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sexy bastard

04-02-2002, 12:11 AM

Ok i know funky title but heres the deal
I was with a woman and having a intimate moment, yes it was up and ready to roll and as things got really hot and getting ready to perfom the deed well all of a sudden my penis was falling asleep, i was shocked i said i will be right back, went to the bathroom and slapped it around a jerked it, talked to it (yes i admit i talked to it) and yet nothing it would not get back up little to say i went back in the room i went downtown on her she was enjoying it, my penis woke up i started to work into the postions got the old condom out and once i ripped the wrapper it started to fall asleep again. whats the deal is it broken, i dont have a warranty on it is there a customer support number to call, where do i get spare parts,whats going on. do i need to get the viagra? HELP!!!!

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erinmoran

04-02-2002, 05:39 AM

"IT"..can sense evil when you try to bang your sister....trust me

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Jennitalia

04-02-2002, 05:54 AM

what a waste of cock :)

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Meatball

04-02-2002, 07:55 AM

whoa dude that is very scary..it just goes numb??
id get me to a Urologist fast. I once read that Cyclists can have that problem because of the constant pressure on the area. anything that consticts the peretenium can cause numbing. good luck.

windowlck

04-02-2002, 08:06 AM

Very simple....PERFORMANCE ANXIETY.... the More you think about it the more you penis will do the opposite of what you want it to do... It's a cruel prank on man

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zathrus

04-02-2002, 08:47 AM

sexyb
i thought men never talked about stuff like that.

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04-02-2002, 09:17 AM

Very simple....PERFORMANCE ANXIETY.... the More you think about it the more you penis will do the opposite of what you want it to do... It's a cruel prank on man
WOW! So Im not a freak, this too has happened to me only in the act of intercourse it happend, is there a cure for this? Cause Im honeslty still pissed off that this happened to me

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sexy bastard

04-02-2002, 12:28 PM

lmao erin....and zath sometimes you ahve no choice when its something that serious
numer 2 i think it is also mental..you know getting ready for the main show then poof it goes bye bye
and then i guess i get paniccy though so its a little strange

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This message was edited by sexy bastard on 4-2-02 @ 4:42 PM

Poison Ivy

04-02-2002, 01:36 PM

Where the Hell is Knocked when you need him?? ;)

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sexy bastard

04-02-2002, 07:47 PM

coud it be do to stress i was in all week, i mean itsweird it gets hard but dies right when showtime comes...or is it the combination of the stress i had in this week and now the stress of it working...i dont know i confused

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Christy

04-04-2002, 07:28 AM

I fixed it once, I can fix it again!

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Jennitalia

04-04-2002, 07:41 AM

so if you're having problems, then why don't you just eat her tookie for a while? just cuz you can't cum, doesnt mean she shouldnt have to :)
why waste an orgasm, even if it;s not yours :)

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Jackie Sloan

04-04-2002, 07:48 AM

So do I dude...it's broken forever...LOL...don't worry
man just have a couple less
drinks maybe but more importantly...DON'T THINK ABOUT IT that's where the anxiety ahem, comes in. If
you need to, think of something or someone that really gets you hard, that usually helps me on those occasions where it's needed.

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Knocked

04-04-2002, 01:19 PM

Where the Hell is Knocked when you need him??

One Time....In Band Camp....

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HordeKing1

04-04-2002, 08:03 PM

It's 99.9% of the time nothing to worry about.

ALL men go through a period of impotence at least some times in their lives. It doesn't mean that they have lost interest in sex or that they're not attracted to their partner.

Impotence is usually psychological but not pathological. In other words, the greatest sex organ is the brain. "Performance Anxiety" mentioned above can cause temporary impotence. It occurs when the guy wants so badly to be great in bed, that his brain doesn't allow an errection. Without an errection there can be no (conventional) sex, so he can't fail.

Very often, temporary impotence is caused by a variety of medications, including some blood pressure meds, some antidepressants and an assortment of others.

If you're taking meds ask your doctor if they can contribute or cause impotence, diminished sexual desire and/or delayed orgasmic response.

There are a few medical conditions that can cause long term impotence (prostate problems comes to mind), so if the impotence is long lasting see a urologist.

Above all else do not panic or worry. Impotence happens to ALL men at some time and it goes away by itself. In the interum, you can still sexually satisfy your partner with oral or manual stimulation of the clitorus - a better way for a woman to achieve orgasms anyway as orgasms are clitoral not vaginal.

Finally, there is more to a relationship than just sex. Take this temporary time to talk, or go out or just enjoy each other's company.

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