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FUNKMAN

04-04-2002, 07:29 PM

I visited my Aunt tonight, she's in a nursing home and seems to have had the worst luck in her life with men and illness BUT she can still laugh at things...

She was telling me about when she was in grammar school and my Mom would do her homework... My Aunt was not "too smart" and my Mom was pretty sharp...
Anyway, my Mom would give her all the wrong answers and my Aunt would raise her hand to answer the homework questions thinking she had the right ones...
not sure how many times this happened but my Aunt was laughing her head off thinking about it...
:)

what's the worst thing your brother or sister has done to you or you have done to your brother or sister...

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04-04-2002, 07:42 PM

This happend to my uncle on my fathers side,
When My father was like 13 and his brother was like 7, he made him do so many bad things! One story thats a classic in my family is the "Pissghettis" My father dared his younger brother to go up to there mother and say "Hey mom are we having PISS..............Ghehties tongiht? Needless to say before my uncle was about to get an asswhooping he confessed and ratted out my father, who then had(No joke) a bucket of green paint thrown on him by his old man!

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cheezeemee

04-04-2002, 08:22 PM

My sister used to have the best slumber parties and the hottest girlfriends. I must've had a crush on all of them at one time or another. Well one night I was peeking through the keyhole while one of them was in the bathroom. My sister caught me and sent me to my room. Later on that night I was pleasuring myself and my sister came bursting into my room with her friends. You've never seen a face as red as mine was that night. I didn't even get to paint the blanket if you know what I mean. I'm still thinking of how to get her back.

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nellie

04-05-2002, 05:39 AM

i used to do my brother's homework, and make him pay me for it, and i used to get rings from a $.50 machines and he'd buy them for a dollar to give to this girl he had a crush on...

i am the inner child..... quiet, sensitive, and shy

AngelAmy

04-05-2002, 05:51 AM

me and my brothers are close
but once my brother gave me a black eye, thats about it

we dont rat eachother out or anything

wait i think we either told my lilest bro that he was supposed to be a girl, or wait maybe i saw that on TV, eh i dunno

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04-05-2002, 06:20 AM

my sister thought it would be cool to see if i could fly.. so then i was pushed down a flight of stairs.. ouch.. not fun falling down 12 steps. also she hit me in the head with her cast when she broke her wrist.. that mother fucker hurts... so she has given me two concussions in my life..

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FUNKMAN

04-05-2002, 02:22 PM

one time, in the teen years, me and my brother were playing 2on2 football and he was on the other team...
i hiked the ball and he came up and elbowed me in the neck, I got pissed, chased him and gave him a knuckle punch to the back of the head...
then he got pissed and chased me, tripped me and then kicked me in the stomach which knocked the wind out of me...

he was 2 years older, bastard...
:)

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 4-5-02 @ 6:27 PM

DaniGirl

04-06-2002, 07:39 AM

2 things stick out in my head most. I am 3 years older than my sisters. (twins) Well, when they were toddlers I used to sit on their heads. (Evil Dani)

But, when I was about 7 or 8 we were playing "Red Light Green Light 1 2 3" (you know this game) in the den. Gina was running towards me and I stuck my leg out and tripped her and she went head first into the end table. She had to get a couple of stitches about her eyebrow. After that I was pretty nice to them.

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Sheeplovr

04-06-2002, 08:53 AM

there too many storys to tell

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FUNKMAN

04-06-2002, 09:50 AM

there too many storys to tell

Come On Sheepy, just 1 or 2...
:)

here's another...

a few years back my brother was in the passenger seat with his hand holding the upper part of the window frame...
I went to close my window and accidentally closed his, on his finger...
he let out a panicked scream "Ron, My Finger"
Funny thing is when I went to open his window I accidentally pushed the button in the "close" direction before opening it...
I turned around, looked at him and bursted out laughing...
he started to laugh too...as he was clenching his crushed finger...
:)

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Thebazile78

04-06-2002, 08:54 PM

Too much bad stuff, Sheepy? Or not enough good stuff? You're forgetting that I'm in a position to know some of it.

What about the time we stuffed Rats's socks in her mouth because she wouldn't shut up? You have to admit, that was funny.

Or the time after you sprained your ankle and you wanted to go to that autograph signing at Willowbrook? and we even stopped to get the silver paint-pen so Kevin Smith could sign your stuff!

What about that?

OK, I've pulled some lousy stuff, too. . . like getting all mad at you when we were all getting ready for the family photo for Dad. Or how about sending copies of said photo to the relatives as Christmas presents?

See, I do good things, too.

Gimme a little credit, can't ya?

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This message was edited by Thebazile78 on 4-7-02 @ 1:03 AM