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CrazyClare
03-30-2002, 01:44 PM
so im not confident in my pussy eating skills and i was wondereing what peoples techniques were..

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ag
03-30-2002, 02:10 PM
Im ashamed to admit that Ive never gone down south.

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Hosp
03-30-2002, 02:28 PM
Clare, I always thought it would be easy for a women. Wouldn't you just do what you like to have done to you?



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PanterA
03-30-2002, 02:32 PM
clare this thread is going to go down hill fast.

I'll give it till the end of the day, and if it doesnt....then i'll be suprised.

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newport king
03-30-2002, 02:32 PM
pull back on the "area" exposing the "little man" the the tip of your tounge do the work...if it's all tounge you get kinda tired...and bored, but be careful she doesnt get too excited and try grinding your nose into her [ubic bone...that hurts like a mofo.

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Earth2RON
03-30-2002, 02:36 PM
im a puss* eating nukka i have the tongue ring,and ive been told that i do a good job down there.i figured i do ok cause i dont think a puss* make a puddle all by its self,and they same black men dont eat.......im hungry again i just go with the flow of the female i just talk to her,and ask her how it feel and where to go. <P>

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Cybersoldier
03-30-2002, 02:40 PM
just go for the little man on the boat. concentrate on that depending on how easy get excited is how work downtown, just watch out if it smells j/k

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lleeder
03-30-2002, 02:58 PM
MMM now I'm starvin

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03-30-2002, 03:18 PM
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JustJon
03-30-2002, 04:49 PM
Sam Kinnison said spell out the alphabet with your tongue then go to town on the little man on the boat.

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NurseMira
03-30-2002, 04:50 PM
Clare, <P>
It's not easy. Every girl that I have ever been with is different. I have had girls who like it rough and then there are those who like it nice and slow. The only thing I can advise is for you to switch it up. Don't keep using the same motion thinking that the clitoris is the 'gateway to heaven'. Switch it up, suck on the clit, twirl your tongue around it, flatten your tongue and then lick the entire thing.... but the #1 thing I have to say is...watch for the body launguage. Obviously, you're out ot make her happy...I can give you a lesson or two if you'd like. First lesson is free, ok? <P>

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Doogie
03-30-2002, 05:06 PM
Wow I thought this was a thread about eating Chinese food...

I like to take it slow at first, use the tongue in swirling motions around the clit. Build up a nice rythm, but remembering the whole time to be gentle...it is a very sensitive area. Another little trick to try is to get it nice and slick from licking it, then blowing on it gently, the cooling sensation will feel good to her. Well actually it depends on the girl cause everyone is built differently...

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Aldust19
03-30-2002, 05:07 PM
i love going down on girls...something so erotic about it...and i get my head rubbed :).....I think a lot of it depends on the girl I'm with and to feel out what makes her moan/react the best....In general though...I go for the clit and use my fingers in the Vag.

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Supervixen
03-30-2002, 05:30 PM
Mira's right, it all depends on what the girl likes but
best bet is start off slow and build up


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JustinR
03-30-2002, 05:54 PM
I'd like to practice my skills. Any volunteers?

(joking!)

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Hosp
03-30-2002, 05:57 PM
I just have to say, BEST THREAD EVER!!!! So when does someone break out the diagrams?

Edit: I just wanted everyone to share the same visual I have. Picture Mira in her Nurses outfit from the Halloween Bar Crawl and Clare in her outfit from the Night of Fights. Now isn't that much better?

And if all else fails, go read MAXIM.

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The Belcher
03-30-2002, 06:06 PM
Clare,

It's not easy. Every girl that I have ever been with is different. I have had girls who like it rough and then there are those who like it nice and slow. The only thing I can advise is for you to switch it up. Don't keep using the same motion thinking that the clitoris is the 'gateway to heaven'. Switch it up, suck on the clit, twirl your tongue around it, flatten your tongue and then lick the entire thing.... but the #1 thing I have to say is...watch for the body launguage. Obviously, you're out ot make her happy...I can give you a lesson or two if you'd like. First lesson is free, ok?


Um...... ditto what Mira said.

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DarkHippie
03-30-2002, 06:47 PM
i don't know know if there's any set technique, but i can only say what i usually do.

to me, the whole thing is like an exploration, an adventure. i like to slowly explore every part, every ridge of the labias and vulva, working cricles and spirals to and from the clitoris. the clit is the key, but you can't stay there for too long. think of it more as home base.

designs are nice. love and art are the same thing to me, so sometimes i visualize painting a picture with my tongue, working an oral masterpiece.

then once you build up the tension, go into a nice steady rhythym, although i kinda find this part less entertaining, its much easier for her to climax.

or you can just get it through practice

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brodieman
03-30-2002, 07:06 PM
i'd like to quote jason lee form chasing amy at this point because i totlly agree with his view of "eating pussy" as you so eliquently put it clare:

"when i'm eating a girl out i want it to be like the weather channel, constant updates"

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french bread pizza
03-30-2002, 07:13 PM
exactly what mira said

and damn girl we do need to get together again soon....like how bout right now..

but i do agree, i'm not too confident either

i have nothing witty to add.

spound
03-30-2002, 07:40 PM
I know this technique is kinda dumb and high schoolish, but I seem to end up doing it alot. It is spelling out the alphabet with your toungue. Depending on the situation and what she is into , you can regulate the speed pressure. Seems to hit every direction of pleasure. <P>
I also like to suck on the man in the boat a little. <P>
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legroommusic
03-30-2002, 08:21 PM
I like to look inside first and then plan a course of action.

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Sheeplovr
03-30-2002, 08:43 PM
I was hopeing this was gogin to be ALF relted all well

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sexy bastard
03-30-2002, 08:51 PM
mira is 100% right....and after reading what mira said my imagination is going crazy with a certain picture....I think I need a moment with myself


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gone
03-30-2002, 10:58 PM
im with the updates.. if you dont hear anything from me... then you are doing it perfect.. sometime you just hit your mark....

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MikeySquirts
03-30-2002, 11:08 PM
I've never had a problem with it. Sometimes you gotta give to recieve

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gone
03-31-2002, 07:24 AM
how romantic of you mikey

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CrazyClare
03-31-2002, 10:51 AM
i love going down on girls...something so erotic about it...and i get my head rubbed


and Mira i would be honored, and you too frenchie, we'll have an uhhh discussion about it... ;)

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Aldust19
03-31-2002, 11:47 AM
hey clare did i miss something? I can give u a full demonstration...lol....kidding

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Green Lantern
03-31-2002, 01:46 PM
CrazyClare it you want advice on pussy eating ask OLD DIRTY from the O & A show. He can munch on a girl box for 2 hours. He's the man :-)


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CrazyClare
03-31-2002, 02:03 PM
oops under the quote i wanted to add how cute that was. MY BAD

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FUNKMAN
03-31-2002, 04:50 PM
so im not confident in my pussy eating skills and i was wondereing what peoples techniques were..



i usually tap on the can with the spoon, that drives them wild...

can of catfood that is, Right?

LOL

technique is to work on the nipples first as your massaging the clitoris with your gentle touch...
then you work your way 'slowly' down the belly and spend a minute on the B button...
move to the inner thighs and then OH MAN I'M GONNA SHPLATT...
never make it there LOL
actually after the inner thigh enter tongue at the lower entrance of the "va va va vagina" and move up to the clitoris as you spread her upper lips with one hand and slowly slip 2 fingers in with the other...
move tongue up and down and side to side, you will be able to tell by the motions of the woman as to what speed is working...


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Aldust19
03-31-2002, 06:59 PM
add how cute that was

thanks...i love getting my head rubbed, so it's even more motivation to please a woman:)

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synthfiend
03-31-2002, 07:15 PM
The easiest way to never have to worry about your technique is to ask the woman you're with what she likes. You can't go wrong if you pay specific attention to each woman. If it gets hot and heavy before you get a chance to ask what she likes make mental notes of what worked in the past with other women and pull every trick you learned out and hit her with it.

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Michael Fury
03-31-2002, 07:41 PM
Here we go: pretend your tongue is the bad cop and the clit is the guy who killed your partner. Separate him from his buddies (the lips) and suck him right up into your mouth. Now he's on your turf. Slap the little bugger upside the head with one big tongue bonk. He's not going to tell you shit because he's a clit and he has no idea what you're talking about, but kick his ass anyway.

After a few teasers and swirling circles, rat-a-tat-tat him senseless like a boxer whacking a speed bag. If your lady starts freaking out like it's too much, ease up on the interrogation and go back to the steady St. Bernard licks. This is a great way to bring her to orgasm, but it's a bit much sometimes, so mix things up with some circles around the clit and some good old fashioned tongue fucking.







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TheGameHHH
03-31-2002, 10:10 PM
OK, Clare Mira and Inky, if you three are eating each others pussys.......can I watch???

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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04-01-2002, 03:55 AM
I'll bring the Twizzlers and buttered popcorn...

BEST THREAD EVER!

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04-01-2002, 07:37 AM
hobbes loves this thread. best thread ever!

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CrazyClare
04-01-2002, 08:32 AM
clare this thread is going to go down hill fast.

I'll give it till the end of the day, and if it doesnt....then i'll be suprised.
-pantera

hobbes loves this thread. best thread ever!
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Suckit

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shadowsmythe
04-01-2002, 08:52 AM
I'll second (or third) what nurse mira and dark hippie said. It differs, but explore.
The clit is the bring it home button. Also, vary your positioning, not just your toungue technique. Like, lay perpendicular. This way, you can lick side to side, which really works. Or of course 69, which gives you yet another angle. Hope this helps and give updates of you, nurse mira, and frenchy often. :)

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ROMEO
04-01-2002, 03:27 PM
So many great replies,all that I can add is I can touch my nose with my tounge. Anyone else?

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Earth2RON
04-01-2002, 03:37 PM
Suckit

you beat me to it crazyclare:)

com eto me for pointers il make room for ya

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Gaia
04-01-2002, 03:55 PM
Well YOU were supposed to teach me on Thursday (Fez's B-Day), But I got my message like that night and I couldnt get into the city...........http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/otn/ez/ezpi_worried.gif. <P>

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gone
04-01-2002, 05:11 PM
OK, Clare Mira and Inky, if you three are eating each others pussys.......can I watch???

im in!

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CrazyClare
04-01-2002, 07:19 PM
well godammit gaia get your ass in the city!! well your ass.. and other parts too

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ChrisTheCop
04-01-2002, 07:45 PM
This thread once again proves Pantera knows NOTHING!!! j/k..but, nice job Clare!

TheGameHHH
04-01-2002, 11:05 PM
im in!
YES! 1 down and 2 to go for me to watch the hottest thing ever!

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HordeKing1
04-01-2002, 11:12 PM
Some women really love having their clitorus sucked into a large (diameter) straw. A slurpee straw is a good diameter and works well, just cut off the scoop part. (And the straw only need be a few inches long.)

Of course altoids can also be used when giving cunnilingus, same as felatio.

Many women like the vulva massaged with the hand, or the pubic bone massaged. Others prefer their partner to separate the labia minora and lightly pinch the clitorus while licking.

Whatever the technique you use, the best bet is to tell your partner that you want to make her feel good and that she should give you lots of feedback. Every person is different and what one person enjoys another might not. You have to talk about sex; unless you can read minds.

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BIG_J_N_VA
04-01-2002, 11:25 PM
OH BABYYYY...there is nothing i like better then to go muff diving, and when its nice and blad...mmmmmm mmmm mmmmmmm

BIG_J_N_VA
04-01-2002, 11:31 PM
this is a topic I can get into....why doesnt every one use the chat room?? For faster responce times??

sexy bastard
04-01-2002, 11:42 PM
I have to agree 100% with horde on this
number 1, there has to be communication if you like something being done say so if you want it higher up lower side faster deeper whatever...there must be communication
and ohhhhh yes altoids really help


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Christy
04-02-2002, 11:17 AM
Holy sh*t ... I love this thread! It's got me all hot and bothered now! ;-)

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Justice4all
04-02-2002, 11:38 AM
I do not think ii can add anything that Mira has not said to begin with...read your partners body language, and relize that everyone likes it differently. It is my favorite thing to do to a woman so I enjoy, which helps. But for those who do not like it...just look at it this way...you are helping your partner to a better orgasm, and what more could you want????


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DaniGirl
04-02-2002, 01:50 PM
I can touch my nose with my tounge. Anyone else?


I can. I also tie cherry stems with my tongue.

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Doogie
04-02-2002, 02:53 PM
I can. I also tie cherry stems with my tongue


I have seen this done...how in the good lords name do you do this???

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DaniGirl
04-03-2002, 11:47 AM
I have seen this done...how in the good lords name do you do this???


It's a secret :)

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Jonkeu
04-04-2002, 07:45 AM
I too can do the cherry trick. It's quite easy.

Also,

I guess your a good eater if you can get your girl off 18 times in a row eh? ;-)

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JaneBigHair
04-04-2002, 08:45 AM
Body language and her responses to your touch-- those are the best indicators to know if what you're doing is right!

What I like? Granted, I always start to giggle when I feel that he's heading towards "there", but I digress. Let's see... Lots of stroking, ease of position (which is you over her and having your hands all over) and a continuous moan from you (and from her!)-- all good starts. Part the, um, "curtains" and let your tongue fly over the soft and pink parts, not too fast and always, always, use your hands over her skin (between her thighs and under her pelvis (yes, rub her ass). Be sensitive and have some great music in the backgroud and... okay, I have to stop now... :)

Good luck!

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Earth2RON
04-04-2002, 09:39 AM
I can. I also tie cherry stems with my tongue now that is something that can be useful if used in the right way. It's got me all hot and bothered now! it most be the weather cause i feel the same way <P>

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Raven
04-05-2002, 06:58 AM
I have been an expert -- i had many people come back to me many times cause of my "action" I used. Matter of fact there was one girl that stayed around for 10 trs of booty calls -- and she loved that more than sex.

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