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The Blowhard
05-09-2002, 09:03 PM
That's right! Baby Jesus has a long lost brother and his name is Gvac.
Just look at the facts:
He walks on water(well, he played hockey and skated on ice!)
He donates time at a homeless shelter, comforting the poor lonely toothless and hungry women.
He heals the sick, his touch alone has produced thousands of moans.
He volunteers at a woman's prison, helping those lost souls find their way back into society(and his bedroom)
He donates sperm to help childless couples conceive.
Now, he's fighting for the coveted title of "RonFez.net Champion" against a very evil and deranged "Legroommusic".
I say we rally behind the defender of women, the hero of the horny, the Prince of Peace! EXCELSIOR GVAC!

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Christy
05-09-2002, 09:12 PM
Just what we need ... a more narcissistic GVAC! ;-)

He probably already thinks he is going to win! ;-)

Sheeesh! He'll probably want a parade IF he wins ...

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legroommusic
05-09-2002, 11:20 PM
I'm not evil. Let me be the first to thank Jesus before the fight.

As for Gvac being God's other son that's just plain old blasphemy.

I'm still pretty cool.
sexy bastard
05-09-2002, 11:26 PM
hmmm interesting...very very interesting

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DarkHippie
05-10-2002, 09:14 AM
when did legroom become evil? did i miss something? I mean sure, he did try to anally rape me but, I forgave him that . . . oh, did I say that out loud? oops

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Sheeplovr
05-10-2002, 09:48 AM
Lorden...its the glasses man...they make you look like a psycho killer.

Long Live GVAC!

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Jennitalia
05-10-2002, 09:51 AM
another Gvac fact is that he's got a huge penis and knows how to use it

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Arienette
05-10-2002, 09:52 AM
Lorden...its the glasses man...they make you look like a psycho killer.

Long Live GVAC!
help!! i think sheepy's been kidnapped, bound, and tortured until he gave up his password... THAT looked spell checked to me.

free sheepy you evil fiend!

arienette for prom king!
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thanks to sheepy for the sig pic

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Jennitalia
05-10-2002, 09:58 AM
help!! i think sheepy's been kidnapped, bound, and tortured until he gave up his password... THAT looked spell checked to me.



It has to be Ted...up to his old tricks.

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Gwen
05-10-2002, 10:54 AM
Gvac: fess up how much did you pay these people. Trying to buy our love, shame on you =)

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JustJon
05-10-2002, 11:39 AM
Gvac is one BAD MAMMA JAMMA!

(sorry, bro, your cash don't go as far with me)

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Zipgun
05-10-2002, 01:36 PM
another Gvac fact is that he's got a huge penis and knows how to use it



BOY HOWDY HE SURE DOES!!!

WOOOOO!!!!!!!

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JerseyRich
05-10-2002, 02:21 PM
quote:

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Lorden...its the glasses man...they make you look like a psycho killer.

Long Live GVAC!
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help!! i think sheepy's been kidnapped, bound, and tortured until he gave up his password... THAT looked spell checked to me.

free sheepy you evil fiend!



Dude...I dunno why this keeps happening...But I sign on as Sheepie and that was my post...
This board is f*cked up.

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Captain Rooster
05-10-2002, 02:44 PM
Gvac, my brother with whom I am well pleased, rocked the hizzzzouse last night.

Great job bro!

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Frank Black
05-10-2002, 04:19 PM
Someone will die.

BELIEVE
PanterA
05-10-2002, 06:04 PM
When Gvac says he parted the red sea....he's talking about the red head he picked up last night.

Thanks for the sig JerseyRich
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This message was edited by PanterA on 5-10-02 @ 10:08 PM
Hosp
05-10-2002, 06:20 PM
Does this mean he's Imus' Brother?

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Lulu
05-10-2002, 06:35 PM
if you win gvac, i will worship you as my lord and savior! :)

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thankyou sooo much to Earth2Ron for making it and Gameguy for figuring it out.
TheGameHHH
05-10-2002, 09:42 PM
Come on guys he isn't that cool, I mean he's a Red Wings fan for God's sake.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Lulu
05-10-2002, 10:24 PM
Come on guys he isn't that cool, I mean he's a Red Wings fan for God's sake.
::gasp:: who dare speakes againist the one true god, gvac? kill the blasphemer! :)

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thankyou sooo much to Earth2Ron for making it and Gameguy for figuring it out.
JerseyRich
05-11-2002, 06:26 AM
*throws a bag of tomatoes at The Game HHH*


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Captain Rooster
05-11-2002, 06:55 AM
TheGameHHH is a WITCH!

He's a witch!

BURN HIM!

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DarkHippie
05-11-2002, 07:52 AM
wait! before we burn him, does he weigh the same as a duck?

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compliments to inkgrrrl on the fine, fine work
<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>
Captain Rooster
05-11-2002, 08:18 AM
wait! before we burn him, does he weigh the same as a duck?



Wait! I'm not sure. What else floats besides a duck?

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Arienette
05-11-2002, 10:39 AM
wait!!! maybe you guys didn't notice, but that's a false nose...

arienette for prom king!
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thanks to sheepy for the sig pic

i ask myself why love can never touch my heart like fear does
Captain Rooster
05-11-2002, 10:43 AM
Wood! Churches! Very small rocks!

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The Blowhard
05-12-2002, 07:55 AM
Gvac is such a nice guy.
He helps my Grandma, who lives in Jersey. He shops for her and is really making her life easier. Oh yeah, he bangs her too, and he brings his own lube. What a guy!

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PanterA
05-12-2002, 08:15 AM
I also hear that after he changes her diaper, he puts it on his head and pretends it's an old school football helmet. Then he pretends he's an old time football player and tackles your grandmother.

That guy's a freak.

Thanks for the sig JerseyRich
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This message was edited by PanterA on 5-12-02 @ 12:20 PM
JerseyRich
05-12-2002, 08:21 AM
That guy's a freak.


True...but have you seen the balls on him? So large and always dragging on the ground...
To quote the man himself...
"its so hot today...my nuts are in my socks!"
---What a man!

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Captain Rooster
05-12-2002, 08:31 AM
and he brings his own lube.


Heck, I know we worship the guy and all, but do we have to brag about his use of spit in sexual situations with elderly people?

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JerseyRich
05-12-2002, 08:44 AM
wait!!! maybe you guys didn't notice, but that's a false nose...


Well he DOES have a wart!


He turned me into a Newt...

I got better.

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This message was edited by JerseyRich on 5-12-02 @ 12:46 PM