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Sheeplovr
03-18-2002, 08:31 AM
You knwo what a stapmler is and hwo much fun it is

You knwo what cell phons are

I propose to combind them and u amke them have a baby and well call it the staple phone

Make a call then staple soem papers together

Its just commone snece when it all comes down to the wire

So u wants in i tell ya we will make billions


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Doogie
03-18-2002, 08:56 AM
Ahhhhhh, and you can sell it with a 12 month subscription to Sports Illustrated...just like the football phone.

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Sheeplovr
03-18-2002, 09:08 AM
Noo not SI i would have to coem with Black buissness mean weekly

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EQ
03-18-2002, 11:06 AM
Sheepie..Here is a jingle for your "stapler-phone" idea. How Brilliant! You will make BILLIONS! :)

" When Your World is a Mess,

And You Find You're Alone.

You Could Use a Caress,

You Wonder, 'Where's Penny Crone'?....

JUST PICK UP The STAPLER-PHONE,

You Will Kill Two Birds With Just One Stone,

Straighten Your Papers, Then Call Your Friend.

With Your New STAPLER-PHONE, All Your Troubles Will End....."




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Sheeplovr
03-18-2002, 11:23 AM
I love it
Its just as good as the gold fish song and the DD song

I LOVE IT


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Zipgun
03-18-2002, 03:53 PM
Billy would be the first to buy one.

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TomPoo
03-19-2002, 04:13 AM
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Big Ass Card Number: 333

You knwo what a stapmler is and hwo much fun it is

You knwo what cell phons are

I propose to combind them and u amke them have a baby and well call it the staple phone

Make a call then staple soem papers together

Its just commone snece when it all comes down to the wire

So u wants in i tell ya we will make billions

that is a great idea... and I am stealing it

hey guys, I have a great idea... a STAPLER PHONE!!!!!

just imagine being able to make a call AND bound paper together all with one device!!

this maybe the greatest invention ever, and I am the one who invented it

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Sheeplovr
03-19-2002, 08:34 AM
wha wha what?

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cheezeemee
03-19-2002, 07:49 PM
What happens when you run out of staples? duh!

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frank tlc
03-19-2002, 09:55 PM
This reminds me of one of the very first episodes of that breakthrough animated series "Rugrats", in which Angelica's father, whose name eludes me at the moment, tries to sell Tommy's father stock in a company that sells water-powered earwax cleaning device that was later revealed to make people go deaf! Oh how I love those rogues Klasky and Csupo!

I won't invest in a device that could possibly staple my ear, you scamp!

How about a cellphone with an air freshener in it? This workaday world needs more pine freshness!

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DIE
03-19-2002, 10:57 PM
Just when I thought Billy 'I drunk Myself out of the Show' Staples, has a new name.... you actually want to propose a stapler / phone. It could be handy. Think of the day when you cant clip it to your belt. Now you can staple it to your belt.

Sit! Heel!! Down! HELP!!!
Red Rocket
03-20-2002, 07:06 AM
Now my head hurts.

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seagullbeagle
03-20-2002, 07:53 AM
a staple/cell phone wouldnt help me....
but a hole punch/cell phone...

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