Gay or Hungry?

[The Blowhard]

I was looking in my fridge today and I found a pack of hot dogs. My mouth started watering, I started feeling warm all over and I felt aroused. I just stared at those foot longs and imagined one, with mustard and saurkraut, in my mouth. I have never had a gay experience...could this be my first?

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[vegeta]

You know what I think? I think that one day you might have been watching porn while eating a hot dog. So the next time you looked at a hot dog you though of sex.

You're not necessarily gay, just just vey hungry.

I get the same way when I eat sour patch kids.

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[HordeKing1]

HECKLER - Sometimes a foot long hotdog with creamy white sauce shooting out of it, is just a foot long hotdog with creamy white sauce shooting out of it.



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[Pootertoot]

I found a picture that opens up a whole new can of worms on this issue:

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NOW you tell me...Gay or Hungry?

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[The Blowhard]

HK, it has happened again!
I was eating a carrot and I started feeling hot. I love women damn it! And making things worse..I put on a Judy Garland CD!!! Help!!!

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[Pootertoot]

What kind of kids eat Armour Hot Dogs?

Gay kids, Fairy Kids, Kids who suck on rocks...

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[adolescentmasturbator]

Heckler we all know you love women. That includes chicks with dicks though.

[HordeKing1]

HECKLER - You're clearly associating eating carrots with something else, something that makes you feel "hot" (and have really bad taste in music).

The association is clear.

As a child of the classic era of cartoons, you automatically associate carrots with Buggs Bunny. Whenever Buggs appeared, that pesky Elmer Fudd followed. The two inevitably were involved in all sorts of chases through the woods or even urban areas. These chases would cause anyone to perspire and to experience a feeling of heat.

When Bugs went courting, he always presented his lady love with a carrot - The symbolism there is clear. It's amazing it made it past the censors.

So fear not. You're clearly just wondering how your many lady friends would respond to your expression of amour with a gift of your carrot.



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[The Blowhard]

WHEW! ;)

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[tonymontanaflows]

This has nothing to do with being gay (i hope) but that cartoon comercial for Vaslic Pickles with the cartoon Stork and the crunchy sounds makes me want a pickle. But for real i hate pickles.. i'll throw a burger back at the peruvian behind the counter at mickey D's before I would eat one and mustard too

Burger King have it your way

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[Pootertoot]

To help with the association problems, I'll let you know that the penis is not crunchy after you bite through the first 1/4" or so. After that it's just chewy and stringy.

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