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The Blowhard
05-11-2002, 02:59 PM
Babe Ruth was probably the greatest baseball player of all time, and yet he was able to perform at a high level of excellence despite his vices: gluttony, boozing, whoring,womanizing and smoking.
Like Babe Ruth, Billy Staples is able to box and perform at a high level, fueled by Xanax, booze, food and women.
Is Billy Staples the modern day Bambino?

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PanterA
05-11-2002, 07:54 PM
Billy actually wanted the nickname Sultan of "Ahhh-uhhh" but it never caught on because...well he was the only one that can pronounce it.

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Christy
05-11-2002, 08:17 PM
Billy is a modern day nutjob!

I've never met anyone like him, and I don't think I ever will!

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Michael Fury
05-11-2002, 08:30 PM
a modern day Jackie Gleason
WrongWay
05-11-2002, 09:01 PM
Billy Staples is a modern day W.C. Fields.

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TheMojoPin
05-11-2002, 11:19 PM
Billy Staples is a a modern day version of Mr. Magoo and Snidley Whiplash.

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DarkHippie
05-12-2002, 05:53 AM
billy is a modern day fred flintstone

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The Blowhard
05-12-2002, 07:22 AM
Did you know that former Pirate/Yankee pitcher Dock Ellis once pitched a game while tripping on acid?


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PanterA
05-12-2002, 07:38 AM
Yeah, he actually thought he was a pirate/yankee. Everytime he threw the ball he would say "arrr try to hit this one matey!" and everytime someone hit a homerun he would make them walk the plank.

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The Blowhard
05-12-2002, 07:45 AM
Speaking of acid, please change that sig pic Pantera..I'm having flashbacks. Thank you.

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Zipgun
05-12-2002, 09:08 AM
Did you know that former Pirate/Yankee pitcher Dock Ellis once pitched a game while tripping on acid?



It was a no hitter too.

Well, except the "hit" that he took.

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Yerdaddy
05-12-2002, 11:00 AM
Billy's a modern day Baby Huey. The only thing he and Babe Ruth have in common is the trail of Baby Ruth wrappers he leaves behind him.

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Dryblood
05-13-2002, 04:14 PM
Billy is an "Baby Bob".....but not
nearlly as cool....LOL


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Butters
05-13-2002, 04:25 PM
Billy is a modern day white fat albert



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JustinR
05-13-2002, 04:52 PM
Billy is like Charles Barkley on TNT, but only Charles is more funnier than him.


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Captain Rooster
05-13-2002, 05:19 PM
Billy is a modern day Superman....that makes funky noises...and doesn't wear cape.


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A.J.
05-13-2002, 05:35 PM
Is Billy Staples the modern day Bambino?


Is there a Curse of Staples?

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Halfpops
05-15-2002, 11:01 AM
Billy is a walking-talking stomach. A pure example of stem cell research. <P>

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The Blowhard
05-18-2002, 01:02 PM
The Weeble is amazing!
I say he takes his show on a world tour!

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Hosp
05-18-2002, 02:42 PM
Billy Staples is the Modern Day Hulk Hogan (And yes, that isn't a good thing).

Heckler, if I make an average sig for you can I just get the hooker?

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Yerdaddy
05-18-2002, 04:57 PM
Billy is a modern day white fat albert
Perfect. If you know the old-school Bill Cosby albums, you'll know that Fat Albert was the Buck-Buck champion of the world.

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The mighty Thor
05-18-2002, 06:46 PM
Billy has the body of a God. (BUDDHA) <P>


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The mighty Thor
05-18-2002, 06:46 PM
Billy has the body of a God. (BUDDHA) <P>


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Orallo
05-18-2002, 10:09 PM
Billy is a mess.

I know he's gone through a lot, and I might even say that I am in a paralell path to his. But damn, he is a mess...

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Yerdaddy
05-18-2002, 10:31 PM
Maybe a modern day Babe the Blue Ox.

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