The Ron and Fez Drinking Game

[PanterA]

Here is The Ron and Fez Drinking game, you can play along at home.


4 types of Drinking:

1) Sip - Sip the beer
2) Gulp - Take a regular swig of beer
3) Chug - Drink until you HAVE to stop
4) Down a Beer - Drink an entire beer

When Ron:

- Reads an Instant Feedback - Sip
- Says "I'm Starving" - Gulp
- Asks "Who's on the phones?" - Gulp
- Pretends he's heard the Fezatorial - Gulp
- Makes fun of Fez's weight - Gulp
- Insult Paulo's wife - Gulp
- Tells a caller to lower the radio - Gulp
- Says "Kool and the Gang" or "K and the G" - Chug
- (Together with Fez) Says "Nice Girl, Nice Family, SHE A HOOKER!" - Chug
- Talks about drug - Chug
- Sings along with a song - Chug
- Sings along with a song WITH Fez - Down a Beer
- Talks about Philadelphia - Down a Beer

When Fez:

- Says "Heyyy" - Gulp
- Says "I'm Starving" - Gulp
- Says "Rude and Rude" - Chug
- Reads an Instant Feedback - Chug
- Does a Fezatorial - Gulp
- Asks "Where's Ronnie?" After the Fezatorial - Gulp
- Says "Oh Gawh" (instead of "Oh God" he says it a lot) - Gulp
- Insults Paulo's wife - Gulp
- Yells "STAPLES NOW!!" - Gulp
- Talks about mother (NOT in a Fezatorial) - Chug
- (Together with Ron) Says "Nice Girl, Nice Family, SHE A HOOKER!" - Chug
- Calls a caller named Gary "Geeeaaarrry" - Chug
- Sings along with a song - Chug
- Sings along with a song WITH Ron - Down a Beer

When you hear:

- The winning cow bell - Gulp
- Foul mouth Elmo - Gulp
- Tapping on the desk in the background - Gulp
- When Instant Feedback beats the producers - Gulp
- A Chinese joke - Gulp
- A Spy Report - Gulp
- Hardrock Johnny sends over food - Gulp
- If he forgets the desert - Chug
- A Radio insider - Chug
- A LIVE Sweet Melissa moan - Chug
- A Hawk Fact - Chug
- Iris call in - Chug
- Andre Call in - Chug
- Retard Martin Call in - Chug
- Kenny Allen Call in - Chug
- Rory Hampton or Hawk (other then a Hawk Fact) say anything - Chug
- The Nature Boy Enter the room - Chug
- A Spy Report, Radio Insider combo - Down a Beer
- An actual guest - Down a Beer
- A drinking game being played - Down a Beer
- When a girl is showering in the other building - Down a Beer
- A siren shout out - Down a Beer
- Anyone other then Ron or Fez in a live read (commercial) - Down a Beer
- Steven Baldwin calls in - Down a Beer (Join him)
- The start of an AFRO Show - Drink a Beer

Sound Clips:

- "white people are so scared of black people" - Sip
- A Sweet Melissa moan - Sip
- Al's entrance music - Gulp
- Billy's entry music - Gulp
- A Billy Staples Grunt or bodily noise - Gulp
- Al's "I'm Gay" - Gulp
- Norton's "You Stink" - Gulp
- Moshin's "I am not a retard" - Gulp
- Baby sound effect - Gulp
- "Electronic Mail" - Chug
- Eddie Trunks "Bon Jovi Fan Since Day One" - Chug
- "Stay gold pony boy" - Chug
- "Do it for Johnny" - Down a Beer (Do it for Johnny!!)
- A Dan From Hoboken Chokey - Down a Beer

When a Caller:

- Begins a call with "How you doin'?" or "What's up?" - Gulp
- Is still waiting for a Big Ass Card - Gulp
- Has a Big Ass Card number UNDER 1000 - Chug
- Has a Big Ass Card number OVER 1000 - Gulp
- gets "stupid girl" played on them - Chug
- Puts down a sandwich specifically to make Ron & Fez starving - Chug
- Has a bad cell phone - Chug
- DOESN'T give a Big Ass Card number - Chug
- Has the same name as you - Chug
- Says Hi to Joe Poo (ex: "Hi Ron, Hi Fez...Hi Joe") - Chug
- Gets yelled at (seriously) - Down a Beer
- Sticks up for Joe Poo - Gulp
- Sticks up for Billy - Chug
- Sticks up for Al - Down a Beer
- Makes fun of Joe Poo - Chug
- Makes fun of Billy - Gulp
- Makes fun of Al - Sip
- Ends a call with "CYA!" - Sip
- Ends a call with "Take it easy Clarky" - Down a Beer
- Is drunk or high - Down a Beer (Join them)


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[zathrus]

sounds interesting, but i think i just got drunk from reading it.

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[BluntMan]

WOW looks like fun!!!

I'm going to try this tonight...Man i'm gonna be smashed by the end of the first hour. LOL

Good job PanterA

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[brijjack]

Beer, great now I'm starving

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[irishkb]

Man i would love to try this but i work nites... shit this sucks.. maybe next week.... i am on days..... great job pantera..

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[furie]

i'm going to have to try that

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[TheGameHHH]

Ok who wants to play??? We start in 1 hour.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Dan]

I LOVE it! There might be a few too many "Downs" but, that will make it fun.

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[TheGameHHH]

Suck it up Dan and drink your beers! I hear you in studio now, keep drinking man!

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Zipgun]

I'm telling you! Ronnie says "Situation" like 20 times a frigging show!

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[Sheeplovr]

i didnt make the list

And i invented the latenight drinking game :(

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[BluntMan]

buh buh buh i drunk

nice game

[turns and falls face first on the ground]

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[mark]

IM Drinking and doing rails when i hear kool and the gang

A Better Understanding of the board this year, GO YANKS !!

[PanterA]

I'm glad it went over well on air. Thanks for the support people. :)

Hey maybe sometime we can all get together and play.

Man the listeners came up with some great ones...where were you guys when i was rackin' my brain for some new ones. :)

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[RF Godfather]

Ingenius Pants... I tried this last night with a bunch of people who haven't listened to the show and well I got wasted very easily.

A get together with the board and this game = trouble, and dammit I love me some trouble!

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[Hosp]

I could make everyone finish a six pack in just one call. Next time I'll have to call in.

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[ice cream girl]

IT'S FUN BUT BOY IS IT PAINFULL LOL esepcially w/ the cyas

God put me on this earth to do a certain number of things right... now i'm so far behind, i'll never die.

[Tenbatsuzen]

New addition: When Al calls someone boring.



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[Tenbatsuzen]

Another addition: When a caller make a somewhat rude comment about wanting to bang/fuck/sex0r a Ron and Fez girl.



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[angrymissy]

we needs to get together an have this game played one night

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[spoon]

I'm still playing.....where is everyone?&nbsp;