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FUNKMAN
04-05-2002, 03:14 PM
Has anyone received one or receive one on a regular basis?

I went for a one hour massage at the Manalapan Spa, it was 80 bucks(a gift)...
i would have to say that the woman giving me the massage applied "too" much pressure... I did not have that nice and relaxed feeling at the end... there were times where i was gonna give in and ask her to "lighten up" but being it was my first time I thought she knew best, but now that I think about it next time I would ask her to go "lighter" Man! She was rubbing my hamstrings and biceps so hard that it didn't really feel good at all, but I also felt that I had to be somewhat macho and "take it like a man"
She used a nice scented oil and the room was very dim with a "Sounds Of Nature" cd going, every once in a while it sounded like a rainshower, that was pretty cool...

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Zipgun
04-05-2002, 03:47 PM
No happy ending?

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Yerdaddy
04-05-2002, 05:55 PM
No rub and tug?

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cheezeemee
04-05-2002, 06:00 PM
Was she Japanese?

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FUNKMAN
04-05-2002, 07:37 PM
No happy ending?

no, maybe next time...
:(

No rub and tug?


she rubbed and tugged my fingers and toes... Is this what you mean?
:)

Was she Japanese?


actually a very attractive Black woman, thin too, but strong!
why, are Japanese women more gentle?
:)

This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 4-5-02 @ 11:42 PM

ag
04-05-2002, 10:45 PM
In this point in my life I could use a professional rub down, only by a chik of course

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damn flat!:-)

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Yerdaddy
04-05-2002, 11:29 PM
she rubbed and tugged my fingers and toes... Is this what you mean?
you got gyped, bro

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Cheebahawk
04-06-2002, 04:27 AM
you got gyped, bro


Word, he did.

Nothing like a good full body rub followed up with a good tug! all for $50 from a middle aged Jap. women.
good times.




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FUNKMAN
04-06-2002, 06:49 AM
you got gyped, bro


Word, he did.



are you trying to say "I got dis'd"?

"Word Up, Home Skillet"
:)

i think you guys are trying to imply something but are unable to speak in clear terms...


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NurseMira
04-06-2002, 09:50 AM
I am actually applying to Massage Therapy School. If I get in and graduate...I'll have you as a client...ok?

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FUNKMAN
04-06-2002, 09:57 AM
I am actually applying to Massage Therapy School. If I get in and graduate...I'll have you as a client...ok?




Ok, Miss NurseMira,

But please be gentle with me...
:)

Thanks and Best Of Luck in School!
:)

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sexy bastard
04-06-2002, 09:59 AM
i love getting massages,my hotel uses 2 different companies for that and they are so great i love it

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cheezeemee
04-06-2002, 08:14 PM
"Word Up, Home Skillet"

You go boy!

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Gaia
04-06-2002, 08:38 PM
I have a question. I am going for my first "Professional Massage", Complete with a body wrap as well. I am really wierd about my body, so I'm kinda freaked. Are they proffesional about the whole thing? Is it wierd? Do you take your undies off too? Some one has to tell me before I totally freak out!

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FUNKMAN
04-07-2002, 06:32 AM
Is it wierd? Do you take your undies off too?


Gaia,

There are 2 definitions of Professional. One where you leave your underwear on and one where you take them off or somebody takes them off for you...
I just went to a Pro where your underwear stay on...
Theres a slight wierdness to it but it's just a matter of relaxing yourself with deep breaths and hopefully you'll enjoy it more than I did...
if he/she presses too hard just ask them to lighten up, that's what I'll do next time

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gameguy
04-07-2002, 08:09 AM
next time if it is still to aggresive just say "Step Off Sister!"

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JustJon
04-07-2002, 08:10 PM
The kung-fu school I go to is also a massage school, and I've gotten pro massages there before. The whole thing is about being relaxed. If it hurts to much, just say something.

Myra, if you're interested, they're located in Northern New Jersey.

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