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PanterA
05-15-2001, 08:34 PM
Well, if you all didn't know I had and interview with Ron and Fez on Tuesday. I was really excited and couldn't wait to finally meet one of NYC greatest talk show hosts. So I get to the studio around 3:30pm. I didn't know that the security was so tight at WNEW. I can understand getting patted down and checking my ID, But I did find it strange that they had Fez do all the strip searches. I also didn't know that to make the person getting strip searched more comfortable, the person giving to strip search also gets naked. But what do I know? Like Fez reminded me, I never been strip searched before.
So after the "security Polaroid camera" ran out of film, I got a chance to meet the fabulous Al Dukes. Al was surprisingly a great guy. Real quite I thought at first but then someone told me I was talking to the coffee machine. They then lead me to Al Dukes and I realized that the coffee machine was more interesting.
I was Upset to find out that Dumpy wasn't their. I wanted to see how big his head actually is. Then I saw the head set Dumpy uses when he boxes women...lets just say if Fez were to put his legs through the ear holes, he could use it as a diaper.
So finally I get to meet Ron. Now Ron is the nicest guy you'll ever meet. I walk into the office, and there Ron is...sitting on a throne with women feeding him grapes, and a little Mexican running around lighting his cigar and fetching him Planet Java's while juggling chainsaws. Just for laughs Ron would scream "IMMIGRATION!!" Boy was it funny when the little guy hacked his leg off with a chainsaw and still tried to hide under the desk.
But, all in all I had a great time. Ron, Fez, and even Al are really great people. They really made me feel comfortable, while I was a bit nervous. Thanks guys for everything and I will definitely keep in touch. Oh and Fez, thanks for the offer but I think a pearl necklace is a bit to expensive for just a few promos. : _

PanterA

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PhishHead
05-15-2001, 08:36 PM
U are truly a funny man Pantera..just dont forget all us little people when you become as famous as Ron and Fez.

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Angelo from da Bronx
05-16-2001, 02:16 PM
lmao - especially the al dukes / coffee machine part.

CYYYFYYY
05-16-2001, 02:33 PM
I enjoyed your post... Keep up
the good work!!!!!


David the Franchize

EffMeBoobs
05-16-2001, 02:52 PM
Damn PanterA that's awesome! Good luck on it all! The reason you didn't meet Dumpy is because after the show they lock him up in a small 7 X 7 foot padded room with his underwear on his head and they throw their empty planet java bottles at him all night long to keep him company in there. Oh and they even felt bad for him one day and had a speaker set up for him that continuously plays Moshin's voice right next to his ear..repeated saying "How'd all like to suck my ass?!" They let him out each day at 11:59AM. How do I know this...don't even ask..

Piddlers and BJQ's do it better....

FIG
05-16-2001, 03:18 PM
But I did find it strange that they had Fez do all the strip searches
dont act like you didnt enjoy it pantera LOL

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PanterA
05-16-2001, 03:18 PM
So thats what that kicking and screaming was!!!

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PanterA
05-16-2001, 03:26 PM
Where does it say i didnt? lol

i'm not gay dont start that rumor i have a girlfriend and she's hot. eek and we have sex! ach. ;_

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EffMeBoobs
05-16-2001, 05:04 PM
you have sex? what is this sex you speak of?

Piddlers and BJQ's do it better....

JustJon
05-16-2001, 06:57 PM
What about those souveneers you were showing at the bar last nite? I'd go into it further, but my lawyer advised me not to for when he serves you the papers for the trauma you caused...

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PanterA
05-16-2001, 07:12 PM
What??? i only took a few wow stickers, a water cooler, a laptop, a photocopy machine, 15 pens, 5 1/2 pencils, 2 rolls of toilet paper, and a stick of gum. i dont see the problem.

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HordeKing1
05-17-2001, 07:28 AM
PANTERA - As Mr. Burns would say, "EXCELLENT."

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JustJon
05-17-2001, 09:05 AM
We know you just cut and pasted them into your pocket.

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DANILO
05-17-2001, 06:22 PM
Congrats pantera, not everybody gets envited to go up there... keep it up man. by thread too, LOL. Al dukes does makes us think that he is just as a gressive as a coffee machine,LMFAO.

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