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AngelAmy
04-02-2002, 09:24 AM
A man takes the day off work and
decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he
notices a frog sitting next to
the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is

about to shoot when he

hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."

The man looks around and doesn't

see anyone. Again, he
hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
at the frog and decides to

prove the frog wrong, puts the
club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the

Cup. He is shocked. He says
to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.

You must be a lucky frog, eh?

The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.

"What do you think frog?" the

man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one. The

man is befuddled and doesn't know

what to say. By the end

of the day, the man golfed the

Best game of golf in his life and
asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.


"They go to Las Vegas
and the guy says, 'OK frog, now
what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
approaching the roulette table, The man

asks, "What do you think I should
bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
$3000, black 6."



Now, this is a
million-to-one shot to win, but
after the golf game the man

figures what the heck.

Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the
table.

The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room in the
hotel. He sits the frog down and
says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful."

The frog replies,

"Ribbit Kiss Me."
He figures why not,

since after all the frog did for
him, he deserves it. With a
kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,

your honor, is how the girl

ended up in my room. So help me God


Or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."

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zathrus
04-02-2002, 09:43 AM
amy
that was the best. keep them comming.

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Poison Ivy
04-02-2002, 11:27 AM
My friend Jay just emailed this one to me...I can't stop giggling...

>A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that
>there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it
>in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for a horse
>was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since
>he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his
>surprise, the donkey came in third. The next day the local paper carried
>this headline:
>PREACHERS ASS SHOWS
>
>The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
>again, and this time it won. The paper read:
>PREACHER'S ASS OUT FRONT
>
>The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
>preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read:
>BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHERS ASS
>
>This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of
>the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
>The paper headline the next day read:
>NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
>
>The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of
>the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars. The next day the
>paper read:
>NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00
>
>This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
>donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the
>headlines read:
>NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
>
>The bishop was buried the next day.



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