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ROMEO

04-02-2002, 12:13 PM

Things you should'nt ever do.

For the men,

While seeing a few different women,don't make love when your overtired,you may call her the wrong name.

Don't forget the card, they like the gifts,but the card is just as important. I don't know why?

For the ladies,

If we split,don't date are best buds,that crap just is'nt right.

Let us win an argument sometimes,even if you know we're wrong.

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Tall_James

04-02-2002, 12:34 PM

Romeo, you are wise in the ways of love.

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Poison Ivy

04-02-2002, 01:24 PM

Don't ever make your man ask you for permission to go out with his friends
Assume he's cheating on you just because he's out with the guys
Keep tabs on him, he's a person..not your personal property
Blame him for everything
Use that fake ass PMS excuse ...there is no such thing. Take responsibility for your isecurities
Guilt your man into staying with you. Do you really need him that bad that you'd be willing to do anything to keep him? How about letting him go and find someone who will love you the way you think you should be?

I'm sure I'll think of more...I'm really hating women today...

Oh and men....DON'T asume we're all controlling hose beasts....some of us are confident enough to trust our men.

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JustinR

04-02-2002, 01:34 PM

Use that fake ass PMS excuse ...there is no such thing. Take responsibility for your isecurities

AMEN sister! And dont call me at 4 in the morning unless you have an emergency.

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ROMEO

04-02-2002, 01:36 PM

Thanks Ivy,this can get interesting,and informative.
COOL
Thanks James,I'm still learning myself.
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Poison Ivy

04-02-2002, 01:38 PM

AMEN sister! And dont call me at 4 in the morning unless you have an emergency.

What if she calls at 4 am for sex? ;) Would tht be considered an emergency? lol

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cheezeemee

04-02-2002, 07:06 PM

Ladies
* when renting movies bring home an action pic for me
* when hanging with the girls don't call me
Guys
* when she talks listen
* when she walks run after her
Life is too short to be alone.

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TooCute

04-03-2002, 11:41 AM

Use that fake ass PMS
excuse ...there is no such thing.
Take responsibility for your
isecurities

Hi, uh, hello - I actually uh, DO
get PMS.

at least i'm smart enough to hide
and try not to take it out on my
bf. how do you think I know
when I'm going to get my period?
If I'm crying and hate my life and
feel like a failure you can bet your
butt I'll be on the rag in two
days.

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zathrus

04-03-2002, 11:52 AM

guys,
here is some advice. surprise us, do something extra nice for us without having to be told, asked, hinted or expect something in return.

cheezeemee: sometimes, we do want guys to come after us when we walk away. show us that we are the most important thing to you.

Ivy: pms? thought i was the only one. i'm bitchie, emotional, insecure and a regular nut case. i don't know how furie puts up with me.

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TomPoo

04-03-2002, 12:10 PM

girls love it when you fart and hold there head under the covers.

just ask my girlfriend... oh wait, I don't have one

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zathrus

04-03-2002, 12:48 PM

tompoo
if you do that then that would be why you don't have a girlfriend. :)

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cheezeemee

04-03-2002, 01:49 PM

cheezeemee: sometimes, we do want guys to come after us when we walk away. show us that we are the most important thing to you

Isn't that what I said?

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AngelAmy

04-03-2002, 02:15 PM

dont fuck your girlfriend's sister when your girlfriend is sitting right there

dont fuck your boyfriends brother when your boyfriend is sittin right there

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Michael Fury

04-03-2002, 02:34 PM

Making your lies complicated - keep 'em simple; the relationship will last longer.

Blabbing to your friends about your exploits - what goes around, comes around.

Cheating with your partner's friend - Burn city, believe me.

Not keeping your cool if confronted on your cheatin' ways.

Not using protection.

Start a movement . . . eat a prune.

TomPoo

04-04-2002, 06:09 AM

tompoo
if you do that then that would be why you don't have a girlfriend :)

*whispers in zathrus's ear*

(I think that was the joke)

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Jennitalia

04-04-2002, 06:25 AM

girls: never spit
you dont have to be with your boyfriend 24/7. give him his space, and give yourself some space sometimes.

pms is definitely real. i'm always overly sensitive and hormonal a couple of days before my period. i dont use it to justify my behavior. it's just how i am

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JerryTaker

04-04-2002, 09:36 AM

I know the secret! I know women's first and most important relationship rule!

Rule #1: Don't have one with JerryTaker

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TwistedSister

04-23-2002, 05:46 PM

never 1. always be the sexual aggressor *sex becomes a chore 2. always be the sexual agressee *sex becomes a bore 3. ever critique or criticize your partner *noone wants to date their parents 4. lie *unless its an opinion and you wont get caught 5. tell the complete truth *your lovers not your damn diary, for godsakes 6. be cheap (nuff said).. 7. put out before you get to know each other 8. treat your partner as a savior, priest or therapist 9. sit in the house all the time together. 10. get drunk all the time together and 11. ever need the person more than you like the person 
5 quick steps to a good relationship 1. have good and varied and SPONTANEOUS SEX 2. show respect and appreciation for self and partner 3. be yielding but a challenge. 4. make the person feel good about themselves 5. have fun!!!! most important.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

04-23-2002, 06:17 PM

Use that fake ass PMS excuse ...there is no such thing. Take responsibility for your isecurities

GO FUCK YOURSELVES!! I am in the midst of PMS. It is VERY REAL! I don't give a SHIT what you motherfuckers say!

Now where is my box of Entenmann's?

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SatinDoll

04-23-2002, 06:59 PM

hey, ivy....i think you are great and i always enjoy your posts....but, forgive me here, i have to disagree on the pms issue.....hormones rule the world....just look at guys...and believe me....i could kill just before my period and hardly have any regrets....just my 2 cents

minimaltastik

04-24-2002, 02:07 AM

i only really have one rule...
don't ask me anything important when i'm uhhh - not in a "proper" state of mind to answer you...
if you don't think i'll remember the conversation later - don't ask...

mmmmmkay?

if you were - in my heart - i'd surely - not break you, if you were beside me - and my love could take you, i'd keep you - in safety - for ever - protect you, i'll hide you - away from - the world you - rejected
i'll hide you.

nellie

04-24-2002, 05:05 AM

in general- don't assume some one likes you. if you think some one does ask. the worst that he/or she can say is no.

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erinmoran

04-24-2002, 05:19 AM

Girls...in the beginning of the relationship.....dont ask how many chicks we've banged and how big is the deeke........thanks

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Doogie

04-24-2002, 01:02 PM

Dont go hitting her on the head with a spade shovel...the ground tends to freeze up at night...

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Lulu

04-24-2002, 01:12 PM

girls:

when doing the deed, don't bite anything sensitive.

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ROMEO

04-24-2002, 06:01 PM

thanks Lulu, thats a great one, is that from personal experience...

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Lulu

04-24-2002, 06:06 PM

oh no! i don't bite. neither have i been bitten. and hopefull i never will. it just seems so painful. ouch...:(

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nellie

02-06-2003, 05:12 AM

there is no universal list of no-no's that are associated with dating.......

never 1. always be the sexual aggressor *sex becomes a chore 2. always be the sexual agressee *sex becomes a bore 3. ever critique or criticize your partner *noone wants to date their parents 4. lie *unless its an opinion and you wont get caught 5. tell the complete truth *your lovers not your damn diary, for godsakes 6. be cheap (nuff said).. 7. put out before you get to know each other 8. treat your partner as a savior, priest or therapist 9. sit in the house all the time together. 10. get drunk all the time together and 11. ever need the person more than you like the person

5 quick steps to a good relationship 1. have good and varied and SPONTANEOUS SEX 2. show respect and appreciation for self and partner 3. be yielding but a challenge. 4. make the person feel good about themselves 5. have fun!!!! most important.

1& 2- sex a chore or a bore? 3& 4& 5& 7- sometimes your partner needs to know if he/she is making a mistake, or something can be done differently, and i agree that lying is never good in a relationship because the lie is always going to be exposed. a relationship is about sharing- feelings, emotions, and your lives together down this road of life, besides how are you going to get to know some one if you don't talk to them. 6- at first, perhaps, but as the relationship grows i for one am not going to give my partner something cheap and flimsy and call it a gift given out of love. 8- you're right on this one a partner is an equal, not some one to look up to. 9- what's wrong with sitting in the house, it shows that you're comforatble enough with your partner that you don't have to constantly have to go to some club or something just to be together. 10- if you have to get drunk together all the time, what's the point of the relationship. 11- right again, while i think there is a certain amount of need in a relationship, you should always want to be with your partner more than you would need to be with him/her because it would be more along the lines of a co-depnedancy than a relationship.

1- sex isn't the most important part of a relationship, it's part of one, but it won't make or brake one. 2- i agree, a relationship starts with respect for self and your partner. 3- how should one be both yielding and a challenge? 4- i agree. 5- fun is very important, but life isn't just fun and games, what happens if one of you should hit a rough patch, would you back off because it isn't fun.

* i don't feel there is any one relationship no-no that is really universal because people are different, so relationships are different, and what people are looking for in a relationship is varried as well... this is what i think (and the key word is think) are some relationship no-no's, i hate it when people think they know everything there is to know about everything....

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DJEvelEd

02-06-2003, 05:38 AM

Don't fall in love with beautiful Latina callgirls...

grlNIN

02-06-2003, 07:54 AM

Guys-when in bed please dont hog all the covers its shows how selfish you are. Ive woken up many nights on the floor with no pillow and no covers and it pissed me off alot.

Girls-Expect the Guy youre with to be two different people. 1 in front of you and 1 in front of his buddies

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F1Gm3nT

02-06-2003, 08:30 AM

dont slap them in public on the second date... wait till the 5th
and once its a month you can punch them

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Jennitalia

02-06-2003, 08:39 AM

avoid the clap

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bigone1153

02-06-2003, 08:41 AM

girls...don't point out that your unit is bigger than his... my girlfriend has 10 incehs and always points it out.. i hate when she does that...

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