Bad tampon story

[Heavy]

I met up with a sweet gal and as things got heated up between us she told me she could only get off if she was watching her guy suck the blood out of her dirty tampon. Imagine my shock when she told me that and pulled it out of herself. Ever happen to anyone else? Ladies, is that something that would get you off?

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thats sick as shit

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[Death Metal Moe]

Oh, come on now buddy. Be a trooper and Dive in.

Or to freak her out, pull the Tampon out of your ass, and ask her to make all the brown go away. Corn anyone?

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[Pootertoot]

Just suckle and taste the sweet cries of the unborn children contained within. It's kinda like a fishy V8, no?

Are there any good tampon stories?

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[Sheeplovr]

were going to pay a hundred buck to my freind and hes gogint o drink my friends menstral cup

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[Christy]

Oh my gosh! I've heard of crazy fetishes ... but that's bad! :-)

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just ask her if you could heat up some water and dip it like a nice cup 'o tea. maybe add a little sugar and lemon for extra flavor.

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[TheGameHHH]

Wow, that's kinda sick dude.

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[sexy bastard]

ummmm thats weird i aintthat kinky i would not do that

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[TrailerTrash]

that's just sick. i don't even like touchin them.

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[Gwen]

Oh my god, that is both horrendous and evil at the same time. Im horrified. That acutally gave me a dry heave. Buhhhhh......

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[Aggie]

That is really gross...I wouldn't do that no matter how horny I was and I think that is just unfair to ask a guy to do that...they usually can't even talk about a girl's period - let alone suck on a tampon....eewwwwww

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[Jennitalia]

does he like to eat the blood clumps, too?

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[Heavy]

It sounds like you could stick a toothpick in the blood clumps and serve them on tray next to some nice cheese. Now I'm starving

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This message was edited by skidmark on 5-11-02 @ 2:11 PM

[Arienette]

umm maybe i missed something, but i think the most important question is... did you do it?

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[Heavy]

Doesnt make me a bad person does it?

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[Heavy]

NO!!!!! I did not do it............Can you imagine bringing that bloody tampon to your mouth and wrapping your lips around it, and then sucking it untill you swallowed all that blood down your throat? I don't know why but the whole idea turned me off and I decided not to do it.

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This message was edited by johneewadd on 5-14-02 @ 12:59 AM

[Heavy]

Wow my first thread to get stars. Someone must like it

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[Michael Fury]

You'd have earned your red wings, first class on that one.

[lleeder]

Is there ever a good tampon story? Yuuuuck. Who wants to hear a story about a sponge that sucks up bloody half life?

[LepprdSkinPillboxHat]

Urgh. I'm not an avid tampon wearer and I'm wondering if it is even possible to suck the blood out of a tampon after it's been absorbed. Doesn't it get all dried and solid? And why the hell am I curious about this? <P>

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[Heavy]

Hey pillbox do you think the blood would be dried up inside the tampon all crusty even if the tampon is still inside the V ? I would'nt think so and every time I've seen one pulled out it has always been followed by atleast a few drops of blood, and sometimes a stream.

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[Yerdaddy]

every time I've seen one pulled out
what stall are you hanging out in?

Ozzy throws em in the freezer and eats em like Bomb Pops. "Shaaaaaran! Gi me one one a them Tampops ou a ou ou a ou a ou ou a the freezah!"

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This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 5-30-02 @ 5:57 PM

[ShelleBink]

a lil while ago, i was dating this guy, and one thing led to another and we had sex ((i know, a shocker for me))... weeks went by and i didn't get my period, and we broke up ((because of other things)). he later found out i didn't have my period, and was worried i was pregnant. i had the bloodied tampon in me, and he wouldn't relent about me not getting my period. i dropped my pants, pulled out the tampon and threw it at him. needless to say, he believed i wasn't pregnant.

the story would end better if i lied and said he ate the tampon at the end, wouldn't it?

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[Heavy]

Yerdaddy,
No stalls, my very own bathroom :)
Shelle,
Playing with menstral matter is never justified

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[ShelleBink]

no, it wasn't like "hey look at my tampon! its getting me off!" it was more like "hey douche, im not pregnant, leave me alone"

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[Heavy]

I was wondering if it would make the situation better if it had ben a pad instead of a tampon. I really need some feedback on this incase this coms up again.

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[Poopsyc]

That's pretty nasty. I don't know how that could turn anyone on. I think it was more of a power trip, she was testing you to see how far you would go. I had a boyfriend one time who I asked to put on a pad and it was just cause I wanted to see if he would do it.

Hey man, just like I would say to a women, don't do anything you don't want to. I'm in to kinky shit but that's just nasssttty.

I knew a girl one time who hooked up with this guy and he knew she had her period and what he did was got her in to bed, pulled out her tampon and ate her out.

When I heard that I thought that was pretty bad but not as bad as sucking it off a tampon. The least she could have had you do is eat her out.

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[Jennitalia]

i know ive shared this story once before, but it's worth repeating..
one of my college roommates had sex with her boyfriend after a night out drinking. the next day she realized that she never took out her tampon before they had sex, so that sunday night (after having the tampon in her for over 12 hours), we took her to the emergency room where it took 2 doctors to get the thing out.
how anyone can have sex while a tampon is still in the girl's tookie, let alone forget that it's in there, is beyond me.


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[Aggie]

All I can say is EWWWWW!

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[toxi]

were going to pay a hundred buck to my freind and hes gogint o drink my friends menstral cup

its gogint o eb the greatest and sickest thig ever and we will tape it

sheepy, what's a menstral cup? (not teasing you I just don't get what the cup part is about).

oh and send me a copy of the tape.

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[Heavy]

Yea I want a copy of that tape too. And how do you not know what a mestral cup is?

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[Katylina]

In high school I put a (clean) tampon in someones soda when she wasn't looking. :-)

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[toxi]

well john, I don't know because I've never heard of one before but since you seem to know so much about female menstrual hygiene, please feel free to enlighten me.



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[sourkitty]

that is fkn nasty...that gurl is weird. I cant even stand lookin at a dirty bloody tampon..let alone watch sum1 suck the blood out of it. However it shouldnt be that bad..i had plenty of guys eat me out while it was my time of month....
But still

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[Heavy]

Toxi,
He was talking about the menstral cup. Do you not know what that is? C'mon now class, do I really need to tell you what a menstral cup is?

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