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Thomas2112
04-23-2002, 05:11 PM
This Robert Henson at first I thought he was out of his mind and I thought it was funny that Ron was making funny of him...but now it seems as if he is freaking Ron out.

IkeaBoy
04-23-2002, 05:16 PM
At first I was laughing how bad he was ("Did someone get a deformed hand, burnt hand, break their hand, sprain their wrist, got a bit of a chill") now it's gotten kind of weird.
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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 4-23-02 @ 10:05 PM

irishkb
04-23-2002, 05:16 PM
Yeah Ron is fucking going out of his mind right now... just listen to his voice...
but the best was, i have a bat under the table now.. you're kidding right....

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Thomas2112
04-23-2002, 05:17 PM
Yes...very creepy. Now the whole thing with the clothes and the bat. Holy crap!!! I think Fez is freaking out but not saying anything.

jamesdiggy
04-23-2002, 05:20 PM
I don't buy it, I think Ron is working him. He's agreeing way too much way too quickly.

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IkeaBoy
04-23-2002, 05:24 PM
That's what I was thinking first (and still kind of do) james because Opie did say that Ron is hard to read and you must wonder how such a guy who was so poor earlier (didn't realize that Rosario is an RO sound) suddenly gets everything so perfectly. I actually came back to edit that into my original post but you posted first.

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Thomas2112
04-23-2002, 05:25 PM
I thought Fez and the fiance was a joke.

duckhouse
04-23-2002, 05:26 PM
LOL! Fez has the Niagra Falls, Ontario, Canda connection with an empty wedding dress for his fiancee. This is one of the best bits in a while. <P>

Yeah Guy?
04-23-2002, 05:26 PM
Ronnie is jobbing this guy...it's so obvious! He said his Dad was a horse jockey!!!

CuzBum
04-23-2002, 05:31 PM
I BOUGHT IT, I FEEL LIKE PUNCHIN' MYSELF.

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loophole
04-23-2002, 05:34 PM
This is a job, it reminds me of Triple H's job to Hogan this weekend.


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ADF
04-23-2002, 05:40 PM
I can't believe you guys bought any of this.

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IkeaBoy
04-23-2002, 05:46 PM
Back to what a hack he is (and I didn't believe him, I really thought Ron was fooling him, I DID), he IS doing what Ron said he would- ask the most likely, generic things. Breast Cancer, Fire, Cop in the family and when those fails he makes it more generic(England --> Europe, Navy --> Armed Services, spreading Pennsylvania from caller to caller).

Also if Ron was telling the truth and he does all that charity work and Fez doesn't- what a selfish bastard Fez is.

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Thomas2112
04-23-2002, 05:47 PM
I think that if they were f'ing with him...they would have had Iris or Kenny Allan call in. I really think they are freaking out.

IkeaBoy
04-23-2002, 05:51 PM
I think that if they were f'ing with him...they would have had Iris or Kenny Allan call in.Don't you think he would have caught on if they were saying the in studio saying the words of the people on the phone?

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sleepyeyed_Jynx
04-23-2002, 05:51 PM
You guys can't be buying this!

Ron kept saying "yes" way to quickly and kept sighing out of disgust. The guy kept fumbling and trying to make a connection through small details and blind inferences. When he called out the Niagra Falls refrence, I almost peed my pants laughing and had to grab my sides because they were so sore.



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MARC DADDY
04-23-2002, 05:58 PM
RONNIE MADE THIS GUY LOOK LIKE A TOTAL TOOL!! <P>
GOOD JOB <P>

ag
04-23-2002, 05:59 PM
First off is this guys lsat name Handson or Henson, cause I tried both names and none of them work for his site. Secondly this guy sounds impressive, The things he was poping out about Ron and fez made my jaw drop!

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cheezeemee
04-23-2002, 06:04 PM
At first I bought it but that's because ron was buying it. Now I think that this guy was too busy trying to get the words he wanted to hear out of ron's mouth. He's a Tool!

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IkeaBoy
04-23-2002, 06:05 PM
it's HANSEN
<a href="http://www.roberthansen.net/">Here's</a> the site

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Dr. Klahn
04-23-2002, 06:11 PM
My ribs hurt from laughing at Ronie tooling on that guy.

He just got jobbed.

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QuickStop
04-23-2002, 06:14 PM
i was going back and forth with the whole thing. one thing id buy, and the next id be laughing hesitantly just in case it was true. but when ron said his dad was a horse jockey, i was rolling on the floor <P>

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THERAVEN
04-23-2002, 06:14 PM
I am kind of freaked, the caller that he said had a Pennsylvania link had the same name as my wife and her parents live there and they had 2 of their children pass as infants. Is it possible he read me?
I'm very serious.

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Captain Rooster
04-23-2002, 06:17 PM
Robert Henson, isn't he a fucking Muppet or something?

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The Loon
04-23-2002, 07:31 PM
Ron, radio genius that he is, totally tooled that guy <P>

ag
04-23-2002, 07:41 PM
One thing is for sure I wanted to set up an appointment for this guy but its fucking expensive:

For a one to one with Robert the price is $300.00 for one half hour.(To
include an additional person add $100.00 to the price)

1 hour reading with Robert one to one is $500.00 ($100.00 will be
charged for each additional sitter)

FAMILY RATES

A couple looking for a child that has passed the price is $400.00 for
one hour.

For a family of up to 5 people, the price is $650.00 for one hour. Family readings should consist of immediate family only: siblings, parents and or children.



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JustJon
04-24-2002, 12:35 PM
I keep seeing the World Trade Center...
No shit, Sherlock. You're in New York. Everyone knew someone who died in the WTC bombing. I loved how R&F were quick to jump in and comment or make up details about their lives to f with the guy.

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