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Sheeplovr

04-06-2002, 07:38 PM

SO there we were a Cold April Night Driving back from NYC

Were crusin down RT 4

Just pasing the bergen mall and right before Sam Ash

Adn Tazz Puts on his blinker and is gogin in to the left lane Were int he middle on aready tbu then decides not to so hits the blinker the toher way and get back in the middle lane then we see the lights a flashing

Guy walks up
asks for the usal then he askes to see tazz

Tazz is out there for a while i think hoyl crap waht if he askes abotu the $400

Then the cop coms over and ask me some stuff

He goes where were u i said NY then he sasy where then i say 888 7th avenue he said what u do there i said we were in a radio station

he goes what were u ont he radio i said yeah he goes for what i told thema btout eh prom stuff and then he walks away then the gy wants me to come out of the car

now im really freaked out

he ask me more aboutt he prom then he wants ot check my pukets

I star pullign out toys and papers and mints he goes wow i never seen that much cool stuff before

The he sees that everyhtign is okay then walks away then i stand there and tazz coems back and goes int he car so i got bakc to the car and we still dont knwo what happeing then the guy says You guys be carful no swearvign ont he roade

Man what a adventure

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Tazz

04-06-2002, 07:41 PM

Adn Tazz Puts on his blinker and is gogin in to the left lane Were int he middle on aready tbu then decides not to so hits the blinker the toher way and get back in the middle lane then we see the lights a flashing

I was moving into the left lane, and the cop was behind me. He moved into the left lane too and sped up. So I had to move back into the middle lane to avoid hitting him. He then pulls me over for "swerving". Thats entrapment, damn it. But as soon as I drove off after he let us go, he pulled over the next car he saw. I guess it was "pull over anybody" night on RT 4.

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seagullbeagle

04-06-2002, 07:43 PM

you should a told that pig to kiss your ass and die... and put your finger on your nose and push upward and go ugggggggghhhhhhh..... uggggggghhhhhhh...... pig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
thats how i get out of my tickets anyway. 

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cheezeemee

04-06-2002, 07:43 PM

Tell the truth. You gave the cop the $400 and he let you guys go.
lol
just kidding

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Arienette

04-06-2002, 07:54 PM

You gave the cop the $400 and he let you guys go.

hey, that's prom money. i'm telling...

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Thebazile78

04-06-2002, 08:35 PM

I didn't hear about THAT! 
I don't like driving on Rte. 4, especially after they did all that construction stuff to it. . . makes getting past the Bergen Mall freakin' INSANE when it's open!
(Know what? I am SUCH a retard at 2am. . . a Jersey girl should know her malls better than THAT! GSP not freakin' Bergen Mall - though there's a Rte. 4 entrance to that too [sort of] - thanks for the boot to the head about that. . . I hate getting flamed. . .)

Stupid Rte 4/ Rte 17/ Parkway construction crap, getting everybody all confused . . . $400 for PROM???? 
Make sure you find out what color your date will be wearing & get her a corsage. . . Just a SMALL bit of advice: The wrist-slip things are much easier to handle than pins. . .for both of you! :) 
Also, if you need me to help, let me know. 

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ChrisTheCop

04-06-2002, 09:18 PM

Sheepy's just lucky it wasn't the GRAMMAR Police. Wow. 

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erinmoran

04-07-2002, 06:04 AM

.....and all tires live happily after=)

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cheezeemee

04-07-2002, 06:42 AM

Sheepy's just lucky it wasn't the GRAMMAR Police. Wow.

LMAO!
Why didn't I think of that.

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Dan

04-07-2002, 07:09 AM

Good thing it wasn't the Fasion Police, either....Capri Pants in Winter?!? What were you thinking, Sheepy??

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PanterA

04-07-2002, 10:23 AM

Come on, you know you pulled the "I'm Sheepy from the Ron and Fez show" card.

But this reminds me of one time i was coming home from Great Adventure. I was on the NJ turnpike when the cop behind me(i didnt know he was a cop at this point) he speeds up and is riding my ass. So i speed up to get over into the right lane. The mother fucker pulled me over for speeding. I HAD TO SPEED he was riding my ass! BASTARDS!

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Poison Ivy

04-07-2002, 10:32 AM

The cops in Begen County are the worst than anywhere else I've ever been. I think they're just bored since there really isn't much else to do around here...

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brodieman

04-07-2002, 10:33 AM

that's a beautiful story man :*)

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Hosp

04-07-2002, 10:40 AM

He probably thought you were a couple of kids on the E.

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Michael Fury

04-07-2002, 11:16 AM

Pantera, same thing happened to me on I-95. Goddamn NYC police cruiser riding up my ass at 60 mph, so I sped up to pull into other lane & let him get by, and he yells "PULL OVER, GUY!" on this hugely amplified bullhorn. Prick gave me a speeding ticket and dismissed any explanantion I offered to give him.

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angrymissy

04-08-2002, 06:27 AM

dude, you guys are soooo badass... how could the cop resist? ;)

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DarkHippie

04-08-2002, 06:43 AM

admit it, you were smokin' drugs, weren't you?

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wilee

04-08-2002, 07:34 AM

Hope he didn't ask about the body in the trunk. :)

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TooCute

04-08-2002, 07:37 AM

I don't like driving on Rte.
4, especially after they did all
that construction stuff to it. . .
makes getting past the Bergen
Mall freakin' INSANE when it's
open!

Bergen mall is different from the
garden state plaza, but anyhow..

just remember, never tell the cop
where you're going cause you
don't have to. all he can ask you
is where you are coming from
and who you are, unless you're a
suspect in some sort of crime, at
least that's what I am told.

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04-08-2002, 07:42 AM

**You are also VERY lucky it wasn't the THOUGHT police**

SSSHHHHhhhhhhhhh...Nevermind....

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JustJon

04-08-2002, 10:06 AM

*cough*hummer*cough*

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