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catpower1818
05-02-2002, 08:03 AM
we'll have to shrink mr. Bush

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furie
05-02-2002, 08:29 AM
what makes sweet melissa think she can protect the president?


did i miss something


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fatty
05-02-2002, 08:45 AM
did i miss something


yeah i guess i was with furie cause i dont get it

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BrandonKattel
05-02-2002, 08:46 AM
Nah, she said she would have to protect the children instead

irishkb
05-02-2002, 08:47 AM
wnew is running a commercial for the secret service and were talking about it on air last nite... sweet melissa called up and said maybe she protect the president....

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french bread pizza
05-02-2002, 08:51 AM
^^^ he summed it up pretty well

melissa's beauty would be the only weapon she needed....dare she speak we would be on the verge of a war

i have nothing witty to add.

Grand Master B
05-02-2002, 08:53 AM
She can protect me any day <P>

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Sheeplovr
05-02-2002, 09:28 AM
anyways Granny has Robots Freinds to help her so its okay



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catpower1818
05-02-2002, 12:53 PM
thank you irishkb... you saved me the trouble of explaining it. gradmaster B- I couldn't aggree more. I'm so glad they found her again! <P>

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zathrus
05-02-2002, 12:57 PM
why not, as long as she is a good shot, then i say go for it.

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Michael Fury
05-02-2002, 01:00 PM
Wasn't Marilyn Monroe hired to protect Jack Kennedy?

DarkHippie
05-02-2002, 01:41 PM
melissa can use the power of Science!

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Gvac
05-02-2002, 01:55 PM
I'm convinced that woman can do pretty much anything.


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PanterA
05-02-2002, 03:05 PM
She would hypnotize the evil doers with her moaning powers. Then kick them all in the nuts.

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catpower1818
05-02-2002, 05:50 PM
women CAN do anything! you have made me see the error of my question.

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comes along, the sarongs come
off." -if you don't understand this, read a book!

Pootertoot
05-03-2002, 06:39 AM
anyways Granny has Robots Freinds to help her so its okay

Oil Can?

And obviously the Secret Service has not caught a glimpse of the average WNEW listener. Unless they want to protect the president with sheer girth...or retard power.

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THERAVEN
05-03-2002, 06:48 AM
I think she would do a great job, I've said it before and I'll say it again I'm behind Melissa all the way...(or maybe thats just my fantasy?...:))

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