Apply here to be R&F producer for a day

[ScottBaio]

Ron told me that he's taking applications to stand in and show Robo-dukes how to do his job. Anyone with a masters in communication focusing on radio need not apply.

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Name: Scott Vincent Baio

Status: Hotshot Celebrity

Experience: Associate Producer, "Very Mean Men", 2000
Played Rob Collins in episode #225 of Fantasy Island, 1978

Favorite Baby: Baby Tiffany

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 160lbs

Reach: 37"

Number of women battered: 7

Be prepared to come into the studio with show prep material including, but not limited to, sound clips, news articles, amusing anecdotes, guest ideas and autographed photos of at least three Happy Days cast members.

I produce.

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[PanterA]

Name: PanterA

Status: Bad Motha Fucka

Experience: None (like we really need any?)

Favorite Baby: Baby Tiffany / Baby Sarah / Baby Nicole / Baby Anna / Baby Clare / Baby Amy / Angry Missy Baby / Baby Fez

Height: 5'9"

Weight: 185lbs

Reach: i reach for the bong dialy

Number of women battered: i never hit a women EVER

Hire me and Dumpy will be just a distant memory.

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If you want me to make you a SIG Slipknot4twenty@aol.com,just make sure you tell me your board name and what you want in the SIG.


This message was edited by PanterA on 5-9-01 @ 12:19 AM

[Pootertoot]

Never hit a woman?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

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[JustJon]

Name: Jon. Just Jon

Status: Dadaist, RF.net admin and all around fun guy

Experience: Hacked into and read O&A's instant feedbacks for a long time.

Favorite Baby: March of the Baby Elephants

Height: 5'7". 6'2" with the afro

Weight: 170lbs

Reach: If I have to get up to reach it, it's not worth it

Number of women battered: ANYONE found battering women will be joining the rf.net banned list. No questions asked.


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[ScottBaio]

Quick clarification: beating up women is a non-negotiable requirement for the position, and none of this crap about unanymous decisions, we want to see knock outs!

[JAYMOHRBUDDY]

Name: Jaymohrbuddy
Age: N/A
Height: Midget

I used to be a mexican superstar singer back in the 80's. Now i post on messageboards.

Im really not experienced in the producing deprtment, other than the time where i videotaped my little brother masturbating with one of his friends while the dog was licking peanut butter off his nuts.....WAIT A MINUTE..:huh: ANYWHO....Im somewhat experienced.

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[JustJon]

Just to clarify: There's a difference between battering women and fighting them. It's fun to listen to Dumpy fight women, it's uncool to batter women.

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[EffMeBoobs]

Name: EffMeBoobs..someone once told me I possess EMB

Status: All around hottie and loved by many

Experience: I can teach you a thing or two hunny ;)

Favorite Baby: They are all equally my favorite

Height: 5'1"

Weight: Never ask a lady her weight! Just because I said that doesn't mean I am a heffer...you can ask the 2 admins..they know :)

Reach: I always have to get on someone's shoulder to reach...I hate being tiny!

Number of women battered: I would never lower myself to get into a catfight. Now a guy on the other hand...if I ever felt in danger I have no problem kicking the pansy's ass!


Piddlers and BJQ's do it better....

[ScottBaio]

That was cute and we all enjoyed it but you know Ron would never give such an important responsibility to a woman.

I didn't think it needed to be said in so many words, but the producer position is for men only.

[erinmoran]

useless fact # 1...joanie cunningham (thats me)..*giggle* was a teacher in happy days...charles in charles in charge was a teacher...Also!!..oOoOoO!!!

[EffMeBoobs]

I didn't think it needed to be said in so many words, but the producer position is for men only.

That is such a sexist remark! I highly disagree with you. This is a new millenium, and we past the battle of the sexes in the workplace years ago. I'm not saying the "I" want to be producer for a day, but if there are other willing and eager ladies of the board that want to take a shot at it...why not? EOE is pretty much standard these days...get out of the "Happy Days" aura.

Piddlers and BJQ's do it better....

[ScottBaio]

I'm just going along with the wishes of my masters. Ron & Fez don't hire women as producers. It isn't my policy. I hire women all the time. I love women.

I rule.

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