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ChrisTheCop
05-04-2002, 09:53 PM
Cinco de Mayo, although not Mexican Independence day, is a very imortant holiday that should be celebrated by Mexicans and Americans alike. The short history goes a little something like this...On May 5, 1862, France tried to invade an already independent Mexico, and claim it as their own. Somehow, the tattered and heavily outnumbered Mexican army was able to defend themselves against the highly trained, enormous French army. With the eventual help of the U.S. (Union) army, the French were soundly defeated and chased back to Europe. Obvious big deal for Mexico, but why should Americans care? Several historians believe that once the French had succesfully conquered Mexico, they would head north, easily taking territory as they went. America was involved in a fierce inner battle at the time (a little thing I like to call the Civil War), and we may not have been able to stop them. At the very least, the outcome of our own war might have been very different. So, although it's mainly a holiday we stole from Mexico, it's a part of our own history too...Oh yeah, plus it's another reason to get drunk off your asses, so...HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO EVERYBODY!!

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Lulu
05-04-2002, 10:13 PM
France tried to invade an already independent Mexico, and claim it as their own.
your kidding right? those pussies tried to take something over? i can't believe it...

anyway, happy cinco de mayo my friends!

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Christy
05-04-2002, 10:22 PM
Thanks for the great history lesson! I am now smarter! ;-)

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sexy bastard
05-04-2002, 10:50 PM
damn and think i was gonna drink on saturday

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cheezeemee
05-04-2002, 10:53 PM
Happy 5 de Mayo! Chris that was cool. Dos XX's anyone?


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legroommusic
05-05-2002, 12:59 AM
Happy cinco de mayo. Y'know, you're cinco de mayo could be happier if you went to carolines around 2:00 pm or so and caught my act. I got one or two funny jokes...

I'm still pretty cool.

Gvac
05-05-2002, 02:58 AM
I'll celebrate anything that involves the thrashing of the French.


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gameguy
05-05-2002, 08:51 AM
happy thinko de mayo. (i've go t a lisp) :)
btw, the only good thing about the french is St. Barthelemey in the French West Indies!

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JerseyRich
05-05-2002, 09:49 AM
Juan es guapo....

See I am spanish...Happy Cinco de Mayo!

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synthfiend
05-05-2002, 11:06 AM
Me tocadisco esta descompuesto, y chupa mi pinga. Hispanic women are arguably the most beautiful on the planet.

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ChrisTheCop
05-05-2002, 02:10 PM
Update..I did a little more research, and found out that the Mexican army was only 4,000 members strong, and beat a French army of well over 8, 000. Also, to that point, ,the French army had not been defeated in over 50 years. Umm..ok, I think I know everything I need to know about why I'll be lying in a pool of my own vomit tomorrow morning. Si Ya!! ( get it? see ya, but instead I said "si"..because..oh forget it)

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AppleBoy
05-05-2002, 04:05 PM
I got a Corona going. Hope everyone else is enjoing the day as well.

Lulu
05-05-2002, 04:09 PM
can anyone tell me how to say "the french are pussies" in spanish?

hope ya'll are have a great and fun cinco de mayo! :)

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thankyou sooo much to Earth2Ron for making it and Gameguy for figuring it out.

Ryan the Great
05-05-2002, 04:38 PM
can anyone tell me how to say "the french are pussies" in spanish

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