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SOLESS
04-26-2002, 09:16 AM
give me some good ones

Ryan the Great
04-26-2002, 09:18 AM
"hey do you want to just go have sex because im just gonna tell everyone we did anyway"



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JustinR
04-26-2002, 09:24 AM
nice shoes. wanna fuck?

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Ryan the Great
04-26-2002, 09:26 AM
"you have 296 bones in your body, how about one more"

(i dont know the correct number of bones but you get the idea)

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JerryTaker
04-26-2002, 10:38 AM
"Hi, I post the same thread in multiple topics"

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Ryan the Great
04-26-2002, 10:41 AM
"Hi, I post the same thread in multiple topics"

lmfao

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JustJon
04-26-2002, 10:44 AM
You know what would look good on you? Me!


ok, one more...

Hey baby, wanna go back to my place, order a pizza and screw?

(If she says no) What? You don't like pizza?

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Jennitalia
04-26-2002, 10:46 AM
Hey baby, wanna go back to my place, order a pizza and screw?



of course, you can only use that line when mom and dad aren't home, right baby? ;)

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jestah
04-26-2002, 11:05 AM
The word of the day is legs...what do ya say we go back to my place and spread the word

...and...

Have any {insert ethnicity here} in ya? (If she says no)Want some? (or if she says yes) Want some more?

BrandonKattel
04-26-2002, 11:14 AM
if your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas... how bout me spending some time between the holidays


it works i swear!

Jackie Sloan
04-26-2002, 11:30 AM
...this is my christmas tatoo(left inner thigh)...this is my new years tatoo(right inner thigh)...watsay I fit ya in between the holidays!

hey...I didn't say it was ok no nooo......

Knocked
04-26-2002, 12:21 PM
of course, you can only use that line when mom and dad aren't home, right baby?
that's funny :)

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JustJon
04-26-2002, 12:37 PM
of course, you can only use that line when mom and dad aren't home, right baby?


that's funny


fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. who's next? :p

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Ryan the Great
04-26-2002, 12:40 PM
i love knocked's sig pic.lmao.

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Havenostaples
04-26-2002, 12:45 PM
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Jennitalia
04-26-2002, 12:46 PM
fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. who's next? :p


it's funny cuz it's true :)

jon, dont you have anything more constructive to do, like enforcing the sig pic size rule?


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ag
04-26-2002, 03:12 PM
OK I thought something was up, I though I was seeing doubles, then I relized I was! Why do you insist on spamming this board? You really shouldnt post things twice, especially one minute appart from each other. <A HREF=http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=75&Topic=12254&RequestTimeout=50>LOOK HERE!!</A> <P>

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A.J.
04-26-2002, 03:16 PM
fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. who's next? :p <P>
That sounds like a great pickup line! I think I'll give it a try! :) <P>

Noellevious
04-26-2002, 04:07 PM
who's next?


Me!! :)

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Se7en
04-26-2002, 04:19 PM
I've found that "Get in the car, bitch, this fucking thing is really loaded" works pretty well.

And I've had good success with "No, really, your mommy told me to pick you up today."

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ag
04-26-2002, 07:12 PM
Another great pick up line works well when your "Standing at attention" go up to a chick, point at it and say "What are we gonna do about this?"It worked for Jay Morh, it should work for you!

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CrazyClare
04-28-2002, 10:44 AM
my all time fav.
is that a keg in your pants? cause i wanna tap that ass.

or how do you like your eggs in the morning? scrambeled, fried or fertilized?
and not olny is this thread in different topics weve already dont it. I believe the thread was started by ice cream girl

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Ryan the Great
04-28-2002, 11:01 AM
I've found that "Get in the car, bitch, this fucking thing is really loaded" works pretty well.

And I've had good success with "No, really, your mommy told me to pick you up today."

lmfao. wow se7en i bet you have a different date every night with those lines.

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shadowsmythe
05-07-2002, 09:29 AM
This one is similar to ryan's : I'm gonna have sex with you tonite, you might as well be there. And se7en, if that get's old, this one works: If you ever want to see your kid alive again, you'll put it in your mouth! Bitch is optional.

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Michael Fury
05-07-2002, 09:36 AM
Yo baby, that dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.

Gwen
05-07-2002, 12:34 PM
"Hi, I post the same thread in multiple topics"


Damn it Jerry, You beat me to it!

But seriously folks, my Fave is:' Fuck me if I'm wrong but isnt your name (insert random unlikely name of person of that sex)"

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Captain Rooster
05-07-2002, 12:44 PM
I like your ass, can I wear it as a hat?

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