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Jackie Sloan

05-09-2002, 10:00 AM

Well then just slap me around and call me Suzy!aaahhh! oooowwww!

stop wastin my time.....you know what I want.....you know what I need.....or maybe you don't...do I have come right out and tell you everything GIMME SOME MONEY...GIMME SOME MMOONEEEY!

Yerdaddy

05-09-2002, 10:06 AM

You go girl!

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Christy

05-09-2002, 10:21 AM

I love chick fights! LOL

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nellie

05-09-2002, 10:42 AM

that moron deserves to get punched! get that idiot randy!

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MrMarcus

05-09-2002, 10:59 AM

Have you noticed that the only time Al shows any passion or emotion it's around Gay Randy? Al wasn't this passionate about fighting Joe Poo.

Hey, Gay Randy, you make Al hot!!

TheMojoPin

05-09-2002, 11:01 AM

C-c-c-c-c-CATFIGHT! MeeeeeeOW...

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grlNIN

05-09-2002, 11:02 AM

Randy just remember.....NO RULES APPLY!!!!...beat the shit outta that dorkus mulorkus!

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Cybersoldier

05-09-2002, 11:20 AM

who wants to bet Al either goes down or cries like a baby. Either way it going to be funny

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ADF

05-09-2002, 03:12 PM

There's no way Randy can or ever will beat Al. Giving him the stinkface when he's unconscious (which is a definite possibility) doesn't count as "defeating" him.

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Dr. Klahn

05-09-2002, 03:21 PM

But I can't see how he could show his face after it happens.
Imagine how ashamed you would be if someone rubbed their ass on your face, excluding anything sexual.

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DarkHippie

05-09-2002, 03:22 PM

either way, someone's "goin down"

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irishkb

05-09-2002, 03:42 PM

randy buddy.. you stand no chance.... Al will kill you.. god damn i can' believe i just said that...

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Tall_James

05-09-2002, 06:23 PM

Why not make it an "Evening Gown Match"? I'm serious about that.

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Tall_James

05-09-2002, 06:23 PM

Fill your purses with nickels and beat the living shit out of each other.

Not for nothing, but Gay Randy is much better in-studio than Al. Very witty, and not overly flaming. Al's nickname should be "Johnny Storm, the Human Torch".

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tdk555toksik

05-09-2002, 08:00 PM

me and my girlfriend are with randy all the way

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synthfiend

05-09-2002, 08:53 PM

Randy? You're in for a rude awakening. You come around when Al has finally had enough gay jokes, and taken enough pointless abuse for the show, you represent a moment in his life he'd rather forget because despite anyway it's spun he was in fact blindfolded and he was suckered into kissing you. Al hasn't and doesn't even utter your name when you're not around and I personally am exceptionally sick and tired of your schtick. You have the same problem gay Marco has, but Mario Cantone doesn't. What would you have to offer if you weren't able to be gay? Your jokes are always gay oriented and marginally funny. Everything you are is centered around you being gay and if you didn't have that what would make anyone care about you? Al's gonna cave your jaw in if you touch him and I may just giggle like a faggot when he does. See? It's not that hard to make a gay joke...OH LOOK I said "Hard" like a gay hard penis!! OH LOOK "Gay hard penis"!!! Ugh. You are worse than boring. You're sad.

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Insomniac

05-10-2002, 05:17 PM

Hey Randy boxing aint a sport your gonna win so go back to tickling your balls with a feather.

FMJeff

05-12-2002, 06:29 AM

There really is nothing worse than people shoving thier sexuality in people's faces. Nobody cares that you're gay anymore...its not even taboo. Now people wonder why you're not, it seems to be all the rage...MTV is doing Gay versions of their dating show timeout....everybody is trying to look cool and hip and accepting, when it should just be like, you're gay, umm great...and move on.

Leave Al alone. He's not gay. We all know this. To perpetuate the lie only does harm to your cause, Randy.

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RusticSoul

05-12-2002, 06:39 AM

I don't know who is more annoying, gay randy or al dukes

lleeder

05-12-2002, 07:23 AM

Al as some serious rage. Someone with computer skills should make a cartoon of Al as "The Incredibly Homophobic Hulk"

phroggie

05-12-2002, 12:20 PM

There's only one thing more
annoying than gay Randy, and
that's Al Dukes yelling at gay
Randy.

Enough already.

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matters...

JustinR

05-12-2002, 12:45 PM

When people call AL gay its only a friggin joke. We all know that. When i met him he's actually a nice guy.

Its just for the show and we all know that.

And Jeff I totally agree about the "gay label" thing.
The only race we belong to is the human race.

One shouldnt have the need to point out "Hey I'm gay!" Look what it did to roise or ellen? Does anyone care???

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GtarBoy

05-12-2002, 06:14 PM

I think if Al just gets some jokes down he could actually be very funny. It was really funny when he was going crazy. If he could get something more than making fun of how stupid randy is with his gay jokes Al would be pretty damn funny.

Rap SUCKS! Elija Wood Gay? I don't think so.....oh he was in a gay bar?

TheMojoPin

05-12-2002, 10:11 PM

Nobody cares that you're gay anymore

Jeff...it's OK. Ride that mighty rainbow of tolerance.

But seriously, you make a damn good point. It's become overkill now, especially on outlets like MTV, to the point where people go out of their way to somehow "include" someone gay. Look, everyone knows homosexuality is out there, it's not going away, and if anyone's bothered by it, they're fighting a losing battle. But why embarass the "cause" by essentially lighting every gay person on TV or any media outlet with essentially a giant neon sign that screams "QUEER!!!"? We're not stupid...I'm not a circus clown, so to teach me tolerance and understanding about them, why doesn't MTV slap Bozo into the next season of "The Real World"?

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FMJeff

05-13-2002, 05:35 PM

It's not a rainbow of tolerance. I just don't get why anyone cares anymore. Just leave each other alone. Focus on living a substantial life.

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TheMojoPin

05-13-2002, 08:13 PM

Well, the sad fact is that too many people care...half the show these days is "faggot this" and "faggot that"...it's getting really old...

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Spankfully yours,
-TMP

torker

06-14-2005, 01:57 PM

The  saga continues....Gay Randy called Al on the air today.  This is the first I've heard him mention Ron and Fez by name.  They reminised about their kiss.  Booker said he though R&F put on a good show.  He told Al to call them because they needed to be heard in NY.  There was a see ya and a hoo-ah for good measure. 

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samnyc

06-14-2005, 03:21 PM

get me mp3 please

Death Metal Moe

06-14-2005, 03:34 PM

And I need the numbers for June 13th.

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ChildofFez

06-14-2005, 03:47 PM

i LOVE RON A FEZ HEY WHEN ARE RON AND FEZ  THEY GONNA BE ON SATILLIETE??

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torker

06-14-2005, 03:47 PM

And I need the numbers for June 13th. You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches.                                                      <img height="150" src="http://www.beez.com/fargin_files/image009.jpg" width="89" border="0" />

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