guys, who understands them?

[AngelAmy]

guys always bitch about how they cant understand women, now its our turn

why the FUCK cant men just say what's on their minds, they always find some twisted assbackwards way of saying what they want to say and i NEVER understand what it is theyre trying to say

is it really that hard to speak english when youre expressing yourseleves men?

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[Jackie Sloan]

Well it depends, y'know the situation dictates the response. Remember most times it's six of one or a half dozen of the other. Truth is, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Or as my dead Uncle Bill likes to say, if your Aunt had balls she'd be your Uncle. Is that clear enough?























Well Ronnie, I know anything I do is alright with me.
Billy Staples 4-22-2002

[fatty]

guys are real easy to understand. we can't explain what we're thinking because 95% of the time we're not thinking anything.

girls are the ones who play all the games with not talking or being mad without telling us. if a guy is mad we just go, hey we're mad because of this.
a girl gets mad and it's fucking mission impossible figuring out why.

don't analyze us, there's nothing to analyze. we want food, sex, sleep, and our sports teams to win in that order. and don't ask us so many questions, we hate answering questions.

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I love it when they call me big poppa.
I only smoke blunts if they roll proppa.

[synthfiend]

Chris Rock said it best. Food, sex, silence. Feed me, fuck me, and shut the fuck up. The reason it's so hard for men to say what they mean when it comes to the emotional crap is because we were never shown how to do it. Therefore we CAN'T. So we're like apes explaining calculus. You want us to expound on a subject we were never taught how to handle effectively. Love sucks SO much ass.

Aw damn. Was that me?

[AngelAmy]

we want food, sex, sleep, and our sports teams to win in that order.

wow fatty looks like we want the same things



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[fatty]

nice amy. see, some of us aren't that hard to understand.

oh yeah, the sport team winning thing comes first when it's the playoffs.

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I love it when they call me big poppa.
I only smoke blunts if they roll proppa.

[wilee]

Also, we have to tread lightly when talking to women, lest we offend them. If we offend them, we can likely scratch #2 off the list. So it's less ambiguity, and more "political correctness"

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[AngelAmy]

i agree fatty
but if its the yanks they always come first

i can fuck during my favorite show but i cant keep my eyes off a baseball game

and wilee i dunno bout anyone else, but it takes a lot to offend me
i can take anything you got to dish out

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[wilee]

i can take anything you got to dish outToo bad most women aren't like that. Many will over-analyze things, and if a guy says something as a joke that they take the wrong way, BAM! Hence, we tread lightly....

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[opm * chick]

Too bad most women aren't like that. Many will over-analyze things, and if a guy says something as a joke that they take the wrong way, BAM! Hence, we tread lightly....

*sigh* I used to be exactly like that

now I just don't give a shit.


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[Gvac]

I'm not wearing any pants right now.


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[erole]

there are men out there who do speak their minds, who do say what they feel, who can sweep a girl off their feet, make her feel so weightless that they rise above earthly skies to be embraced by angels in a heaven of love, comfort, and serenity. <P>
...of course they are getting fuckin' killed off one by one by women who take advantage, fuck with their minds, and strip away the kindness they once had by stomping on their hearts. <P>
...notice any hostility? <P>




(mom says signatures are of the devil)

[brodieman]

sorry amy but you gals are awful, all you do is mess with our heads, you cant make up your mind about anything, you choose the dicks over the good guys, and you cant drive :P <P>

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Hardcore till the day I die...
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Smells like...Victory.

[DroopyGirl]

choose the dicks over the good guys


Guess I've made the wrong choice too...

j/k sweetie ::kiss::

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