Sex why do women make more noise? [Archive]

ROMEO

04-20-2002, 06:35 PM

Why do the women make more noise then us guys?

How many times has the only sound us guys have made is "sshh, be quiet their going to hear you".

I love to hear the sounds of a women [then] but us guys are way too quiet, at least I am, just a lot of heavy breathing.

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cheezeemee

04-20-2002, 06:41 PM

I prefer the heavy breathing. That makes it so primal!

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Sheeplovr

04-20-2002, 06:56 PM

Cause they cry when u punch them

p.s. dont hurt girls

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Lulu

04-20-2002, 07:03 PM

because girls make nicer sounds. guys just sound weird.

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04-20-2002, 07:29 PM

I have always wondered that. I would love to hear more "vocals", but not like in the wierd porns where the guys make the fucked up faces or moan like women. Ewwww.....

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DarkHippie

04-20-2002, 07:50 PM

the first chick i was ever with used to enocurage me to make noise when i was i bed, so now i'm oboxious porn guy for life. i even gross myself out.

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Earth2RON

04-20-2002, 07:50 PM

mmmmmm yeah baby thats how i like it done baby you are so good at what you do baby.mmmm dont forget the balls baby they are there for a reason.see i can make noise also:)

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Noellevious

04-20-2002, 08:41 PM

Why do the women make more noise then us guys?

To help guys figure out where to go and what in the hell to do. :)

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HordeKing1

04-20-2002, 10:20 PM

Purely learned behavior. Women are expected to make noises during sex, so they find themselves trying to live up to their role expectations.

The main thing is for everyone to relax and have a good time. If you're happy making noises do so, if not don't.

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CrazyClare

04-20-2002, 10:31 PM

dude i make so much noise i cant help it. I get shushed sometime, but if im making noise it means i like it.

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sexy bastard

04-21-2002, 03:58 AM

some times they make noise and its cause their having fun...then sometimes they are just out right loud like loud...either way its all good.

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DarkHippie

04-21-2002, 05:09 AM

i like it when i girl makes noise, even if she wakes up the whole neighborhood. Hell, if there's the rare chance that i'm having sex, i want the world to know!

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NurseMira

04-21-2002, 09:49 AM

I wish I can make more noise than I do. I think I am quiet compared to what I really am like. I just have these little old ladies living upstairs from me and I always think that they look at me like I am the devil when I walk out of my house after sex. I wish I can be more vocal. I am usually a screamer when I am in hotel rooms or outside.....

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Earth2RON

04-21-2002, 10:06 AM

i am usually screamer when i am in hotel rooms or outside
i would give myself to any female who would want to have sex outside in a open field

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Jennitalia

04-21-2002, 01:47 PM

i would give myself to any female who would want to have sex outside in a open field

been there, done that :)

i'd recommend it to a friend

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NATEDOGG

04-21-2002, 02:15 PM

Hey here's a thought: maybe they are trying to fake an orgasm. Need I remind you of the resturant scene in "When Harry Met Sally?" Meg Ryan showed us how its done. Of course I'm just a healthy 16-year-old so what the fuck do I know?

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Earth2RON

04-21-2002, 02:37 PM

i'd recommend it to a friend
JENNITALIA can i be your buddy?
ill even wash your feet after you have had a hard days work.:)

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erole

04-22-2002, 02:00 PM

i never have this problem with women. maybe they are just stunned by the fact my grandmother is watching with a hyperdermic needle in her hand.

grandma always said that if you have sex with a female in an open field, make sure its with a woman and not a prairie dog.

ROMEO

07-19-2003, 06:14 PM

Here's an old topic question that is always looking for a fresh anwser..

Oh and Erole, your grandmother is watching?whatever !!!

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FUNKMAN

07-19-2003, 06:48 PM

she may make more noise/sounds but i do most of the talking...cause i'm a man DAMMIT!

"hmm, like that hard cock?"
"that's it, spread them lips"
"want to get fucked? yeah?"

when you have kids around, you learn to keep the "howling, moaning" and dirty talk" down to a low hum and a soft whisper, sometimes...

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Heavy

07-19-2003, 07:05 PM

Try taking a dick up your ass and see if you dont make noise.

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reeshy

07-19-2003, 07:31 PM

why do women make more noise?

Women make more noise no matter WHAT they are doing!!!!!

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Arienette

07-20-2003, 06:56 AM

i really have nothing to add as to why women make more noise, but i'd definitely say that it's true, from my experience. i am not so loud generally, but i do make noise in bed, and a lot more than my boyfriend does. to me, that's just the way it is.

i got shushed just once, and he almost got knocked the fuck out. i don't think it ever happened again.

in a way, though, i like that guys don't make so much noise. because, when they do, you know that you're doing something extra special good, and that's nice.

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gypsy

07-20-2003, 07:46 AM

We get the short end of the stick when it comes to sex. We get what, 8-10 seconds of pleasure. Chicks, on the other hand derive a lot more pleasure and can have many orgasms.

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fatty

07-20-2003, 08:32 AM

We get the short end of the stick when it comes to sex. We get what, 8-10 seconds of pleasure. Chicks, on the other hand derive a lot more pleasure and can have many orgasms.

what are you a porn star? what guy can last a whole 8-10 seconds? that's like 3 times as long as i can go.

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SatCam

07-20-2003, 11:33 AM

what are you a porn star? what guy can last a whole 8-10 seconds? that's like 3 times as long as i can go.

No, he read about how to make an orgasm last longer in W Magazine

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07-20-2003, 02:00 PM

No, he read about how to make an orgasm last longer in W Magazine

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07-21-2003, 02:01 PM

high fly

07-21-2003, 02:04 PM

I like to make car noises.
Vrrrooooom! VRRROOOOOOOMM!! Womens loves it when I go through the gears, or make tire squealing sounds.
And when I get off, chicks dig it when I do my 'machine gun', then shout "fire in the hole!" before doing a great sound of an explosion.

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Aggie

07-21-2003, 03:23 PM

I like to make car noises.

Are you gonna put your key in my ignition?

Damn, I love R.Kelly.

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Death Metal Moe

07-22-2003, 03:50 AM

I like to make car noises. Vrrrooooom!VRRROOOOOOOMM! Womens loves it when I go through the gears, or make tire squealing sounds.
And when I get off, chicks dig it when I do my 'machine gun', then shout "fire in the hole!" before doing a great sound of an explosion.

So it's like having sex with one of those keychain sound effects things? Or Jones from Police Academy.

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fatty

07-22-2003, 08:28 AM

Are you gonna put your key in my ignition?
Damn, I love R.Kelly.

too bad he loves your sister.
although she may be too old

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high fly

07-22-2003, 12:49 PM

Are you gonna put your key in my ignition?

Yeah, as soon as you adjust your shocks and jack up that rear end.
I'm also gonna want to check your head gasket....
Vrrooom! Vrrroooo--OOOM!!!

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Immigration Dude

07-22-2003, 01:30 PM

Try taking a dick up your ass and see if you dont make noise.

Oh my god! Did wadd just say that?

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dassal3399

07-22-2003, 01:34 PM

I love it when women make noise while have sex, that's really hot!

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SpicyMcHaggis

07-22-2003, 02:13 PM

Hearing a girl moan and yell out things is the thing that makes us keep going. At least, it's what keeps me going, then again, I've had limited experience being that I'm only seventeen and have only done it twice. But hey, once you pop you just can't stop.

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blakjeezis

07-22-2003, 03:57 PM

I hate any kind of noise while in the process of the act. I like it quiet, silent like a tomb. I don't even wanna hear the bed squeak or my nuts slappin'. Just absolute silence.

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high fly

07-22-2003, 04:24 PM

Besides the moaning and dirty talk and all, hell, I don't think I'm doing anything till I get those rude sounding slurping noises coming from her vagina while I'm workin' that rascal.
You know, the sound that sorta resembles what you hear when you're standing ankle-deep in mud and suddenly pull your foot up, and it makes that slurping sound.
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh.

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hyperspace

07-22-2003, 04:29 PM

ive been with a few prodoms who when i am wearing a gag and moan it drives them fucking crazy they love it!!!!

Defcon4Dan

07-22-2003, 08:23 PM

"why do women make more noise?"

Plan and simple. The girls are the ones getting reamed! DUH.

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FUNKMAN

07-22-2003, 08:31 PM

some girls make ne to make the guy feel like he's actually doing something right... it helps the guys ego...

i do the same thing sometimes when i fake ejaculation... i'll make alot of funny noises but actually i have a visine bottle filled with pantene conditioner, duct taped to my shaft... when i get ready to fake it i reach down and give it a squeeze...

then they tell me how nice I smell...

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

07-22-2003, 09:04 PM

Cuz it feels GREAT!

Guys, we understand you might be quiet during the actual act, but when you're hittin' that mountain top

Shout it out loud!!

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