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PanterA
05-14-2002, 02:49 PM
Everyone's played this from time to time.

Basically you ask "Would you rather, eat a booger or eat ear wax." type questions.

The 2 choices MUST be equal. For example you cant give the choices "Would you rather, have sex with a dog, or eat cheese with mold." It's just stupid and a complete waste of time.

ALSO the 2 choices should be basically the same, for example "Would you rather eat my poo, or your dogs poo." would be a fine question. BUT "Would you rather, eat my poo, or jump off a cliff" would be pointless, stupid and a complete waste of time.

To be able to post a question, FIRST you most answer the following persons question.

I'll start it:

"Would you rather, wear shit flavored lipstick for the rest of your life, or use shit scented deodorant for the rest of your life?"

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This message was edited by PanterA on 5-14-02 @ 7:06 PM

Lisa Croft
05-14-2002, 03:05 PM
I'd rather wear shit-scented deodorant. Either way I have to smell it, but at least this way I don't have to taste it. <P>
Would you rather eat a carrot out of Star Jones' cooch or give Paula Poundstone a rim job? Yes, she's wearing a green suit. <P>
I love this game. <P>

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PanterA
05-14-2002, 03:06 PM
My God i would have to eat the carrot out of Star Jones' cooch. Listen at least i would taste the carrot....and i'm SURE the only thing that comes out of Star Jonas' cooch it pure ranch dressing.


"Would you rather, suck a fart out of Louey Andersons fat ass, or do a body shot out of Drew Carey's ass?"

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This message was edited by PanterA on 5-14-02 @ 7:15 PM

ag
05-14-2002, 04:44 PM
Wel you can only pray there arent any dingle berries on Drews Ass, so Im going with ,do a body shot out of Drew Carey's ass


Have a chick Pee on you OR Have Billy Staples fart right on your face after eating a huge meal

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jamesdiggy
05-14-2002, 05:12 PM
I'll have the chick pee soup please.


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Cybersoldier
05-14-2002, 05:53 PM
taste
Would you rather kiss sandy kane after a shower or lady di after 12 months worth of beer breathe

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PanterA
05-14-2002, 05:54 PM
Lady Di after whatever amount of time over sandy kane anyday.

Would you rather, eat vomit or drink pee?

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This message was edited by PanterA on 5-14-02 @ 10:00 PM

Ryan the Great
05-14-2002, 06:03 PM
eat vomit. things always taste better the second time around.

would you rather get a hummer from a dead monkey, or give a hummer to a live monkey?

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Gaia
05-14-2002, 08:28 PM
I'd have to say give the hummer...I can't deal with any type of dead animal....

Let'see...

Would you rather eat out Estelle Getty, Or hit Bea Arthur from behind??

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PanterA
05-14-2002, 09:11 PM
Get Bea Arthur from behind, you can atleast pretend its a hot girl. Who knows what estell getty's snatch must smell like.

Would you rather, lose all you limbs, bang Pamela Anderson and get hepatitis C , or keep your limbs, no hepatitis C and bang Stalker Patty?

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Tall_James
05-15-2002, 06:39 PM
Consider Patty nailed. I can close my eyes and pretend.

Would you rather sleep under the unwashed urinals at Giant Stadium after a playoff game, directly on the tile - no blanket or pillow.....or eat 1 lb of day old mystery food out of a Chinatown dumpster?

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Cybersoldier
05-16-2002, 03:07 PM
sleeping next to the toliet, I don't feel like taking green crap
would you rather have sex with pam anderson with aids or have sex with heather kozar with hiv

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Yerdaddy
05-16-2002, 11:00 PM
no question - gimme a high five!

The Rod Stewart Special: drink a pint of man-batter?

OR

The Richard Gere Surprise: take a gerbil up the poop-shoot? (also known as "The Human Habitrail")

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SeeYouNextTuesday
05-25-2002, 08:10 AM
To be able to post a question, FIRST you most answer the following persons question.
How and I supposed to answer the next person's question before's he's asked it, having first answered the question of the person after him? Just wondering...

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Aggie
05-25-2002, 09:00 AM
The Rod Stewart Special: drink a pint of man-batter?
That's what I'd rather do! But a whole Pint! Damn, I'd be so full!

Would you rather kiss Vince McMahons ass or get a stinkface from Rikishi? (I hope the next person watches wrestling!)



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DaniGirl
05-26-2002, 07:00 AM
I'd rather kiss McMahon's ass, atleast I know it must be clean....

Would you rather lick bloody snatch or wipe someones ass with your tongue? :)

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opack1
05-26-2002, 07:15 AM
lick bloody snatch

would you rather nibble on Sandy kanes twato or have a threesome with the retarded Laverne & Shirley?

c-ya

erole
05-31-2002, 08:28 AM
give me the 3-some. i can supply the brown bags for their heads.

Would you rather have no penis, or... no arms and only one leg?

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