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Earth2RON
04-13-2002, 11:23 PM
ive always wondered why do's it sometimes smell.and other time's doesnt?
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erinmoran
04-14-2002, 04:28 AM
It matters what you eat.....
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cheezeemee
04-14-2002, 06:03 AM
Let's talk about texture guys. Eat allot of corn. Sometimes they pop out and say hi.
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HordeKing1
04-14-2002, 09:37 AM
Earth2Ron - As an illustration of the subjective nature of perception, remember that to a fly, shit smells good.
Shit, like farts contain gasses that are odorless, such as nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, and methane. They also contain the really smelly gases such as hydrogen sulfide.
How much it stinks, depends on the type of gas produced which is, in turn, depends on the food you eat. As a general rule, the more sulfur rich the foods you eat, the more your shit will stink because bacteria will generate sulfides as they break down the nutrients.
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Earth2RON
04-14-2002, 10:18 AM
HordeKing1......
thank alot.so which foods have the most sulfur?
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Hydrogen smells? I'm no chemist, but I'm pretty sure hydrogen is odorless.
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HordeKing1
04-14-2002, 06:20 PM
FAN - I said "hydrogen sulfide," not plain old hydrogen.
EARTH2RON - You won't be surprised that some of the largest concentrations of sulfer are: beans, cabbage, cheese, eggs and soda.
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Whoops! Does methane smell, or is there an additive that we put in there to make it smell? Also, what's the magic ingredient in asparagus that makes our pee smell funny after eating it (asparagus, not the pee).
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HordeKing1
04-14-2002, 06:49 PM
FAN - Methane by itself is completely odorless. However, it is usually found in the presense of trace gases that do smell.
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Horde King,
You seem to know everything about chemistry, et al. Mayhaps you can answer this question- What's a hen weigh? Wait, that joke doesn't work as well in text.
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Christy
04-14-2002, 07:13 PM
ive always wondered why do's it sometimes smell.and other time's doesnt?
Ummmm .... you sure know how to kill the romance sweetie? ;-)
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04-14-2002, 07:31 PM
In my humble opinion, NOTHING BEATS A GOOD, HEARTY DUMP!!
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angrymissy
04-15-2002, 06:10 AM
I think I need an enema :( I think my poo has become impacted :(:(
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DarkHippie
04-15-2002, 07:13 AM
is anything funnier than poo? I think not.
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Earth2RON
04-15-2002, 09:32 AM
some of the largest concentrations of sulfur are:beans,cabbage,cheese,egg and soda
i drink to much soda thats for sure i dont eat cheese cause when i do i think of CHEEZEEMEE...LOL
you sure know how to kill the romance sweetie
i never kill the romance vanilla flower i cant get it started:(
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Earth2RON
04-15-2002, 09:40 AM
i think i need an enema i think my poo as become impacted
awwww sorry to hear that angrymissy i hear if you drink alot of water that it will make it flow out nice.if you need help with the enema please feel free to contact me:)
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HordeKing1
04-15-2002, 06:07 PM
AMB - I hate to tell you this, but if your feces is truly impacted, it must be removed at an er manually.
Before adopting that drastic measure try heavy doses of laxitives. An enema can help, it depends on where the blockage is.
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By manually, do you mean root around with a stick? If so, I have something in that general shape.
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HordeKing1
04-15-2002, 06:41 PM
FAN - Um, sometimes instruments are used, sometimes the colon is opened up, sometimes it's even more gross. It's the kind of job, they give to second year medical students.
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Eww.. nothing's worse than finding a dingleberry. I can't imagine what an internal dingleberry looks like. I'll have to ask Shelley if she's ever dealt with that.
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04-16-2002, 12:07 PM
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