Seconds to live...

[ADF]

Dear Horde King,

A couple of days ago, I was about to take a shower and noticed that my roommate, who is going bald, had just taken a shower and left his usual bunch of hair in the drain. I reached in, pulled out the hair and threw it away. I felt something in my teeth, and put my finger in my mouth to movie it around. The thing is, I did this WITH THE SAME HAND I USED TO THROW THE HAIRBALL AWAY! Now, about twenty minutes ago, I dropped some egg remnants from my egg sammich on my shoes. I then proceeded to pick it up off the top of the shoe and eat it. My question to you is how long do I have to live? Seconds? Hours? Am I typing this on borrowed time?

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[Gaia]

That's just gross....................

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"It's never over, my kingdom for a kiss upon her shoulder It's never over, all my riches for her smiles when i slept so soft against her"

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'll never get back the minute it took me to read this post.

Gone. Forever.

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wear a sombrero?"-Hobbes

[HordeKing1]

FAN - As a general rule 9 out of 10 doctors don't recomend things like that.

The 10th doctor has a homicidal urge and a brother in a law whose a mortician from whom he receives kickbacks

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[ADF]

So you're saying I could kick the bucket at any moment? I better start having lots of sex.. ok ladies, start lining up.

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[HordeKing1]

Uh oh, there might not be enough time for the line. Better run for the jergens in the medicine cabinet, and hurry - while you can still walk. ;)

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