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BuckNutty
05-03-2002, 07:57 AM
This site has a jail rape test to figure out how long you would last in the joint, it says I would make it 15 days and I am worth a few of cartons of cigs and a couple of porno mags let me know how you guys do ...
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12 days for me and I'm worth 3 cartons of smokes and 2 pornos.
TrailerTrash
05-03-2002, 08:27 AM
great! it said i wouldn't last 5 minutes :( and i'm worth a case of smokes and a stack of porn.
i'm such a biatch!
... look what i just done said ...
DarkHippie
05-03-2002, 09:38 AM
10 days, 4 cartons, and 3 porns .. . i hope i only get 9 days in the pen
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Earth2RON
05-03-2002, 09:57 AM
it would take you 7 days to become Bubba's Bitch!
you are worth 4 cartons of cigarettes and 3 porn mags!
if thats all it takes no one will be getting my ass.ill be holding out for the highest bidder
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Yerdaddy
05-03-2002, 12:41 PM
20 days
3 cartons and 2 porno mags
Those guys don't know a choice piece of ass when they see it!
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minimaltastik
05-03-2002, 01:46 PM
lol - mine said "you shouldn't have any trouble running the jail yard"
if you were - in my heart - i'd surely - not break you, if you were beside me - and my love could take you, i'd keep you - in safety - for ever - protect you, i'll hide you - away from - the world you - rejected
i'll hide you.
Fallon
05-03-2002, 01:55 PM
Six days and I'm worth four cartons of smokes and three porno magazines.
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Ryan the Great
05-03-2002, 01:59 PM
16 days, im worth 3 cartons of cigs and 2 porno mags.
i know my hot man ass is worth more then that. cheap bastards.
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irishkb
05-03-2002, 02:07 PM
it said it would take 30 days for me to be bubba's bitch but alas i was only worth 2 cartons and 1 porno mag..
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chefpitt
05-03-2002, 02:37 PM
32 days till I'm bubba's Bitch
and i'm only worth 1 cartoon of smokes.......
It should just say i'm ass candy.......
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erole
05-03-2002, 06:53 PM
60 days 'til I'm bubbas bitch
that would translate to 60 days of praying to god, and after, cursing him out.
(mom says signatures are of the devil)
ROMEO
05-03-2002, 07:00 PM
Ten days 4 cartons & 3 porno mags, I'm fighting you all the way Bubba.
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Orallo
05-03-2002, 07:23 PM
31 days and 1 carton of smokes.
Am I not attractive anymore???
I must be loosing my touch.
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Yerdaddy
05-03-2002, 07:36 PM
great! it said i wouldn't last 5 minutes and i'm worth a case of smokes and a stack of porn.
I think I got my bitch picked out. Who's willing to smuggle in sigs and porn to me in exchange for sloppy seconds?
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Brick Jesus
05-05-2002, 07:24 PM
Woohoo!! I shouldn't have any problem running the jailyard!!! Just to be safe though, if I ever have to do time, I'm hanging myself with my shoelaces anyway.
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ChrisTheCop
05-05-2002, 07:41 PM
24 days, 2 cartons, 1 magazine...thats if no one finds out my member name. shhhh.
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10 days and I'm worth four cartons and three dirty magazines. Of course, that's only because I have a perty mouth.
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Gmann
05-05-2002, 11:39 PM
mine said I wouldnt last 5 minutes and am worth 2 packs and a stack of pornos......
great...from now on Im NEVER EVER going to attempt to cmmit a crime!
In a world of lies it is the man who tells the truth who must be silenced!
zathrus
05-06-2002, 04:40 PM
I wouldn't last 5 minutes!!!!!
and i'm worth a carton of cigs
and a stack of porno mags!
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"It would take you 27 day's to become Bubba's bitch!"
"You are worth 2 cartons of cigs. and a porno mag"
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CaptClown
05-06-2002, 05:34 PM
I got 26 day. I am worth 1 carton of cigarettes and 1 porno mag.
I feel so cheap.:(
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AppleBoy
05-06-2002, 05:50 PM
It would take you 24 days to become Bubba's bitch.
You are worth 2 cartons of cigarettes and a porno mag!
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