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The Blowhard
04-22-2002, 11:30 AM
Please debunk or enlighten us about Hasidics..I need to know. Thanks.

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fatty
04-22-2002, 11:44 AM
they are the worst drivers ever.

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04-22-2002, 12:29 PM
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Meatball
04-22-2002, 04:32 PM
This one has been around longer than most. I found an explanation at <P>
http://www.pinenet.com/~rooster/hasid2.html#HASID2-Q8 <P>
"NO! According to urban legend, this silly rumor got started in the ghettos of Europe, where some people saw the four-cornered garments with fringes (which do have a hole in the middle for the head) hanging on the wash line. They didn't know what they were for, so their imaginations took over...
Hasidism -- and Judaism in general -- regards sex as a natural and beautiful thing, so long as it remains between spouses in privacy. The fact that Hasidim tend to have a lot of children should tell you that we have nothing against sex! We do, however, object to seeing intimate moments and bare bodies in movies and billboards, because we feel it cheapens something that is sacred and private. "





This message was edited by mortician on 4-23-02 @ 3:08 PM

ADF
04-22-2002, 04:39 PM
If you bronze their sideburns you can use 'em as backup corkscrews.

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HordeKing1
04-23-2002, 04:58 PM
I always got a kick out of that rumour.

Judaism regards marital sex as healthy, normal and the right of the woman (not the man.) - Rather egalitarian for so long ago.

The chasidm have many interesting (i.e. wacky) traditions. That practice is not one of them.

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Captain Rooster
04-23-2002, 05:15 PM
How do they feel about "dutch ovens?"

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HordeKing1
04-23-2002, 05:21 PM
Better than the dirty sanchez

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Sheeplovr
04-24-2002, 09:17 AM
they should

I would

all i need is a sheet and a girl and some siccors and Some goggles and a lab coat

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Tall_James
04-26-2002, 08:09 PM
They have the coolest hats.

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cardinal gaine
04-27-2002, 11:15 AM
hk:
wHY DOES aL DUKES have his head so far up his ass.

HordeKing1
04-27-2002, 04:51 PM
I think Al might be into having sex through a sheet so as to avoid any contact with women. After all, women have "cooties." ;)

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