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CrazyClare

04-21-2002, 02:51 PM

In my effort to better the sex loves of the ron fez.net crew I thought id start a thread to improve out sucking skills. Guys what do you like, whats a nono.. ladies what have you gotten good responses from?
this is pretty basic but you gotta use your hands too while you do it, i didnt know that at first, and once you learn it it makes a world of difference.

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JerseyRich

04-21-2002, 03:04 PM

The use of hands is a must...
A little tongue around the head is a good one...
I am sure I am leaving stuff out.

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TheGameHHH

04-21-2002, 03:11 PM

NO TEETH PLEASE!

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Earth2RON

04-21-2002, 03:11 PM

CRAZYCLARE.....
when i get good oral for the first time ill let you be the first to know the do's and dont's of it:(

when i watch porn all the females use their hands and tongue at the same time.to me what would make oral better is for the female to be really into it,and not just do it because the guy likes it.

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Jennitalia

04-21-2002, 03:16 PM

dont forget the nads...nads need loving too....

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JerseyRich

04-21-2002, 03:34 PM

dont forget the nads...nads need loving too....

You ain't just whistling dixie!

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Knocked

04-21-2002, 03:49 PM

dont forget the nads...nads need loving too....
just don't juggle the nads too much,,like they're ben wah balls!!That shit can hurt :)

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nickeye

04-21-2002, 03:53 PM

You ain't just whistling dixie!Tip #1: Don't whistle dixie. It tickles.

cheezeemee

04-21-2002, 04:03 PM

Hummers! Hummers!

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Arienette

04-21-2002, 04:04 PM

dont forget the nads

the boys seem to like it if you can deep throat enough to lick them...

and i know onc big complaint that guys have is that a lot of girls go too fast. there's a place for that, but it's a delicate process

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soyboy

04-21-2002, 04:19 PM

Too fast?! No way, most girls are too soft and delicate. I was with one girl who was molly-coddling my cock like fine china. Enough with the granny kisses, you suck that cock like you're drowning and my balls got oxygen! Deep throating is the way to go.

I think that's the reason a lot of girls are bi; men and women generally dig different things-- women like it soft and light and slow and guys like it harder and rougher. Not a hard and fast rule (no pun intended), but generally.

Balls are definitely good to lick. Maybe a little rusty trombone action too... but i'm going off on a tangent.

BTW as a unique perspective from an uncut guy, we're different. If you ever go down on a guy who's uncut, be more gentle with his head! Make sure you can deep-throat and not just focus on the head, because our helmet is ten times more sensitive than circumcized guys.

Foreskins are like your clit hood; for those of us who still have it, the head's very sensitive and not used to being exposed a lot. Just imagine a guy pulling back your hood and working voraciously on your joy buzzer for a good 20 minutes. You'd freak out and punch him in the back of the head! Major turn-off. It's a completely different skill.

haha what a great topic.

sketchy

04-21-2002, 04:45 PM

as i am sure you know clare, there is nothing better for oral, no matter what the technique, then a pierced tongue. i have found this holds true for both guys and girls. i plan to never take mine out.

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mario

04-21-2002, 05:02 PM

Imma be honest witcha. The thought alone will make me excited. I'm really big on swallowing.(No PUN intended) There are certain spots a woman can touch along the shaft to really keep the guy quiet..If you know what i mean..

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F1Gm3nT

04-21-2002, 05:30 PM

give the head some lovin

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JustinR

04-21-2002, 05:39 PM

is it me or does receving brain sounds better than sex?

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Earth2RON

04-21-2002, 07:55 PM

is it me or does receving brain sound better than sex
i think it just depends on which you are in the mood for.me personally i love to eat the kitty cat

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soyboy

04-21-2002, 08:04 PM

oh yeah, can't forget swallowing! Ladies, this is ALWAYS A GOOD THING. 

If you think it tastes nasty, either think of something good like sucking on a strawberry with chocolate syrup (analogy courtesy of Dr. Judy) or tell your man to go vegan for a while (we taste sweeter). Or if you need to cheat, get some <a href="http://www.sweetrelease.com">sweet release"</a>

This message was edited by soyboy on 4-22-02 @ 12:07 AM

CaptClown

04-21-2002, 08:10 PM

More sloppy wet suction, less teeth, and work the whole thing.

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Hosp

04-21-2002, 08:15 PM

Blow jobs are a lot like pizza. Even when it's bad it's still pretty good. I don't know if this is a technique tip or just something I like to have done, but you have to make eye contact while you do it. It just has a hint of submissivness that drives me crazy.

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irishkb

04-21-2002, 08:16 PM

Ok so here is the deal with a good blow job.. the most important part is the end.. if a female stops at the last second and you

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brodieman

04-21-2002, 08:17 PM

first off i would like to say the title alone makes this one of the best threads ever :)

now i may sound crazy here but i do agree that getting the C sucked is bette then sex, infact most of the time i'd rather have the oral then anything else, but thats hard to get out of many girls.

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sexy bastard

04-21-2002, 09:25 PM

i say play with the nads....but for the love of god begentle on it

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DarkHippie

04-22-2002, 06:19 AM

a steady rhythym is important once the guy gets close. if your mouth gets tired, then take a break and switch to your hand or something. and humming is very nice, so is swirling your tongue around the head or up and down the shaft. tongues rock! even better, pull down on the skin of the shaft so you can get at the underside of the head :)

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Jennitalia

04-22-2002, 06:31 AM

oh yeah, can't forget swallowing! Ladies, this is ALWAYS A GOOD THING.

that goes without saying. it's not a real blowjob if the girl will not swallow.

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soyboy

04-22-2002, 08:04 AM

even better, pull down on the skin of the shaft so you can get at the underside of the head 
owwie zowie!! Fuck that, for guys that aren't cut, that hurts like HELL! That's like pulling on my eyelids. 
Jennitalia, i think i love you. 

This message was edited by soyboy on 4-22-02 @ 12:07 PM

DarkHippie

04-22-2002, 08:16 AM

for guys that aren't cut, that hurts like HELL! Yet more evidence showing how us Jews were way ahead of our time when it came to bangin' :)

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TheGameHHH

04-22-2002, 08:31 AM

I forgot to say, CLare if you want to practice or anything, feel free to contact me.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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synthfiend

04-22-2002, 08:52 AM

The head needs more intense loving than the shaft or the nads.

Aw damn. Was that me?

soyboy

04-22-2002, 09:04 AM

Yet more evidence showing how us Jews were way ahead of our time when it came to bangin'

 dude, I am Jewish. I was born in Romania, I guess it's not popular there.

Earth2RON

04-22-2002, 10:43 AM

for guys that aren't cut,that hurts like HELL!
it dame sure does i dont like my shyt being handled like if it was a chew toy

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nycenice

04-22-2002, 01:21 PM

girls use teeth too much or treat the stick like an arcaed machine gently please tighten up but don't yank please. ah bad head is better than no head. anyway head more gooder than real sex at least to me

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lleeder

04-22-2002, 02:42 PM

Hey Crazy Clare always comes up with the best thread titles. For me its frequency, more blowjobs=more gooder

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04-22-2002, 03:52 PM

lleeder, me and you helped with this thread dont forget!

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Meatball

04-22-2002, 05:23 PM

There is a spot between the nads and the a-hole that is very sensitive. work that area - dang it work the whole area with your hands and mouth - just like we do to you. we WILL give you our ATM passwords if done correctly. :)

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Cybersoldier

04-22-2002, 05:54 PM

any hummer is a good one especially with no teeth

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Kidchaos187

04-23-2002, 09:34 PM

"any hummer is a good one..."

WRONG!! Trust me, I have received many a bad hummer...while it is a good gesture on the ladies' part, it would help if they knew what they were doing.

Here are a few things:
a) NO TEETH!! I had a girlfriend who I had to force to stop because she damn near left me raw
b) Alternate speed: If you're doin' it really fast to get it over w/, then don't bother...then again, don't take forever.
c) Take care of the sack...put it in your mouth and hum, fondle em' a little...but don't ignore them.

That's all I have to say...later

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soyboy

04-24-2002, 06:52 AM

Oh and let's not forget the classic look of approval. Ladies, don't look up at us for approval! That is such a fuckin turn-off.

Jim Norton brought this up on O&A and he's right. It just shows how insecure, inexperienced and immature you are, that you need our approval for sucking cock. "Please approve of me daddy! Please constantly re-affirm my existence!" NO! That's NOT sexy, that makes me feel like a pedophile and like I'd rather be with an older woman who knows what she's doing.

Look up to show how much fun you're having, not to stop to find out what's your score: by that point it's already a ZERO.

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Aggie

04-24-2002, 08:56 AM

[personally i love to eat the kitty cat]

Earth2Ron-umm, yeah, that is a better topic, i love guys like you ! :) also, did you say no one has gone down on you? that's not cool, especially if you like to hook girls up...we should talk, maybe we can compromise...hmmmm

ok, i would definitley say i've gotten a response from licking the balls (and the skin directly behind them, just lift them up a bit) my main advice would be mixing it up. you can't do one thing for too long...tease him a little.

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fatty

04-24-2002, 09:22 AM

i find jamming a finger in the asshole usually drives them wild. but then they shoot and get it in my hair and i'm like i just f'n washed it what the fuck!

i mean, don't be gay.

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Earth2RON

04-24-2002, 11:21 AM

did you say no one has gone down on you?
nope.i said that i have yet to receive good oral and i am still waiting for that lady to come along.
i smell a"VIRGIN"...now i am hungry.

i find jamming a finger in the asshole usually drives them wild
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iscream22

04-25-2002, 12:46 PM

me lyin down on a bed, girl on top just blowin', with my hands on top of her head....

Well i guess i set the scene enough for ya...

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jestah

04-25-2002, 12:55 PM

Hmmm, I wonder if Al ever did get the taste out of his mouth from his first......

Tall_James

04-26-2002, 07:21 PM

Tell us how much you like doing it while you are doing it. Tease, smile - let us know that we're not the only ones having a good time!

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legroommusic

04-27-2002, 12:35 AM

If we slap you in the face( with the member) , it's a compliment. Treat it as such.

Also, don't kiss afterwards. For most guys, it's best that you don't go back up to the guys face for a kiss. We know where it's from, but it's for you. THIS IS ESPECIALLY TRUE if you are really freaky and you go down after anal sex. Don't worry about kissing goodnight. It's understood.

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