11:55 PM

and one of the things edwin knows is, its not how you stand by yer car, its how you race your car, you better learn that

Yo monica, whats your problem ni&&a you didn't win.. OOOHHH F7ck you then

i live my life a 1/4 mile at a time

Gmann

03-14-2002, 12:00 AM

and why did Ivy try to blind me with her Ranger light thingy ?

In a world of lies it is the man who tells the truth who must be silenced!

Man With Desk next To Al Dukes

03-14-2002, 12:01 AM

Well I like toys( get yer mind out of the gutter), Im a big kid at heart, and I got her one cause I thought they were fun, i got home real quick cause of it too

Poison Ivy

03-14-2002, 12:05 AM

and why did Ivy try to blind me with her Ranger light thingy ?

because i am evil :)

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sexy bastard

03-14-2002, 12:07 AM

I never saw that movie and have no interest in watching it....also
ivy is evillllll lol remember everyone she is poison ivy...and if she is poison I dont want to find the cure

the epitame of masculinity (yeah right)

Man With Desk next To Al Dukes

03-14-2002, 12:11 AM

then yer no man if you dont own this movie

i watched it on the train ride to from and during the ranger game

BAM BAM my POV city husslers, where all my ni^^as at?

HordeKing1

03-15-2002, 12:18 PM

MAN WITH DESK -

1. The military isn't wearing body armor becuse it is heavy to schlep around. The soldiers already routinely carry b/w 40 and 60 pounds of gear. Adding to it would make the soldiers less able to quickly react to danger. A new type of body armor is being developed that is supposed to be stronger and lighter.

2. Some helicopter blades are made of fiberglass or similar material becuase it has relatively little weight and remains cohesive under intense centrifugal force.

3. You're still up b/c you're not asleep.

4. You're not packing 12 inches b/c the average penis size is about 1/2 that. In no way does it reflect on your masculiinity

5. It rained today because of the complex interaction of high and low pressure systems, cold and hot fronts and the ever present butterfly in china.

6. The internal comustion engine works by burning gas. Water is not flamable.

7. The earth has many colors. From space the predominant color is blue not beige.

8. You can't be fezzy's wife b/c the law doesn't recognize same sex marriages. Besides he has to propose first and he already has a fiance.

9. You can't be like my father in all respects because of a combination of biological (i.e. genetic) and sociocultural reasons.

10. You were born b/c your fathers sperm penetrated your mothers egg and meiosis begane resulting eventually in a zygote, later an embyo and fetus. After approximately 9 months you were involuntarily ejected from your mothers womb.

11. You will die upon cessation of all brain waves and cardiac rhythm.
when am i going to die?

12. Puto isn't the last planet - it's the last discoverd planet in our solor system. It's called pluto after the astronomer who discovered it - Percival Lovell. In keeping with the tradition of naming planets after greek and roman gods, pluto was the roman version of hades. Since pluto is usually farthest from the sun, astronomers must have thought it hell. BTW, due to the weird orbits of neptune and pluto, there are times when pluto is closer to the sun than neptune. Pluto itself is a tiny planet (some speculate that it was a moon of neptune that somehow escaped it's gravity well. Some moons are larger than pluto, including our own moon, Io, Europa, Ganymede, Callisto, Titan and Triton.

13. The moonlanding was not fictional except in Capricorn One.

14. You are rambling b/c you're up late and typing these question gives you something to do.

15. The square root of pie is a blueberry muffin and 2 apple turnovers.

16. Many can make you a pie. Pick one up at your local bakery or supermarket.

17. Pie MAY make you fat. It depends on what kind of pie you're refering to.

18. As the size of your stomach increases, the capacity to eat increaes as well, so a fat person can eat more than a thin one.

19. By "it" do you refer to pastry or vaginas?

20. Mom wears army boots, typical of all Lt. Commanders. She finds them both tasteful and comfortable.

21. Snow shoveler is more accurate. She's a bit of a technophobe so she shys away from appliances of this type.

22. You CAN become rich! I receive about 20 e-mails a day promising me countless wealth. Should I send some your way?

23. No.

24. Current unemployment rates are low - about 4 1/2 %. Chances are though, that you may be unemployed at some point in your carreer.

25. You will get sick when your body is unable to fight off bacterial or viral organism or when cell growth gets out of control as in cancer.

26. Even if you're safe with yourself, get checked for STD's then you know you're safe for others as well.

27. Generally it makes more sense to invest your money than store it, so that it may accrue interest and/or dividends.

28. Sure you can borrow $20 bucks at market rate! 'll send the contract right over.

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