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The Horde King recently stated that girls masturbate as much as guys. This, I find hard to believe. Maybe it's that I don't live with my girlfriend, but this, um, friend I know batches at least once a day. Sometimes three. I doubt many, if any, girls do that. At the very least, the ratio is weighed heavily toward men whackers.
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Noellevious
04-09-2002, 04:01 PM
I think the difference is that most guys seem to *have* to do it once a day. Girls are more all over the place. Some girls might do it once a day, some once a week, once or twice a month, etc. But girls also have the ability to make up for what a guy does in a week in one day, if they feel so inclined. :)
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This message was edited by Noellevious on 4-9-02 @ 8:05 PM
I dunno, my friend can do it five or six times if he's so inclined. He'll do it if he's just bored, not because of some desperate urge. I can't see a girl batching six times in one day.
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Noellevious
04-09-2002, 05:22 PM
I can't see a girl batching six times in one day.
Actually, I once had a day off from school and was really bored...let's say been there and done that. :)
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lleeder
04-09-2002, 06:03 PM
Any other girls that want to admit to batching a half dozen times in one day please call me to do so.
HordeKing1
04-09-2002, 08:09 PM
Many of my female friends have mastrabated 3 to 6 times a day. It's much easier for women to masturbate many times a day than it is for men.
One big difference in anectodal descriptions or gender stereotypes you may be aware of is that the patriarchal nature of our society has made it much more acceptable for men to talk about all things related to sex, (including masturbation) than it is for women.
Recent studies by gender researchers point to the stereotype of men being more in "need" of sex as a factor that precludes many women from discussing their mastrubation habits.
Keep in mind that all people start masturbating in the womb and those of you with kids know that Freud was really off base when he described a childhood "latent" stage. The big difference of frequency of sex and mastrubation is more apparant as people get older, as men reach their sexual peak at 19 and women at 35.
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Se7en
04-09-2002, 08:23 PM
I REALLY find it hard to believe that women batch more than men. In fact, I don't believe it at all.
I've probably already cranked out more batches this month alone (and it's just the 9th) than a good dozen of the women here.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
04-10-2002, 05:23 AM
girls masturbate as much as guys. This, I find
hard to believe.
I batch like a crazed monkey.
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HordeKing1
04-10-2002, 06:35 AM
Isn't it odd that the word "masturbation" cannot be said on the air.
I'm still astonished that the word is considered obscene. Even a body part like penis or vagina is sensored from the listeners "delicate" tastes. Like they haven't heard it before.
It's just plain silly.
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It is rather silly. It's not as if everyone doesn't know what is meant when people say "f'in" on the radio. "Masturbation", especially in the proper context, seems tame.
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ChrisTheCop
04-10-2002, 04:52 PM
Thanks alot Noelle and Alice...Now I'm Starvin'
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Se7en
04-10-2002, 08:21 PM
Isn't it odd that the word "masturbation" cannot be said on the air.
Is this a widespread practice?
Or just some retarded rule put in place by the idiots running WNEW?
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HordeKing1
04-11-2002, 07:44 PM
SE7EN - It seems to be limited to WNEW. Stern says the word fairly often.
I still cannot fathom why the medical term for self gratification should be censored. It makes no sense. The fact that it is said on some stations and not others makes even less sense.
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Christy
04-11-2002, 07:52 PM
Any other girls that want to admit to batching a half dozen times in one day please call me to do so.
Okay ... what's your phone number? My personal best is 4-5 times ... ;-)
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Christy
04-11-2002, 07:55 PM
I batch like a crazed monkey.
Thank you ... so I am not alone on this! ;-)
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I batch like a mildly sedated monkey.
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fatty
04-12-2002, 05:26 AM
i batch to wild monkeys
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lleeder
04-12-2002, 05:51 PM
I batch and it looks like sea monkeys
HordeKing1
04-13-2002, 07:21 PM
Do they wear crowns and play in castles and toss a ball around?
My sea monkeys looked suspiciously like brine shrimp and didn't do any of the fun stuff depicted on the box.
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TheGameHHH
04-15-2002, 09:27 PM
For me, once a day is enough. 3 is my personal best.
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DaniGirl
04-16-2002, 09:18 AM
I'm hornier than ever now....I batch atleast 4x a day.
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Aggie
04-16-2002, 09:33 AM
Although I don't think girls do it as often as guys, I don't think many people realize how much girls do it. I personally just think girls aren't willing to talk about it. It's not as common to hear girls talking about it. (Maybe that's just in the south) Anyway, I never thought I would do it and one of my friends convinced me and we were on the phone...let's just say it was an eye opening experience and now I can hang with the best of em!
HordeKing1
04-16-2002, 11:36 AM
AGGIE - That's a very perceptive comment. Guys are socialized to brag about their sexual activity, while girls are socialized to keep it to themselves.
This is witnessed even by the terminology by which we refer to sexually active men and womenl. A guy who has sex with many different women is called a "stud." A women who has sex with many men is called a "slut."
It's really remarkable that in 2002, in America, such marked gender roles and stereotypes still exist.
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Aggie
04-16-2002, 11:41 AM
I totally agree. A guy can be a stud, player or pimp, but when girls learn to play the game too, it's wrong. It might still be that way because a player NEVER wants to get played!
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04-16-2002, 11:43 AM
My first post :) <P>
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Danigirl-- smaller world! I live right in Lake Grove; I'm sure i can help you alleviate some of that batch burden ;) <P>
I honestly don't think women masturbate as much as men. Even if they feel the need to, religion and society has done it's job to make American women utterly ashamed of their sexuality. I know a good handful of uptight girls who have never masturbated or rarely do it. The religious ones can be the worst! They're either oversexualised from years of repression, or they're um... Stalker Patty. <P>
Christy
04-17-2002, 08:19 PM
and we were on the phone...
Phone sex ... ain't it great! LOL ;-)
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