just a question...

[newport king]

i'm new here and thought i'd get to know some people. So new friends, let me ask, if you found a corpse, what would you do?

I've been thinking about it, and i'd probably kick it a few times, have my way with it (if it was good looking) then maybe shove a stick up its ass and make it a dead person puppet...that'd be funny. then i'd probably walk away. Have fun with your answers!!


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This message was edited by newport king on 3-30-02 @ 10:09 PM

[Lulu]

hiya new friend!

hmm... what would i do if i found a corpose? well, once i thought i found a corpose, but of corse it wasn't. but i would probably do the same thing i did then: run away screaming.

[PanterA]

Well hey what's up man?

Oh a corpse...ahhh that's old hats. Well you see first i would take it out of my bed. Then i would shove it into an old sleeping bag. Then put it in my closet. Well you can't let the neighbors seeing you dragging a sleeping bag with a dead hooker....ahh I mean corpse. Besides, she's still warm....get a free one in, she wont mind....she's dead. Anyway, you wake up at like 4 in the morning and throw the whor..corpse into your trunk. Drive up to the old creek, make sure you mind the speed limit. You dont need to be pulled over with a dead body in the trunk. So once you get her...it to the bridge over the creek. you fill the sleeping bag with big rocks. Then you throw her off the bridge.

Problem solved. :)

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This message was edited by PanterA on 3-31-02 @ 12:15 AM

[Sheeplovr]

i think poot posted this like 6 months ago

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[Pootertoot]

Sheep, you never knock the ones with initiative. You just take their names and numbers and know where they are at all times.

I'll stay out of this one and just will add: Never trust a man who owns a pig farm.

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[Brick Jesus]

I think it would depend where the corpse came from. Did I stumble upon it in the woods or, like Pantera, was it a simple street whore?
If it was something I stumbled upon, I'd tell the proper authorities. Unless I'm down south or something where they'd love to get a New Yorker on something like that, like in My Cousin Vinny or whatever. If I dound it down south, I'm getting in my car, speeding away and praying it rots before anyone ever finds it. I may poke it with a stick though, because I heard they can pop.
If it is a dead hooker that I killed, well, everyman has at least one friend that they would call in the even they woke up with a dead hooker.

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[newport king]

hey pantera, thanks for looking out for the new guy, and giving me good advice on what to do with a dead hook...i mean corpse that i stumble upon.

---2 dum 2 hav a sig pick

[lleeder]

I'd rip out all of its teeth and switch them with mine. Then I'd go and kill all my enemies and drive my car off a cliff with the corpse inside. Then I'd collect my own insurance money and move.