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The Blowhard

04-18-2002, 03:19 AM

There are so many.
The one that I'll never forget is a guy in the Village camped out in an ATM, grunting to people on line for money. It was freezing outside, so I turned to give the guy a few bucks and when I looked down I realized he had a dirty naked old woman with him under his blankets and she was pooping as he fondled her maggot infested body.
She was squatting like a catcher, she had to be 4 feet tall, and the toothless guy smiled at me. Gotta love New York.

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nickeye

04-18-2002, 06:13 AM

Years later, that shitting woman would finally get her big break on VH1. Her name is Rosie O'Donnell.

I'm Paul Harvey. And that's the rest of the story.

A.J.

04-18-2002, 06:19 AM

Years later, that shitting woman would finally get her big break on VH1. Her name is Rosie O'Donnell. 

Can't be -- Rosie wouldn't be naked with a man.

Jackie Sloan

04-18-2002, 07:36 AM

Comin' from a concert at the Garden once, this fecal infested bastard comes out of nowhere and grabs my girls' shoulders. I nailed 'eem in the ribs and just kept going.

Ohh...regular redneck country club...how many food stamps take to join?
Hahahahaha!
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Aggie

04-18-2002, 09:35 AM

That is a funny topic! I went in to the city a few years ago in January. Needless to say it was freezing and I wore my mothers mink coat. A baglady asked me for some money (right near the WTC) anyway, i kept walking and she went off about how i was wearing a fur and i couldn't give her any $$. She followed me and my boyfriend for about a half a block yelling, i will never forget that!

armymad

04-18-2002, 10:42 AM

i say at the homeless shopping spree :) :) :) 

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04-18-2002, 02:12 PM

I remember being in the city,I was drunk and (no surprise there) I had a set of balls on me. SO I saw this stupid homeless guy carrying around a trumpet and making believe he was playing it. Stupid me called him over and told him Id give him a dollar if he actually played me a song. This Fing guy wouldnt leave me alone until I gave him some money. Finally I gave in and gave him a buck.

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Jobberific

04-19-2002, 12:49 AM

One night in college heading back to the path train from the Molly Wee Pub, my buddy Jim English kicks a refigeratior box. A rather angry homeless guy falls out and chases us like two blocks.

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cheezeemee

04-19-2002, 09:27 PM

Your Worst Experience With A Homeless Person?

He didn't have change for a $20 dollar bill. Snooze you loose pal!

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Arienette

04-19-2002, 09:44 PM

one time this homeless guy selling some homeless newsletter came over to me and the boy i was with. we said that we weren't interested and kept walking. this guy followed us for 8 blocks shoving the stupid newsletter in our faces before we finally just gave in and gave him money... i was annoyed on principle, but at least he went away

oh and once i had a homeless guy ask me out. that really made me rethink a lot of things about my life...

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how can someone so young sing words so sad

nickeye

04-20-2002, 04:37 AM

one time this homeless guy selling some homeless newsletter...I'd love to see the classified ads. I wonder what a jar of urine sells for these days.

eggers

04-20-2002, 04:53 AM

last march, for spring break, instead of going to cancun to have sex, a friend and me lived on the streets for seventy-two hours, to see how it's like being homeless.

don an mike rule

opie and anthony always whine in the end