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Sheeplovr
03-24-2002, 01:00 PM
There are 3 Cats

Alpo Cats

Friskies Cats

And

Fancey Feast Cats

The fancey Feast Cats are the upperclass ones who control big bissness

The Friskies cats Are the working class they build things like scratching posts

Finaly

The Alpo cats are the sad poor cats who have to eat second rate dog food these cats are usaly the Shifty eyed Trouble makers

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Lulu
03-24-2002, 01:12 PM
hmm... if i was to compare my immediate family(who are all lawyers and p.r. people) to one of these cat classes it would be:The fancey Feast Cats are the upperclass ones who control big bissness
Earth2RON
03-24-2002, 01:22 PM
im not a lover of house cats,but i do love panthers,tigers and lions...oh my The Alpo cats are the sad poor cats who have to eat second rate dog food these cats are usaly the Shifty eyed Trouble makers we get all the dirty puss*s...lol <P>

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Lulu
03-24-2002, 01:25 PM
im not a lover of house cats,but i do love panthers,tigers and lions...oh my
my favorite big cat is the jaguar.
furie
03-24-2002, 01:32 PM
is it possible to move between the cat classes?



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cheezeemee
03-24-2002, 01:43 PM
The Friskies cats Are the working class they build things like scratching posts

You go spooky (my cat)!

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Sheeplovr
03-24-2002, 01:44 PM
yes but only on the out side but not at spirt a alpo cat eattign fancey feast is still a poor shifty eyed trouble maker

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Tall_James
03-24-2002, 01:55 PM
Using this rationale, please rank the following cats into their appropriate "cat"agories:

1. Top Cat
2. Bill the Cat
3. Cat Stevens
4. Sylvester
5. Catwoman
6. Morris the Cat

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Lulu
03-24-2002, 02:04 PM
where do you think felix the cat would rank?
JerseyRich
03-24-2002, 03:05 PM
What about Heathcliff who often switched classes...
Something to ponder...

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TheGameHHH
03-24-2002, 08:07 PM
Cats suck!

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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angrymissy
03-25-2002, 06:51 AM
what about the IAMS cats

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Jennitalia
03-25-2002, 07:02 AM
how about cat in the hat?

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Sheeplovr
03-25-2002, 08:23 AM
IAMS cats Are indeed to a working class cat but there "Colord"

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DarkHippie
03-25-2002, 08:53 AM
iams are the new age health food freak cats that know no social boundaries

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Sheeplovr
03-25-2002, 08:57 AM
Its impossible to be a heath food cat cause Cats dont eat healthy no matter what it woudl cause them to Expload

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-25-2002, 09:57 AM
I have all three classes covered in my house:

Alice is definitely the Fancy Feasts cat. She's much smarter than the two boys.

Otis is your regular, Friskies eatin' blue collar type of cat. Instead of scratching posts, he builds bird houses (he's a little bit special).

Lloyd is definitely the Alpo eating ne'er do well from the otherside of the tracks. He'd sell me down the road for some catnip.

But it just goes to show that if THEY can all get along, then why can't we?

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AppleBoy
03-25-2002, 02:01 PM
Fritz the Cat was a Friskies cat that got involved with Alpo cats. <P>
Sylvester and Tom (from Tom and Jerry ) were Friskies cats. They were always chasing Tweety and Jerry, not hanging out in a cat nip patch getting stoned all day. <P>
What about the Thundercats? Maybe Joe Poo knows. <P>

I'm gonna TIVO that son of a bitch!
dicAMan
03-25-2002, 02:34 PM
I classify cat on how soft their fur is, The softer the fur the more they take care of themselfs. My cat has the softest fur I have ever felt. Also on what kind of food they eat, for example only dry food , wet food, both, or fancy feast.

Fact: A cat will always blink when hit on the head with a hammer. Thats a fact.
Sheeplovr
03-26-2002, 08:34 AM
"American Short hair cats are so afriand of Simeans cat"

I classify cat on how soft their fur is


You Sir are a racist

You can go judgeing cats on furr what are u a anmal its the year 2002 i didnt think that type of thinking was still aceptable its not in the book O Sheep

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JustJon
03-26-2002, 08:40 AM
it's all recycled horse and cattle meat anyway

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EQ
03-26-2002, 08:40 AM
What do I know? I named a female cat, "Gavin". ( inspired by Bruce McCulloch's character , on 'Kids in the Hall' ) I didn't know her gender for a long time. IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN I FOUND OUT!
Whew! Hilarity ensued.

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EQ
03-26-2002, 08:49 AM
Now that I have mulled this over, my female cat, "Gavin", might be a bit of an anarchist in this class system of yours, Sheepie.

She is secretive, stops talking whenever I enter the room, and is somewhat aloof in general.
Isn't that a wee bit unusual???


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Sheeplovr
03-26-2002, 08:56 AM
party pooper

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wilee
03-26-2002, 12:47 PM
I think my parents cat (now deceased) was a friskies cat. Granted, she would take care of things, and keep the dogs in line, but she indulged herself from time to time.

Life is tough in the kitty caste system, and she took advantage of what little indulgences there were- shafts of sunlight to lounge in, plants to nibble on, catnip spasms, etc. She was an upper-middle class kitty, probably hitting that glass ceiling between Fancy Feast and Friskies.



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