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Knocked
04-13-2002, 07:24 PM
and it was a funny joke

this post is dedicated to sheepy!!

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Christy
04-13-2002, 09:43 PM
... and I wanna' hear the rest!!!!!! You've peaked my interest! ;-)

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sexy bastard
04-13-2002, 10:06 PM
umm lets see if i still got my sense of humor
once there was this hand job that went to a work meeting to meet his new boss that he cant stand so he went to the bathroom and started to yank the chain, now mind you he has been holding out on the chain for a week so there was alot of juice..when he came it exploded on his hand...he went to the meeting with sticky hand shook the bosses hand and he thought he got him back later in the meeting they passed out donuts he ate the donuts and licked his fingers and then he said hmmmmmm my donut is salty i wonder why.
ok that was bad but i tried
lol

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erinmoran
04-14-2002, 04:45 AM
Is this about the handjob that Dan gave Sheepy in the bathroom at WNEW?

im jealous

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sexy bastard
04-15-2002, 12:06 AM
fine erin jsut to make you happy i wil lgive you a handjob when i see you
lol

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cheezeemee
04-15-2002, 05:32 AM
fine erin jsut to make you happy i wil lgive you a handjob when i see you lol

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DarkHippie
04-15-2002, 05:38 AM
now that's what i call a "sticky situation!" hudala hudala

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sexy bastard
04-15-2002, 06:31 AM
ohhh boy i think this thread is going in the wrong direction
lol

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DarkHippie
04-15-2002, 07:23 AM
like there's a right direction for a thread entitled "once, there was this hand job?"

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brodieman
04-15-2002, 07:34 AM
you want a joke?
once, there was this handjob that walked into a bar...and side ouch

::rimshot::
thank you, i'll be here all week, try the veal

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erinmoran
04-15-2002, 07:49 AM
i wil lgive you a handjob when i see you


shhhhh...
wouldnt that make Christy jealous.....

J/k

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Earth2RON
04-15-2002, 09:09 AM
ummmm why are you guys talking about giving hand jobs?....lmao im not gay,but i wouldnt mind one just make sure you guys use alot of baby oil. <P>

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sexy bastard
04-15-2002, 03:17 PM
no prob erin
lol


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cheezeemee
04-15-2002, 08:50 PM
lmao im not gay,but i wouldnt mind one just make sure you guys use alot of baby oil

El Contradictor!
In your case we'll use Tobasco sauce!!!

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Christy
04-15-2002, 09:01 PM
shhhhh...
wouldnt that make Christy jealous.....

J/k


Nope, have fun ... go at it! ;-)

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TheGameHHH
04-15-2002, 09:10 PM
Wait, what about dudes and handjobs?

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