How do you wipe?

[hammersavage]

Thanks to Al's great phone screening I couldn't ask them during the bathroom discussion yesterday.

Can some of you please help me settle a problem with my friend?

This crazy son of a bitch wipes standing up and thinks its normal. He says he has asked other people and they claim to do it as well.

I wipe sitting down which I think is the normal way to do things. My problem is that I will only take the handicap stall.

What do you do when dropping a duece?

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[TooCute]

How can you wipe standing up?
Don't your ass cheeks get
squished together?? Bad access
to the area.

oh and front to back!


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[Tazz]

I have always wiped standing up. You people plunge your hand into the dark depths of the toilet bowl to wipe? Freaks :) I'd be afraid of touching poo water.

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[DarkHippie]

i wioe sitting down so i get nice and clean. i don't want any racing stripes

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[Se7en]

Sitting is what I guess is considered the "normal" way, in that most people wipe in that fashion, myself included.

Although I can see Tazz's disgust with it, cause I hate sticking my hand in the bowl, especially a public restroom. And there's always the fear of getting the super d pinched by those goddamn inferior public restroom seats when you're trying to wipe.

Now that I think about it, maybe it's best to stand while in public restrooms, cause I'm too germphobic. The less time my ass is on that seat the better.

But like TooCute said, ALWAYS front to back!!!

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[Zipgun]

What is this "wiping" you speak of?

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[FUNKMAN]

What is this "wiping" you speak of?




now that's Funny...
:)

you can't wipe while you are sitting, in reality...
you have to lift your butt up some in order to get your hand between the toilet seat and your butt...
i'd have to say i am an "inbetweener"

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[PanterA]

I just sit on the carpet and pull my self across it on my hands. I learned that trick from my cat.

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[A.J.]

I just sit on the carpet and pull my self across it on my hands. I learned that trick from my cat. <P>
<P>
I use my tongue. I learned that trick from the neighbor's dog. <P>

[DarkHippie]

i prefer someone else's tongue

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now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

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[Pootertoot]

This is has been exhaustively covered <A HREF=http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=52&Topic=975> Here,</A> in the first topic I ever posted to the board. Those were the days.

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[chefpitt]

Standing in a slight squat is my preferance ....

But it would be sweet to be on all fours and have someone do it for you......

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[Aldust19]

first sitting down...then standing up to assure cleanliness...and i always have baby wipes available...

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[Zipgun]

http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/Content/Wiping/wiping.html

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[THERAVEN]

Wiping???
Hmmm maybe this wiping thing will catch on:)

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[Claire]

Um-very interesting topic. Stay seated, just aim correctly! Baby wipes highly recommended.... I think though that this is a highly personal decision, for the obvious reasons.<P> <P> <P>

And he said:
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[Earth2RON]

i wipe standing and i wrok the area until the tissue is all white,and theni just jump into the shower.:)

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[Phatgolf]

I wipe standing up too.
Just the way it works for me :)

I live in DC so I dont get to hear ron and fezy live
that sucks

[TheGameHHH]

I myself am a sitter, though I have dabbled in with standing before, but it just isn't as good.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Zipgun]

Ok I've had it. You "standers" are insane. How the fuck do you wipe standing up AND get clean?
And this is a question coming from a guy named skidmark for christ's sake! Seriously! That's just fucking weird man.






sorry...I haven't had my coffee yet.

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[cheezeemee]

I fold the paper then run it under warm water and proceed to wipe back to front. All this while singing Row,Row,Row your boat.
It helps.

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[FaggotOfTheOpera]

i use newspaper and I do it while standing on my head.

Disclaimer: I'm not really gay.

[angrymissy]

you get cleaner by wiping standing. you have to make your buttcheeks spread out then you can get into all the delicious nooks and poo crannies.

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[Big Jim]

i prefer someone else's tongue

bend over in front of a dog, they will think its chocolate and go to town lapping it up. Plus you get a hint of pleasure out of it. Works, works all the time.

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[brodieman]

this is a bad thread to read while eating lunch, what's next a post about "do you like to toss you guys salad?"

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[Grand Master B]

I like to do some intense wiping then go and shake as many hand as I can as I make my way back to my office. <P>
Then I sit there and giggle to myself. :-) <P>

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[fiestygal]

from reading these i think i NOW know too much of all of you

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[hammersavage]

seriously.

[weekapaugjz]

with my left hand. no paper.

[hexy68]

Wet-wipes are key!....BTW who wipes back to front???...cavemen!!