View Full Version : It's a chemical imbalance
erole
05-06-2002, 06:58 PM
Finally a way to let your problems roll off your back, and excuse them in a nice simple way.
According to the Law of Billy Staples, one can attribute all problems to chemical imbalance. I'd just like to say, that one time, when I lied to my principal and got out of expulsion from my school for destroying property...that was a chemical imbalance. It wasn't really me.
(my little brother broke my signature)
Ryan the Great
05-06-2002, 07:04 PM
pfft. i just blame all my mistakes and problems on Ryan the Bad. (my alter ego.)
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Ryan the Great
AntiFez
05-06-2002, 07:13 PM
Hi, I'm Andrea Yates. That whole tub thing...ha ha ha...it was just a chemical imbalance.
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His goofy gland is out of whack with his sobriety proteins.
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erinmoran
05-07-2002, 10:43 AM
...that was a chemical imbalance. It wasn't really me.
I used to steal tons of cash from my dad.....and he knew it...i shoulda use this excuse
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wilee
05-07-2002, 10:59 AM
Well, if all those complex carbs aren't helping him balance out the chemicals in his system, what will?
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