Heckler's the man...

[Pootertoot]

Good job gettin the plugs in...Slowly Ron will embrace us...then he'll lay us down real gentle-like near the fire, caress our hair, and whisper softly in our ear gentle reassurances as he pounds our ass. He'll throw us away like a used condom, but at least we'll have the memories.

My wrestling trivia: How many times was the gimmick that Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior were down for the count until the audience chanted their name repeatedly, causing them to raise their arm in the air to let us know we were powering them with our cheers, until they eventually got up, now invincible, and won the match?

Answer: This cannot actually be measured by science, but current estimates place the number at 17.9 billion.

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[girl germs]

heckler was on? i can't believe i missed THE HECKLER. i should be shot.

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[The Blowhard]

Drop the protest sign and turn on your radio Germs!

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[girl germs]

i missed the last hour of the show...i turned off my radio cause the show was kinda boring today. bad move on my part because i missed THE HECKLER. someone shoot me.

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[The Blowhard]

THE SHOW IS NEVER BORING! Got that? Good.
As for you asking to be shot...too violent. Maybe a few "noogies" in the head.;)

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[Pootertoot]

You can't admit that you turned the show off, they'll ban you from having an ASS Card for life.

I went to the bathroom once during a Digital Video Dumpy segment and Fez showed up later to break my thumbs.

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[girl germs]

what's an ASS Card?

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[Pootertoot]

The new Ron and Fez promotion. It entitles you to one free touch in the naughty place. By who, it doesn't specify, but still, free is free.

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[girl germs]

well, if it's free!

where do i sign up?

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[Pootertoot]

Here:

<A HREF="http://www.wnew.com">Look, I know how to change my links to be whatever I tell them to now! I KNOW POWER! MWUHAHAHAHAHA! FEAR ME AND MY RUDIMENTARY KNOWLEDGE OF HTML CODE! I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!!!</A?

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[EffMeBoobs]

I'm still waiting for the day he gives personal shout-outs. Oh and I heard the almighty HECKLER today and he indeed made my day! ;)

Piddlers and BJQ's do it better....

[skullcrush]

hay if anybodys gettin a shout out its gunna be me.we are the wonder twins of the bord, right 'ol hecky

"all i want in this world is freedom and roastbeef"
-crazy lady from h.b.o

[skullcrush]

hay if anybodys gettin a shout out its gunna be me.we are the wonder twins of the bord,aint that right 'ol hecky?

"all i want in this world is freedom and roastbeef"
-crazy lady from h.b.o

[The Blowhard]

Thanks guys, You like me, you really like me!
Individual shout outs are a possibility..similar to "Romper Room" when Miss Louise held up that mirror and mentioned all of those names at the end of the show.
As for the plugging in general, I crave attention!;)

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[Pootertoot]

I can only hope that one day Heckler will call me a doobie on the air.

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[babychanel]

hey skull wait your turn,I still want to see your sig pic. Is that chocolate puddin' on your nose or dirt? LOL ;)

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/babychan

[girl germs]

this big ass club is soooo elitist. i will not partake in such a thing.

ps-i think i signed up for my card on monday...or maybe it was tuesday. i have yet to see a card in the mail.

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