I Wanna Be on the Show...

[JackassFrumNJ]

Okay, lemme be straight up here. I'm from NJ. I'm seventeen. I wanna be on Ron and Fez. Dammnit, those guys keep me alive at my little high schooler part time job. (Ahem..Senior, in high school) Can anybody tell me my chances? I really don't have much to offer. From what I've been told, I'm pretty funny and have a radio voice...as if that's all you needed, ha (emphasis on sarcasm...thank you). All I wanna do is chill with em on air once. Is it too much to ask??? Ugh, I've made a fool of myself. Ladies, gents, good night.

I wanna be on the radio, dammnit!!!
-17 Yr. Old Mario

[erinmoran]

If your a lesbian, have big tits....or a prostitute....your chances are very good!:):)

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[RF Godfather]

erin hit the nail on the perverbial head... get in line Mario, lol.

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[Dan]

Start by calling up, showcasing your talents within the topics they are discussing. Try instant feedback, also. Then, maybe you can work your way up from there if you have the skills.

Or, you can just show up at 888 7th Ave with expensive gifts. Ronnie likes cigars and Fez likes comic book memorobelia.

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[CYYYFYYY]

Well it would help if you were 18, it would help if
you did not have to write a post about this, It
would help if you were female or had a hot female
friend, It would he;p if you called the show, It would
help if you had a gimmic.... YEA A GIMMIC!!!!!!!!


David the Franchize
Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY
My name is CYYYFYYY and I like Ping Pong

[42nd-delay]

Usually self-mutilation or a willingness to be a freak will get you some airtime, though not necessarily respect. I think Dan put it best - contribute to the show, don't go in expecting anything from them, and you may find yourself in the vaunted studio. <P>

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[Sheeplovr]

i thought all u had to do was be funny

number 333 its the way to be
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[french bread pizza]

you have to have jelly beans in your nose sheepy too..

yeah what cyyyfyyy said you have to be 18...also, i'm just speaking for myself but i'm sure this goes for most of the people that are on the show, i've never asked to come in, i've always been asked.

i have nothing witty to add.

[Man With Desk next To Al Dukes]

Here's how you get into radio....

Dont go to college ( I found out I wasted 4 years at PSU)

Try to be a regular caller, that's how I got my start. I was calling left and right for a year and when a job opened up, I was the first one they called with zero experience.

You gotta be older, kids your age = unpaid interns.

Do not, and i repeat DO NOT expect to all the sudden work in NYC right off the bat. NYC is the no.1 market, which means you gotta have a No. 1 attitude in what you do. You don't produce, it's so long pick up yer welfare check next tuesday. I have been at three different places in my 10 year career so far, LA, NJ and now NYC. I was a producer for a morning show in central NJ, I was asst producer at a station in LA, and now I'm working in NYC. Just don't expect things to be handed to you, you gotta earn the respect of top brass in this field. You cannot just expect it.

[CrazyClare]

Usually self-mutilation or a willingness to be a freak will get you some airtime


i can attest to that. having a vagina helps. you also habe to be 18 to go in studio. but after that you could always try one of the contests

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[JackassFrumNJ]

Hmmm, many interesting and helpful pieces of advice. Thanks, everyone! Well, I'll be 18 this coming June...I suppose I could spend the in between time working myself in like some of you suggested. Lemme say this: I'm definitely more exciting than Billy, Joe Poo, and Al Dukes combined...but then again, is that even saying all that much? Y'know, I'd really like to see if Al is as much of a nancy boy in person as on air. Y'know, like some people get nervous when they get on the radio? He could turn gay. Whatever, 17 year old Mario signing out.

-M

P.S. If I had one position I'd like to steal, it'd definitely be Joe Poo's. Is his infrequent talking on air part of that deal, though?

I wanna be on the radio, dammnit!!!
-17 Yr. Old Mario

[lleeder]

Or you could make out with Twato?..on second thought guess that gimmicks already taken

[Ferrallafez]

If you get your balls pierced, not only do you get on the show, but you get free air time for your band...

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[clarky]

17 Yr. Old Mario

when you're 18 learn how to moan.

[fatty]

mmmmmm. 17 year old mario. that is so hot.

... i mean, NOT hot.

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[Silly Puddy]

i thought all u had to do was be funny

Easy for you to say, hotshot. :)


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[Red Rocket]

Just say you eat your own poo. I need to get a T1 or DSL line so I can Instant feedback more.


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