Your Death?

[The Blowhard]

If possible, would you like to know the exact date and time of your death?

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[Pootertoot]

Sure. Make sure I got everything out of the way. It'd be a shitload more convenient, and questioning my own mortality would be a thing of the past. I'd also be sure to spend every last penny. As much as I love everyone I'd leave behind, you're on your own. I was. Besides, when was the last time anyone with unearned money any fun?
It's us working schmucks who are the fun ones. Us and Oscar Wilde.

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[CYYYFYYY]

I definatley would so I would
know exactlywhen I could stop
working and live omn my
savi


David the Franchize

[DANILO]

No, too much bills. "Death is fine, Give me mine"-Slipknot.

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[HordeKing1]

HECKLER - Absolutely. That way I could be certain that I wouldn't be found dead on the toilet, or with my finger up my nose.

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[PhishHead]

I know I want to be alive I think when I die...everybody says they want to be sleeping when they die, but death is one the biggest experinces of your life as some people say, so why would you want to miss one of the biggest experinces in life? Just my two cents I probably sound really weird right now oh well.

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[vegeta]

What I'd rather do is plan the day of my death.

I want to be sent into "eternal rest" while I'm asleep on the day in which I am no longer able to take care of myself. If I'm going to die, I don't want to die a wrinkled mess with no awarness of the world around me.

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[Pootertoot]

If I had to plan my own death, it'd be spectacular. I've always said I'd impale myself by skydiving onto the Spaceneedle.

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[TomPoo]

NO WAY!!!! It would ruin the surprise. It would be like know what is behind all the curtins on "Let's Make a Deal"

If you knew when you were going to die, your whole life would be based around that event. I would rather live my life free, not knowing what is to come.

"Live each day as if it were you last"

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
---Tom Poo

[skullcrush]

and how bad would you feel the day before the end.

"all i want in this world is freedom and roastbeef"
-crazy lady from h.b.o

[DANILO]

I was thinking about this thread in the last couple of days(yes.. I have no life) and I came to the conclusion that I really don't want to know the day that I die... I hate saying good bye to people.. they cry and shit.. it's very unconfortable.. I'm not thinking the way you guys are with you Super Bowl(sc) Half Time spetacular deaths, but I would never want to know that day in which I'm gonna have to say good bye to all... :::::DAMNIT, what about ass cancer? "I'm sorry Sir, you only have another year to live".. NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO::::::

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[HordeKing1]

Knowing the date of your death would certainly change your outlook and the way you lived your life.

Wouldn't you want to spend every moment you had with your family and or doing things you expected to do some vauge time in the future.

We all know the saying that every day, we should live as if if were our last. It's a great concept but if fails in practice as real life considerations take over. Would you go work for the last month of your life? If you didn't know when you'll die you would have to.

That is, of course, unless you were independantly wealthy and can afford to leave your job knowing you will never get it back to take a month long trip to Australia. But that's just an example

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[skullcrush]

i heard that the government has the cure for death.but they aint lettin it out,until all the colored people leave america.well thats what a skinhead told me.

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[The Blowhard]

If I knew the date and time I would probably bellyflop off the upper deck in Yankee Stadium. I crave attention.

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[vegeta]

That's not so far from the truth.

Imagine:

Once human cloning is perfected, you might be able to transplant your brain (or your downloaded memories) from your old body to a fresh, young body.

Back in the "Heckler days" as I like to call 'em, this notion sounded like science fiction, but now it's starting to seem more and more like science fact.

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[HordeKing1]

Kids these days! No respect for their elders!

You probably don't know that Arthur C. Clarke, Phillip K Dick, Issac Asimov (and many other luminaries) wrote about microwaves, cellphones, personal computers, space shuttles, antibiotic resistant bacteria, populaton explosions, depleton of the ozone layer, mass extinction of species by humans (we're up to 100 a day - no shit), submarines, gene therapy, bionics, biometrics, and yes even covers by which you can tell a book, decades before your parents were gleams in your grandparent's eyes.

The science fiction of today is the science fact of tomorrow. Always has been. Probably always will be.

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[vegeta]

Horde king, I didn't know you you swore! Shame on you! How would you patients feel if they heard you using such language?

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[Pootertoot]

What are you talking about? Hordeking swears like a sailor in front of his patients.

"Quit your fuckin' bitchin' or I'll slap you upside the fuckin' head! Now smile! I don't want to have to tell you twice!"

I think that type of therapy was first practiced by B.F. "Get In My Box, Little Boy, There's Candy Inside!" Skinner.

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[The Blowhard]

Patients? I heard HK is a bartender!;)

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[HordeKing1]

Until there has been any study proving definitively that swearing makes one iota of a difference to developmental, cognitive or emtional development, growth and stability, go right aheah you bunch of fuckers!

Seriously, sometimes, swearing or responding in the same voice as the person/people you address is the most effective way of communicating. In other words, some times, it's an extraordinarily effective method, in other times, it's not. It depends on the forum, person you're talking to and the subject matter about which you talk.

Having a frank open conversation about sexuality, a psychological issue of great import to many people, w/o using the words to describe anatomy is just silly. How can you discuss aspects of the most natural and pleasurable human activity without using words like penis, vagina, semen, clitoris, vaginal secretions, felatio, rim job and every other conceivable topic that may arise.

Even though most of you are younguns, and are probably tittering now, think about it for a second. Who would you be more comfortable seeing - A person who can suggest a particular type of vibrator or a person who calls everything below the waist the "down there" or "the discovery zone"?

HECKLER - That Tom Collins and 3 Buds will be up in a minute.

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[Pootertoot]

He said "may arise" ::titters::

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[girl germs]

<i>"A person who can suggest a particular type of vibrator"</i>

hordeking, you can suggest particular types of vibrators? if so, that would be pretty impressive.

ok, i just wanna say...

vagina vagina <a href="http://www.libida.com/content/library/female_anatomy.php">VAGINA</a>.

that is all.

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[erinmoran]

id want to know when i die that way i can use it as an excuse to get laid.

i say vagina too. In a gay chat room they called me fagina *tee hee*

when you slow ron's voice down , he sounds like eddie trunk...try it!

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[HordeKing1]

GIRLGERMS - There are several varieties of vibrators, all of which are obviously used for the purpose of bringing a woman to orgasm.

Studies have shown that vibrators are women's "dirty little secret," with up to 75% of American women using them regularly. These studies are somewhat flawed, in that they assume that every vibrator sold is used by a different woman. Nonetheless the study amply demonstrates the popularity of these sex toys.

A vibrator that everyone seems to have heard about is the "Magic Wand." This vibrator is bulky and very powerful. The motor is so strong that only electrical current can power it (not batteries.) Always keep an extension cord handy!

The Magic Wand comes in a one and two head variety. The one headed-version is meant for clitoral and external vaginal stimulation. The two-headed model stimulates the anus at the same time. The heads of the vibrator (the part that vibrates) is quite large and is not meant for vaginal insertion.

(GUYS, PAY ATTENTION HERE) Vaginal insertion isn't necessary to give women orgasms, as all female orgasms come from the clitoris, not the vagina. Insertion without clitoral stimulation just won't do the job.

Many women love the Wand and say that it gets the job done in a very short time; quicker than even the straw trick! However, many women report that this vibrator is just too powerful. Even at its "slow" speed it can cause actual burns and burns on the labia and clitoris are not a pleasant experience.

Many women therefore prefer a small battery powered vibrator such as the Pocket Rocket. It is much quieter than the electrical models such as the Magic Wand. This vibrator comes with an attachable rubber penis-type thing, which can be used on the clitoris or actually inserted in the vagina or anus. Most however, prefer to place the vibrator itself on the clitoris. Since it is small it can be placed exactly where it needs to go and since it is gentler, it can be kept on much longer w/o ill effects. Don't confuse gentler with lacking punch. This vibrator is a very effective masturbatory tool.

Another type of vibrator is the basic dildo. It can be pretty much any size, shape or color. Some glow in the dark! These vibrators are made primarily for insertion and not for clitoral stimulation. Thus they are not particularly effective if used as intended. Orgasm can still be achieved by rubbing the tip or shaft of the dildo on the clitoris, but it is not as effective as a vibrator made for that express purpose.

I believe that dildos are primarily made with men in mind. Men can easily identify and be aroused by a woman inserting a penis shaped object into her vagina. For this reason most porno movies featuring sex toys have the woman or women using dildos.

Another popular vibrator is attached to the hand and causes the entire hand to vibrate. The hand is then used to masturbate.

Another type of vibrator is made specifically with partners in mind. The vibrator is basically shaped like a ring with a knob on it's top. The man slips it over his penis, and during sex, the knob comes into contact with the clitoris thereby stimulating it. This allows the intimacy and emotionality of shared sex while making it much more likely for the woman to orgasm. Of course, if the guy flops over after 2 minutes and falls asleep, it's time to break out the pocket rocket.


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[KateTheWitch]

I've already died once... death no longer frightens me the way it used to, so I'd have to say no to your question... I don't want or need to know the time and date of my death.

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[HordeKing1]

Can you elaborate on your first death please?

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[Pootertoot]

Living in Wisconsin seems like being dead.

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[JustJon]

I'm curious about Kate's story too, if she doesn't mind telling it.

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[The Blowhard]

If I did know the exact day and time of my death does that mean I'm immortal until that specific date? Could I walk into traffic? Have my friends shoot me? Overdose on heroin?

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[Dirtybird11]

i will die on mon aug.20 durring the show.

till the next line~

[Gvac]

Who says we have to die? I
like to think I'm going to be
the exception to the rule.
Look at Heckler. I'm
convinced he's thousands
of years old, and he seems
to be doing fine.








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[HordeKing1]

HECKLER - An intruiging concept. Just don't put it to the test.

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