On Italian Americans...

[Pootertoot]

Being an Italian American, I can say that we are evil, hateful people. We may have giant penises, but most of them are tangled in hair and are greasy and smelly (mine is bathed in the purest virgin olive oil nightly, dried with the feathers of a dove and lightly powdered by a purebred Guamish midget)

The good thing is, if we had a chance to unite as a people and take over the world, we'd waste it washing our cars and growing more chest hair.

Why are there no italian cheerleaders?
They stick to the floor when they do splits.

Why are an Italian girl and a hockey team alike?
They both change their pads after three periods.

How do you know when an Italian girl is on her period?
She's missing a sock.

So this Italian American bill should be passed, if they know what's good for them. We know people.

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This message was edited by Pootertoot on 5-14-01 @ 12:27 PM

[ScottBaio]

Instead of protesting a perfectly good show like the Sopranos, people should be campaigning to bring back shows that painted a more wholesome image of Italian-Americans, like a show about a young college student who takes care of three young children and doesn't use any of them to run numbers.

I still got it.

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[Angelo from da Bronx]

Screw that cunty woman. She's just trying to draw attention to herself so she can be thought of as a major politician.

[PanterA]

I WANT HER WACKED!!!!!!!!!!

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[skullcrush]

let me tell ya,pootertoot is kinda right.i see it in my family all the time.italians are the worst people on gods green earth.even worse then the germans.

"all i want in this world is freedom and roastbeef"
-crazy lady from h.b.o

[PanterA]

hey catholics killed 10 times more people then the germans. i think they called it the renaissance

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This message was edited by PanterA on 5-15-01 @ 12:11 AM

[stugots]

In the words of Anthony, "STUPID FRIGGIN TWAT!!"

Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in!

[erinmoran]

What about that other good show , scott about the girl who marries into an italian american family..moves to the windy city and forms a *eh heh heh* band...


*ring a bell*

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[erinmoran]

haw haw haw..ahem..."theres something magic in the way you hold me in your eyes..no one ever warned me...eh hah hah...love takes you by surprise...."

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This message was edited by erinmoran on 5-15-01 @ 10:11 AM

[Pootertoot]

What if Joanie and Chachi teamed up with that other music culture revolution... "The Zack Attack"?

FRIENDS FOREVER! ALWAYS WE'LL BE FRIENDS!

That's songwriting, my friend.

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[JustJon]

Don't you people have a pope to tell you to go out and whack thousands of people?


And erin, try using sigs that are 300x100

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[skullcrush]

naa hes polish,he dont use the word wack

"all i want in this world is freedom and roastbeef"
-crazy lady from h.b.o

[Heroin Bob]

Hey Pootertoot, that sounded like a lyric from the Bill and Ted cartoon theme when they were on Fox. "Friends forever, they'll stay together...it's bill and ted's excellent adventures, a most bodacious, courageous team...cruising into time"

call me king dork!

[girl germs]

heroin boop, you're a king dork! there, i said it.

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[girl germs]

boop, boob, bob...whatever.

i need more sleep.

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[Pootertoot]

Heroin Bob's a damn good guy in my book if he remembers the theme to something as obscure as the Bill & Ted cartoon show.

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[sunndoggy8]

Personally I thought The Zack Attack had mad potential...but they totally are not as good as the band from California Dreams!

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[erinmoran]

ZACK ATTACK??.....what the heck is that??!.....i prefer kid video

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[Pootertoot]

Zack Attack was one of the many bands featured prominently on the masterfully crafted drama/comedy about the lives of angst-ridden teens and their trials and tribulations known to many as "Saved By The Bell", aired in over 70 countries, known in Italy as "Ragazze Giovani Nelle Cose Che Sono Stretto" (Translation: "Young Girls In Tight Things")

Some other bands include the singing sensation, true predecessors to today's modern female girl power trios, the Jesse-Kelly-Lisa group "The Hot Sundaes", singing "Go For It", whose lyrics are remniscent of such bands/singers as Rush and Tom Waits for their storytelling quality. An example:

Put Your Mind To It,
Go For It,
Come on and break a sweat!
Rock and Roll it,
You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet!


As you can see, any linking of you with such a televised showcase of incredible musical talent is a compliment of the highest regard.

I'm so excited...I'm so excited...I'm so...scared!

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[JustJon]

i prefer kid video
If you really preferred it, you would have spelled it right. ;)

Kidd Video

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[The Joker]

I'm Italian myself and Italian girls are the ONLY girls that can be in the mob, so you better watch what ya say. Ya hear me! Gotti is my uncle. Yousonmabitch!
LOL

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[erinmoran]

Is gotti dead yet?...what about the useless Screech? :)

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