Nail clippers

[Bron Yur Stomp]

Why dont they make nail clippers that can catch those flying shards of nails. There is nothing worse then to be clipping your nails and be struck in the eye by those keratin based eye seekers. Or worse yet, to have a clipping go flying off and later you step on it. Yikes, those rogue clippings are better than caltrops in stopping would be barefoot foes or burglers.

God help me if I have to listen to Joe Poo bungle up another live spot

[Christy]

Yes they do make ones that catch your funky toenails! LOL

I have one! Check the beauty section of Wal-Mart .... that's where I found mine! ;-)

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[TheGameHHH]

I love gathering my nails when I am done clipping them.

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[brodieman]

playing with clippings form toe nails is so much fun, flip em around, bend em, trying to break them, its great!

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[sexy bastard]

what about when you clip them and they shoot right back in your face...i love that its so silly

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[iscream22]

George carlin=
"ya play with em dont ya? Ya gather them in a pile, look for the biggest one and ya bend it! Why? BECAUSE YOU CAN!"

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

I damn near blinded myself the other day. Instead of using land mines, we should just drop toe nail clippings on our enemies. That should show them we mean business. TAKE THAT!

God help me if I have to listen to Joe Poo bungle up another live spot

[Zipgun]

Check the beauty section of Wal-Mart


I have one too, and that's where I got it. It rules.

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[Brick Jesus]

I have to agree with iscream and his George Carlin reference. Sick, but true nonetheless. I think a lot of people have a fascination with anything that comes from their body.

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

And the scientist try to tell you that that diamonds are the hardest substance known to man. They havent tried to clip my toe nails!

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