So, this Old Guy Grabs my Ass....

[EQ]

I went to a Concert on Sunday afternoon. It was Classical Music ( Bach ), and held at a Church.

It was really warm inside, and since the piece was so long, people got up periodically to get some air.

Every time this old dude got up to walk past me..I had an aisle seat..he grabbed a different part of my body! My waist, my ass, my hair..
It was very quiet ...and I wasn't sure how to handle it. ( LOL ) I didn't want to leave because my friend was singing.

**I actually thought it was sort of funny, how he just thought he could get away with it. *** I didn't even get his number...


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Every time this old dude got up to walk past me..I had an aisle seat..he grabbed a different
part of my body!


gvac's pretty sly for an old guy.

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Let's go out and feel the night.

[Zipgun]

I went to a Concert on Sunday afternoon. It was Classical Music ( Bach ), and held at a Church.


If that was in Wayne PA, I was supposed to go to that, but I couldn't make it. My friend is the cellist for the Philadelphia Sinfonia. How was it?

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[Jennitalia]

those classical music concerts are way too wild. you're lucky you werent anally raped :)

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[JerryTaker]

you're lucky you werent anally raped

...with a tuba....

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[wilee]

Q.-

You should've punched him in his sack.

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[Aggie]

I think you should of hit him or said something (unless you were enjoying it) because that lets him think he can do it to other people. I for one HATE getting grabbed when I go out. It happens so often at clubs I don't really go to them anymore...I don't mean to get all deep on you but some guys need to get the sense KNOCKED back into them!

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[TomPoo]

I can't wait to get old and creepy

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[Jackie Sloan]

No offense Quinn, but since I was lucky enough to meet you at the halloween barcrawl, I can see where he's *ahem* coming from. Still wrong dirty old man!

Wanna have sex...uh sure...I wanna have it on the floor...uh, sure...just lemme put away these groceries first

[JerryTaker]

I can't wait to get old and creepy

It's not all it's cracked up to be, trust me...

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[Sheeplovr]

gvac's pretty sly for an old guy.




the post shoudl of ended there you cant top that


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[EQ]

I'm fairly certain it WASN'T Gvac...

( I would know those GAMS anywhere! )





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[fatty]

I can't wait to get old and creepy


you won't get old don't worry.


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[Tall_James]

you should have grabbed his nuts and squeezed them until he screamed. or just elbowed him in the face and said..."oops, did I do that?"

It always worked for Urkel.

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[Hosp]

The elderly have all the luck. First Depends under garments and now Quinn's ass? Damn!

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[Gvac]

Damn you, Fuzzybutt...stealing all my best lines!


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[ADF]

Maybe he didn't know what he was doing because he was high on the opiate of the masses.

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[Fallon]

Some dude grapped my sisters ass yesterday at a casino, her friend saw it and and chased him away.

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[AppleBoy]

You should have: <P>
a) punched the old corker in the nuts <P>
b) yelled 'RAPE!' <P>
c) told him to quit being a cheap bastard and go to a strip joint. <P>

[Orallo]

You should have stood up and yelled looking at him "20 bucks for a blowjob??? I'm worth at least 50, honey!!!"

That would have set him straight.



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[Earth2RON]

the next time a old guy grab your ass grab his wrinkled old sack and ask him how it feels!

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[Hosp]

He didn't just think he could get away with it, he did get away with it. He grabbed your ass and didn't get in trouble for it.

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[Pootertoot]

At least you didn't fall asleep. Then you might have found some old balls dragging their way across your face.

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