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Gmann

05-05-2002, 10:38 PM

cause its late and Im bored :

1) you go to a bar with your friends, after buying round after round your friend gets the buy-back....Does it count as his round ?
2)You're at your friends house, you have to shit.....do you or do you hold it to save your friendship?
3)Have you ever had the urge to beat a child in a public place?
4)Would you sacrifice yourself for a friend?
5) Have you ever worn the same underwear more than once during the week?
6)Ever have sex with a person you find repulsive?
7)Ever brutally murder someone?
8)If you go out to a bar more than 3 times a week....does that make you an alcoholic?
9)Ever think about faking you own death to see wo would attend your wake/ funeral ?
10) You have one week to live.....what do you do with your time left?

Just another reason to make you people look at me weird....and yes...I am mental

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cheezeemee

05-06-2002, 12:20 AM

1. Yes
2. Don't hold it
3. Yes at the movies!
4. Yes (and expect nothing in return)
5. Boxers yes
6. Yes ( I gotta get mine)
7. Yes (GTA3)
8. Nope (they have other drinks don't they?)
9. Yes
10. Ill tell you next week
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Fallon

05-06-2002, 12:48 AM

1. I don't drink.
2. Wouldn't do it.
3. Some kid started crying at Spider-man and got me angry, but then later in the movie when blood was dripping he went "eww" and the crowd all laughed.
4. Damn straight.
5. I'm doing that now!
6. Nope.
7. Well this onetime... Err I mean no.
8. I don't drink.
9. Daily
10. See family then get laid the next 6 days.

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Gvac

05-06-2002, 02:50 AM

1) Absolutely not
2) If he's truly a friend, bombs away
3) Yes
4) Of course
5) God forbid
6) Nope
7) Not yet
8) Not at all
9) No
10) Throw a big farewell bash with all those I care about attending

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A.J.

05-06-2002, 04:55 AM

1) No
2) Guy friend - Yes; Girl friend - No
3) Absolutely
4) Yes
5) Only when it was my last pair
6) Yes - it was the booze's fault.
7) Not yet
8) God I hope not
9) Yep
10) Pay off all bills, make sure will is up to date, say goodbye to friends and family, call escort service.

Arienette

05-06-2002, 05:18 AM

1 - i wouldnt think it counted, but i'd never say anything
2 - hold
3 - yes
4 - yes
5 - no
6 - no
7 - the word brutal is so subjective...
8 - only if you're going alone
9 - certainly
10 - make sure everyone i love knows exactly how i feel about them, massive orgy, big ass farewell party

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AngelAmy

05-06-2002, 05:36 AM

i have 10 stupid questions...

1)Where is Joe Poo?
2)Where is Joe Poo?
3)Where is Joe Poo?
4)Where is Joe Poo?
5)Where is Joe Poo?
6)Where is Joe Poo?
7)Where is Joe Poo?
8)Where is Joe Poo?
9)What happened to Joe Poo?
10)When is Joe Poo coming back?

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Jennitalia

05-06-2002, 06:00 AM

1. No
2. save the friendship, hold the poopie
3. Yes
4. depends on the friend
5. no
6. yes
7. not yet
8. of course not! :)
9. nope. i know the people who matter most will come.
10. throw a goodbye to Jennitalia party

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furie

05-06-2002, 06:24 AM

good thread

1 yes
2 take the dump there
3 yes, restaurants
4 yes
5 yes
6 no, i have high standards
7 brutally? no
8 no, that makes you a college student
9 yes
10 write

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Doogie

05-06-2002, 07:11 AM

1) you go to a bar with your friends, after buying round after round your friend gets the buy-back....Does it count as his round ?

Abolutly not, he still has to BUY the next round. I have a few cheap MF'rs try and skate there way around that one more than once...stick to your guns and make em buy the next one
3)Have you ever had the urge to beat a child in a public place?

Last time I went to Disney World and saw some kid mouthing off to his mother...I wanted to smack the living crap out of him

8)If you go out to a bar more than 3 times a week....does that make you an alcoholic?

Not unless you utter the phrase "I have a problem, I have two beers and only one mouth"

10) You have one week to live.....what do you do with your time left?

I dont have to worry about this one, cause I live EVERYDAY like it is my last, so this way I never have any regrets...

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JerryTaker

05-06-2002, 07:16 AM

1) only if I'm too drunk to notice
2) I can never crunch unless I'm home...
3) constantly
4)I'd sacrifice myself out of boredom....
5)Probably
6)Like I have a choice?
7)came close once....
8)Alcoholics go to meetings...
9)It's all I think about, that and #3....
10)every woman I can get my fat, grubby hands on....

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nellie

05-06-2002, 08:23 AM

1)never went to a bar
2)no
3)yes
4)yes, always
5)no
6)i'm a virgin
7)not yet...
8)yes it does
9)yes
10)i would spend as much time as i possibly could with my close friends and i would go out to california

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Poison Ivy

05-06-2002, 08:23 AM

7)Ever brutally murder someone?

"Brutal's a very subjective word. I mean what's brutal to one person might be totally reasonable to somebody else" ;)

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angrymissy

05-06-2002, 09:27 AM

1) nope, but if they're broke its ok

2) If I cannot shit at their house, they are not my friend

3) Everytime I go out in public there are at least 3 screaming children and their parents that I would like to massacre

4) Sure

5) I do this often. I'm gross like that

6) Nope

7) nope

8) It depends on how much you are drinking at said bar, and if you are also drinking when you're not at the bar

9) Sure.

10) Take a nice poop, and make sure my cats will be taken care of.

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ADF

05-06-2002, 02:41 PM

1) Yes, although I don't know what a "buyback" is
2) Yes, take the dump
3) No
4) No, not my life, anyways
5) Yes, after a wash
6) Yes, fat chick
7) Not brutally
8) I sure hope not
9) Only to avoid creditors
10) Go to the beach, have sex, and relax

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fatty

05-06-2002, 03:27 PM

Brutal's a very subjective word. I mean what's brutal to one person might be totally reasonable to somebody else"

so i married an axe murderer

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Gaia

05-06-2002, 03:59 PM

1) NO
2) NO
3) YES
4) NO
5) NO
6) YES
7) YES
8) NO
9) HELL YES
10) I would tell everyone I despise to go fuck themselves, then I would try and do as many things as possible on my "List"......

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zathrus

05-06-2002, 04:06 PM

1. i don't know. i usually don't
have to buy.
2.shit, if they are your friendsd,
they will know what to expect.
3. yes, not that i would do
anything other than spank them.
4. yes, depending on how close
we are.
5. yes, but i do laundry often
6. no, but i think he's repulsive
now.
7. no
8. yes
9. no
10. spend it with those that i love
and try to have as much fun as i
can.

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Gmann

05-06-2002, 05:42 PM

"Brutal's a very subjective word. I mean what's brutal to one person might be totally reasonable to somebody else"

you know I only asked that question cause you were the only one I knew who would get it.....girl after my own heart .......

In a world of lies it is the man who tells the truth who must be silenced!

This message was edited by Gmann on 5-6-02 @ 10:43 PM

Orallo

05-06-2002, 07:52 PM

1) you go to a bar with your friends, after buying round after round your friend gets the buy-back....Does it count as his round ?

Of course, I dont care who pays when I'm with friends.

2)You're at your friends house, you have to shit.....do you or do you hold it to save your friendship?

I will shit, but if I'm in a particularly playful mood, I might pull an "upperdecker" (you know, when you lift the cover of the water tank and shit IN IT) the stink will drive your friend nuts for days, trying to find where its coming from... Loads of fun!!!

3)Have you ever had the urge to beat a child in a public place?

Yes, everytime I see one.

4)Would you sacrifice yourself for a friend?

For a good friend, I would most definetly consider it.

5) Have you ever worn the same underwear more than once during the week?

is that wrong??? I'm sorry I have to claim ignorance on this one, I didnt know this was frowned upon...

6)Ever have sex with a
person you find repulsive?

Yeah, everytime I have to jerk off

7)Ever brutally murder someone?

Not yet.

8)If you go out to a bar more than 3 times a week....does that make you an alcoholic?

No, but I think that if you stay at home and drink your self to sleep, alone every night you are not an alcoholic either, so what do I know???

9)Ever think about faking you own death to see wo would attend your wake/ funeral ?

NO, thats sick, and insecure.

10) You have one week to live.....what do you do with your time left?

Maybe, plant a tree, write a book and have a child... Or maybe I would just try heroin for the first time, blow the little cash I got on hookers and go have dinner at my Moms the last night.

Thats my two cents...

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JerryTaker

05-07-2002, 05:55 AM

9) NO, thats sick, and insecure.

(looks at my answer...) hmm, check, and check....

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Poison Ivy

05-07-2002, 09:07 AM

you know I only asked that question cause you were the only one I knew who would get it

Yeah and I'm sure my remembering it had nothing to do with you buying me the movie :p

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JerseyRich

05-07-2002, 10:35 AM

1) No way sir!
2) Don't hold it...that could cause bad stomach problems! Its poison for god's sake!
3)nope
4)Absolutely...what are friends for?
5)Yes...not on purpose though...they smelled clean!
6)Nope...how could anyone?
7)Not lately
8)Yes
9)No...just thought about who would go...Not the faking part.
10)Skydive, Quit my job, have some nice hot threesomes, Marry Helen.

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Gmann

05-07-2002, 03:24 PM

Yeah and I'm sure my remembering it had nothing to do with you buying me the movie :p

hey....I only got it for you cause you are like one of the few females I know that can appreciate a film of such high caliber....plus I knew it would bring a smile to your face....which is the main reason I did it!

In a world of lies it is the man who tells the truth who must be silenced!

hepcat

05-09-2002, 06:24 AM

my stupid questions would be:
why is gmann an ass?
why is gmann an idiot?
why is gmann a liar?

Gmann

05-09-2002, 07:08 AM

my stupid questions would be:
why is gmann an ass?
why is gmann an idiot?
why is gmann a liar?

ummm.....who are you, do I know you and whats your problem? You got one...say it then my friend...

To answer your questions :

Why am I an ass? I never said I wasnt...I blame my poor upbringing

Why am I an ididot? see question #1

Why am I a liar? ummm who did I lie to and to what are you referring to my friend...anyone that knows me knows IM a bullshit artist....but if ya ask me a straight-up question....I ALWAYS answer honestly......

let me see if you respond to that........

In a world of lies it is the man who tells the truth who must be silenced!

Poison Ivy

05-09-2002, 07:32 AM

ÿhepcat Member since: ÿMay. 9, 2002 
My stupid question is why do people register new names to talk shit? Do it under your real name ass :) Have a nice day 

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Gmann

05-09-2002, 02:22 PM

hmmm....seven hours later....no answer.....thought so....SUCKAS GOTS TA KNOW!

at least do me a favor and answer my little survey..lol

awwww....Ivy rushed to my defense....Im touched!

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Poison Ivy

05-09-2002, 04:39 PM

You Im'ed me the link, tool :p

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Death Metal Moe

05-09-2002, 04:43 PM

JESUS! A FUCKING TEST? YOu think I have time to read all this shit? MAN! Keep it breif! But I'll usupend my usual crappy attitude, and answer your questions.

1. I don't go to bars with the few friends I have.

2.I go, and just warn my friend to not go in there.

3.Sure. Kids SUCK. And people drag their little bastard children EVERYWHERE! LEAVE THEM HOME!

4.Of Course.

5.Definetly. Are you for real? All the time.

6.No. Sorry.

7.No. Anyone who says the did is just trying to be wacky.

8.I don't go to bars. But it may, unless you just go there to hang with friends and NOT drink a lot everytime you're there.

9. Yes. But it's a very selfish idea to entertain. No one cares about you. The sooner you realize this, the sooner you can move on to bigger problems.

10. Quit my job. Give away all my belongings to my friends and loved ones, and play the drums all week until I slump over. Also, lot's of Prime Rib dinners. Maybe a hooker.

Are you happy now?

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Gmann

05-09-2002, 10:16 PM

yeah ....I IM'ed you the link cause I thought you knew who this person might be.......

In a world of lies it is the man who tells the truth who must be silenced!

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hepcat

06-26-2002, 11:16 AM

No attacks please - save it for email or IM - keep it outta hea'

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Captain Rooster

06-26-2002, 11:52 AM

1) you go to a bar with your friends, after buying round after round your friend gets the buy-back....Does it count as his round ?
No way
2)You're at your friends house, you have to shit.....do you or do you hold it to save your friendship?
Drop the deuce. It's not supposed to smell like roses. Real life: poo stinks.
3)Have you ever had the urge to beat a child in a public place?
Mine or another person's? Either way, yes.
4)Would you sacrifice yourself for a friend?
No Doubt
5) Have you ever worn the same underwear more than once during the week?
I change them only after the itching starts.
6)Ever have sex with a person you find repulsive?
Does my hand count?
7)Ever brutally murder someone?
No Comment
8)If you go out to a bar more than 3 times a week....does that make you an alcoholic?
I hope not
9)Ever think about faking you own death to see wo would attend your wake/ funeral ?
Only if I could jump out of the coffin and scream, "I GOT BETTER!"
10) You have one week to live.....what do you do with your time left?
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