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Christy
04-14-2002, 08:13 PM
Some of you might think this is stupid, but I have to tell this story!!!! This would only happen to ME!

Okay ... ya know how when you are done drinking all the soda, you're supposed to bring the bottles back and get your deposit? Well, in my family that's one of my jobs!

So my family puts the empty soda bottles in the garage, right? So on Friday I was going to bring some empty bottles to the store because I had a bunch of other errands to do. I start to put a bunch of empty Coca-Cola bottles in a little shopping bag ... then I pick the next one up. I see that it's empty, right? "Gee, why is this bottle a little heavier than all the other bottles?!?" So I lift it up to my eye-level and see something in it, but I can't make it out! I look closer and it was a DEAD MOUSE in the empty bottle of Coca-Cola ... I think he was covered in Coca-Cola! There must have been some Coke left in the bottle!

My first thought was, "Oh my gosh, how did a little mouse get in the Coke bottle?"

My next thought was pure panic! I started shaking and yelling, "Oh my God, Oh my God!!!!!" I yell, "Oh my God" a lot ... usually when I am very scared, or very happy!

So I threw it in my backyard and my Dad took care of it!

I'm such a girly-girl! I hate that! I can't even deal with a dead mouse in a Coke Bottle! LOL

This would only happen to me! ;-) Now I can't even look at a Coke bottle ... I start getting chills ... yuck!

Thanks for listening to my dead mouse in a Coke bottle story!

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spudnik
04-14-2002, 09:09 PM
You know in a lot of cultures a mouse in the Coke bottle is considered an omen of good things to come. Consider yourself blessed. <P>

ThePointer
04-14-2002, 09:34 PM
that is alright Christy. I bought a loaf of Arnolds Country White Bread and when I got home and was opening it, It felt different. Sure enough there was a dead mouse in it. To make matters worse, There were no holes in the plastic so it was shipped that way from the bakery. Sort of earned the name Arnolds Crunchy White .

Well another day gone and the beer needs to be flowing again

Christy
04-14-2002, 10:36 PM
Oh wait ... I am not saying that I purchased the Coke with the mouse in it, is that what you thought?!?!? LOL

No, I must have mice in my house .... YUCK! ;-)

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sexy bastard
04-14-2002, 10:49 PM
hmmm was the mouses name mickey

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sexy bastard
04-14-2002, 10:49 PM
hmmm was the mouses name mickey

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cheezeemee
04-15-2002, 05:36 AM
You know I've heard of this mouse Christy. He's called the Whoudini Mouse. He's known for trying to perform such escape acts as The Infamous Jump Into The Toilet Bowl act, The Dreaded Cat Chase act,The Classic Mousetrap act and most recently The Get Yourself a Sip O' Coke and Run act. Sadly enough this was the last act performed by the Whoudini Mouse. Mr. Whoudini Mouse we salute you because you said "To hell with the cheese I'm trying something different" and you did.
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ADF
04-15-2002, 05:52 AM
Christy,

I'm about to enter law school and would be glad to represent you in a multi-trillion dollar lawsuit against the vermin-bottling fiends at Coca-Cola. While the intense psychological torture you went through has no price tag, I think I can get them to settle for eight mill (minus my 98% fee).

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wilee
04-15-2002, 07:33 AM
"We found this mouse in a bottle of your beer, er, Coke, eh?"

Do you live next door to the MacKenzie brothers?

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Earth2RON
04-15-2002, 09:16 AM
you're supposed to bring the bottles back and get your deposit? Well, in my family that's one of my jobs! there is a few here at my house that needs to be taken care of...lol CHRISTY...... have you ever had a mouse wiggly its nose on your nose?that could be a turn on try it sometime....lol <P>

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JustJon
04-15-2002, 07:09 PM
didn't you see the old SNL where the only way to save the farm was to find a mouse in a coke bottle? You could have sued for thousands and saved the farm for pee wee!

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TheGameHHH
04-15-2002, 09:15 PM
Hey Christy, I was taking out ceiling tiles this weekend, and not only was I covered in the dust from that stuff, but two dead mice also fell on my face while I was removing the tiles.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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