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zathrus
05-15-2002, 06:58 AM
I heard this and laughed my ass off. At this bachelor party there was dancers/strippers, of course. Everything was going fine, till one of the dances had the groom on the floor on his back. She was straddling him at head level (not that one guys, the higher one). She of course had little to nothing on. She squatted down to pick up some money that had been thrown her way. As she was doing this the groom lifted his head and bit her. Yes, he bit her in the area of areas. Drawing blood, and none of the guys would call the police, as she lay on the floor screaming and trying to stop the flow of blood with napkins. The other dancer that was there finally called the police. And when the police got there none of the guys remembered anything. That night the groom must have been hungry, because as it turns out he bit both dancers. He bit the other dancer on the breasts twice, but she didn't stop because there was no marks and no damage done. She thought it was an accident.

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JerryTaker
05-15-2002, 08:52 AM
someone who toook the idea of "eating" a little too literally, huh?

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Jackie Sloan
05-15-2002, 09:36 AM
I have one even worse than that. At this guy's bachelor party, one of the "dancers" decided it would be fun to "insert" a toy into the grooms dirty penny. Well she did and we all laughed and had a good time. Laughed until some ass hole told the bride to be! So of course what did she do? Postponed the wedding, told him to get counseling or the wedding was off. He did, and they did get married, but I'm thinking that's one you'll NEVER, EVER live down.

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zathrus
05-15-2002, 10:08 AM
after hearing stories like this guys have to wonder why their fiancee's tend to get nervous when the word bachelor party comes up.

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cheezeemee
05-15-2002, 10:26 AM
These stories are really funny. I'm glad I don't attend these neanderthalic gatherings more often. Fucking cavemen! lol!

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Tall_James
05-15-2002, 06:20 PM
Those type of Bachelor Parties suck. I'm sorry, call me old-fashioned but if you feel the need to see some skag flopping her tits in your face a day or two before you commit to spending the rest of your life to a woman you're supposed to be in love with...well, you're an imbecile who shouldn't be getting married in the first place.

I had the best bachelor party that I had ever been to. My best man threw me a surprise bachelor party at Sparks steak house on the Upper East Side where all of my friends were there to eat red meat, drink too much liquor and tell stories. No women, no idiocy...just a lot of laughs and fun.

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